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Yamaneko
03-20-2005, 08:35 PM
Since it's Bleys' birthday, well tomorrow (damn you!), I thought I'd try to find the old EoFF newbie intros. I can't believe that I actually did. They were on a CD in the back of one of my computer desk drawers. These things are great. Even two years after the last one he made, they still crack me up. The revised one is a bit outdated, the newest knight at the time was Leeza, but the material is still funny as hell. The original intro piece is beyond my time here, but I still find it funny. Anyway, I thought I'd share my bandwidth with the current EoFF community and allow you guys the pleasure of listening to these marvels of online forum comedy. Enjoy! :D

<a href="http://www.dailyyams.com/music/eoffintros/eoffintro_original.mp3">The original EoFF intro</a>

<a href="http://www.dailyyams.com/music/eoffintros/eoffintro_revised.mp3">The revised EoFF intro</a>

Chris
03-20-2005, 08:43 PM
The original EoFF intro scared the hell outta me. :(

Otherwise... I hope I don't get banned. :(

Shoden
03-20-2005, 08:46 PM
OMG the original intro is freaky as hell i like it

Cz
03-20-2005, 08:57 PM
Hooray for nostalgia! :)

Shoden
03-20-2005, 09:06 PM
thats definatly a borad american accent

Psychotic
03-20-2005, 09:07 PM
thats definatly a borad american accentActually Bleys is Canadian. :p

The two files were re-posted on EoFF about a year ago, I think, and I listened to them and found them to be great. At the time, everyone wanted him to make more but he said no because it just wouldn't be as good as the original. Good ol' Bleys.

Rye
03-20-2005, 09:20 PM
I'd listen, but I'm at my aunt's house, using her crappy AOL which takes 10 minutes to load a single page let alone a big 9 minute file. :/

Shoden
03-20-2005, 09:21 PM
yeah he has a way with words lol and threats

eestlinc
03-20-2005, 09:31 PM
I have the more recent one in my iTunes, ironically. Sometimes it comes up on random play.

RSL
03-20-2005, 09:36 PM
We need a current one of those. I'd do it, but I suck.

Cz
03-20-2005, 09:41 PM
It wouldn't be right to try and emulate those intros now. It's generally accepted that sequels to just about anything are vastly inferior to the original, and this would be no exception.

Shoden
03-20-2005, 10:17 PM
he really sounded sincere Sarcastic serious and gentle all in one in the original

Little Miss Awesome
03-20-2005, 10:26 PM
That accent is gorgeous!
Any more of you sound like that?
The first one is great, I love it

nik0tine
03-20-2005, 10:29 PM
The link doesn't work for me... :(

Craig
03-20-2005, 10:32 PM
I love it.

Shoden
03-20-2005, 10:34 PM
heh i cant do Canadian accents nor american coz im english not a cockeny who speaks posh though

Erdrick Holmes
03-20-2005, 10:36 PM
404'd

Del Murder
03-20-2005, 10:50 PM
I think Loony BoB should do one so we can get some of that NZ accent action.

Yamaneko
03-20-2005, 11:51 PM
My host is crap. It should be up now.

BoB doing one could be good, but I agree the original is superior to the revised one. I'm assuming Bleys was getting tired of being on staff by that time.

Erdrick Holmes
03-20-2005, 11:59 PM
Your host are crap.

amratis
03-21-2005, 12:36 AM
I'm just listening to the first one now, its pretty funny :D

Lone
03-21-2005, 02:34 AM
Im listening to the first one right now... its... odd.

How long ago was it recorded?

Mindflare
03-21-2005, 02:38 AM
I can't get to it. I have both of Bleys' intros saved and listen to them regularly. They're great. I'm not near comedic enough to compare to those, so I sure can't do it. A new one would be pretty cool, though.

Rase
03-21-2005, 02:59 AM
:bigbiggri

CloudDragon
03-21-2005, 03:03 AM
I have the second one somewhere on my computer. Good stuff.

Raistlin
03-21-2005, 03:04 AM
Didn't work for me when this was originally posted, still doesn't work for me now. :p

Yamaneko
03-21-2005, 03:04 AM
I don't know what's up with your connections, but it works fine for me.

Raistlin
03-21-2005, 03:26 AM
Well it doesn't work for me. >=o

Kawaii Ryűkishi
03-21-2005, 04:26 AM
They work for me, too. I think it has to do with whether you're blest in the eyes of the Lord.

Mindflare
03-21-2005, 05:20 AM
They work for me, too. I think it has to do with whether you're blest in the eyes of the Lord.
Yep, that would be my problem.

Resha
03-21-2005, 09:08 AM
I love it.

I'm blest! Voice :<3: :<3: WOW. I'm just like...stunned. Sounds like one of those crazy TV voice-overs. ;)

-N-
03-21-2005, 09:32 AM
BoB!!!! PIPE!!! DO IT NOW!!!

Citizen Bleys
03-21-2005, 10:01 AM
Those things can't be done on command. The insipiration--and the background music--have got to be there. I don't have any new background music that would have the desired effect.

DMKA
03-21-2005, 01:00 PM
Dear god, Bleys is my new fetish.

Erdrick Holmes
03-21-2005, 01:43 PM
Son of a bitch. They still won't work. Yams, is your host made of paper machei and duct tape?

Raistlin
03-21-2005, 02:25 PM
They work for me, too. I think it has to do with whether you're blest in the eyes of the Lord.
They work for me now. I AM BLESSED

EDIT: I miss Thanos. ;_;

Erdrick Holmes
03-21-2005, 04:26 PM
Damnit, you guys suck. I can't listen to these. SDomebody else host these, Yams' host doesn't like me for some reason.

Raistlin
03-21-2005, 04:43 PM
I think it has to do with whether you're blest in the eyes of the Lord.

Erdrick Holmes
03-21-2005, 05:00 PM
*blessed

theundeadhero
03-21-2005, 05:05 PM
I'm surprised I'm not banned yet.

RSL
03-21-2005, 05:45 PM
*blessed

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=blest

EDIT: I find it hillarious that Joel is correcting a spelling error, and even more hillarious that the word he was correcting was correct to begin with.

Zell's Fists of Fury
03-21-2005, 07:29 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAH ABOOT

Citizen Bleys
03-21-2005, 07:38 PM
Spiff: Die

Joel: I'll see about hosting them on Primeaux.

Raistlin
03-21-2005, 07:43 PM
EDIT: I find it hillarious that Joel is correcting a spelling error, and even more hillarious that the word he was correcting was correct to begin with.
I find it more hilarious considering that I typed "I AM BLESSED" in my post. Go figure that they mean the same thing. :p

eternalshiva
03-21-2005, 08:12 PM
XD That sounds like a Maritime Accent alright XD That was hilarious.

Blackmageboi
03-21-2005, 08:23 PM
i have neither so i hoope you DIE! xD

Shoden
03-21-2005, 08:27 PM
i dont have the guts to quote him

Erdrick Holmes
03-21-2005, 08:52 PM
Spiff: Die

Joel: I'll see about hosting them on Primeaux.

Thanks, shoot me a PM when that's done.

Citizen Bleys
03-21-2005, 10:13 PM
When they're done uploading:

http://bleys.vespernet.org/eoffintro.mp3
http://bleys.vespernet.org/eoffintro2.mp3

Erdrick Holmes
03-21-2005, 10:20 PM
Thanks. Now I have something to upload on my iPod.

I just got a new microphone. I really want to do a new recording for EoFF. If that's OK give me a script or something to say.

Shoden
03-21-2005, 10:40 PM
ipods? they cost over 200 pounds compared to a 256 Meg memory basic philips mp3 player

heh it wouldnt be as good as Bleys

Chaos
03-21-2005, 10:51 PM
I remeber this when it first came out.
Although I don't remeber the revised one.
I found it hilarious, it will be great to get a copy again!

=D

Chaos

Carnage
03-21-2005, 11:36 PM
the links dont work :(

Tasura
03-22-2005, 01:26 AM
Im a maritimer :D , i havent listened to them yet, but i will.

Citizen Bleys
03-22-2005, 03:32 AM
the links dont work :(

Mine do.

DMKA
03-22-2005, 07:10 AM
They worked fine for me. :)

Oh and Bleys, does that spam clip have a name or artist? Or do you know how I could obtain it? It's sexy. :D

Citizen Bleys
03-22-2005, 09:27 AM
The Spam Song by Monty Python.

Peegee
03-22-2005, 02:16 PM
Bleys = Boys?

PearlRose
03-22-2005, 02:25 PM
Just listened to them both. Quite... interesting. ^^

They're great. And I remember some of the peole mentioned in it, which means that my brief period of board attendance three? years ago was good for *something*. ^_~

Shlup
03-22-2005, 10:13 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAH ABOOT
That's my favorite part too. ^_^

Citizen Bleys
03-22-2005, 11:17 PM
Spliff and Shlup: I hope you like summer, 'cause it's going to be mighty warm in Hell.

Zell's Fists of Fury
03-23-2005, 12:06 AM
I live in Arizona. I think it's aboot the same thing.

Citizen Bleys
03-23-2005, 01:40 AM
You're about to get aboot in your rectum.

Shlup
03-23-2005, 04:06 AM
It's nice of you to offer me a place on your couch, Mark, but I have plans.

Dignified Pauper
03-29-2005, 05:59 AM
I love you all... this is what makes me happy to be an internet junkie.

Tonepoet
03-30-2005, 06:55 PM
Well, that was certainly interesting to say the least. Ah who am I kidding, it was hilarious. Unfortunately for my funny bone, I didn't catch some of it so I'll have to listen it again.

Also, I can't quite fit it into a context here but I cannot resist the urge to put this smiley somewhere:

:trout:

eestlinc
03-30-2005, 08:10 PM
need a new one for the new staff!

ShivaBlizzard8
03-30-2005, 11:45 PM
I wondered how long it would take eest to demand recognition for his new found fame and glory. :p

eestlinc
03-31-2005, 01:32 AM
MY GEOD<i></i>E MUST BE ACKNOWLEDGED!

Yamaneko
03-31-2005, 02:13 AM
I remember when I brought my cat to class in kindergarden. She wet the rug.

Citizen Bleys
03-31-2005, 05:14 PM
Like I said, I can't come up with this stuff on command.

eestlinc
03-31-2005, 05:51 PM
LET'S G<i></i>ET SOMEONE ELSE!!

theundeadhero
03-31-2005, 05:53 PM
I remember when I brought my cat to class in kindergarden. She wet the rug.Just curious. Is your cat named Sweet Potatoes?

Citizen Bleys
03-31-2005, 06:12 PM
LET'S G<i></i>ET SOMEONE ELSE!!

Bah, like an impostor would be any good.

eestlinc
03-31-2005, 06:46 PM
we could get Baloki since he has pretended to be Bleys in the past...except he's banned!

Loony BoB
04-07-2005, 01:40 PM
I'm pretty sure we could still get him to do it. xD

Shoeberto
04-07-2005, 08:32 PM
I remember when they first came out. I remember downloading them on a 56k. I even burned the first one to a CD for a friend who's never even been here.

I think someone should do an updated version, though I doubt they will be able to beat out the humor of the first.

Gadwin
04-09-2005, 03:55 AM
Obviously I'm a n00b.

Halifax Housewife
04-13-2005, 07:58 PM
Haha, I'm in the revised intro back in the day when I was on site staff.

Lenna
04-13-2005, 10:49 PM
Bley's voice reminds me soooo much of the guy from Teen Angel! Even his sarcastic attitude relates to him imo lol <3 it tho :D sooo funny, even the fake crying haha!