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KuRt
03-22-2005, 08:29 PM
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4111

What do you think about this? i find it very bizarre..
http://www.theonion.com/images/429/article3150.jpg
Above: The creature that claims to be Michael Jackson.

not the pic, but the whole thing
Meat Puppet
03-22-2005, 08:33 PM
They split bodies, like Buu on dragon ball z.
rubah
03-22-2005, 08:33 PM
Believing the Onion is worthy of being smacked.

it's some of the few satire I can actually read because it's so blatantly false.
Psychotic
03-22-2005, 08:35 PM
Someone should tell the investigator to get out of the way of that train or else it's going to eat him.
KuRt
03-22-2005, 08:38 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol: Why do you have to be so funny, psycho?
I wanaa join BAoTW..
boris no no
03-22-2005, 08:41 PM
i want a glove just like that! :D

i just started to listen to jackson.....scary! :eek:
*beat it, just beat it!*
Erdrick Holmes
03-22-2005, 08:43 PM
I wouldn't be surprized.
Psychotic
03-22-2005, 08:49 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol: Why do you have to be so funny, psycho?
I wanaa join BAoTW..You've never seen small plasticy trains eat people? Oh, my friend, you do NOT want to get involved in that kinda stuff believe you me. *shudder*

And if you want to do that, send me a PM about it and I'll see what I can do. ;)
Rye
03-22-2005, 08:51 PM
Plastic surgery = :(
Destai
03-22-2005, 08:51 PM
I looked at this thread from the main index and it read

So uh, Michael Jackson died
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
KuRt
03-22-2005, 09:14 PM
And if you want to do that, send me a PM about it and I'll see what I can do. ;)

I already did and you said that maybe if i post on a thread that is ment to be recruiting guys to BAoTW, then yes. But the thread was closed and you said that beacuse i voted for you guys you should mention me in the victory speech but you guys didnīt win, so what should we do?
Psychotic
03-22-2005, 09:15 PM
We should murder the #eoff party and maybe steal their candy too, but the last bit might be a bit extreme.
Shlup
03-22-2005, 09:16 PM
That was a great article. :fpexdee:
gokufusionss1
03-22-2005, 09:21 PM
Jackson is indeed dead, the thing on trail is infact a heavily camoflaged "Bubbles" he's been the mastermind behind the jackson phenomenom, and he didn't abuse those kids he was just playing monkey games with them.
YukiKiro
03-23-2005, 01:38 AM
that, is the largest hunk of bs i've ever seen. now i understand free speach and all, but lets draw a :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: in' line here
Gwelenguchenkus
03-23-2005, 01:43 AM
that, is the largest hunk of bs i've ever seen. now i understand free speach and all, but lets draw a :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: in' line here

Do you know what satire is? This is a joke. I don't even know how you could possibly think this article was even TRYING to be serious.
crashNUMBERS
03-23-2005, 01:52 AM
I thought he died once he looked in that fruity tute peter-pan mirror of his...
eestlinc
03-23-2005, 02:01 AM
once again the Onion is right on the mark.
SilverWind
03-23-2005, 03:00 AM
Ummm...That really confused me...
FightClubFan#47
03-23-2005, 03:18 AM
I already did and you said that maybe if i post on a thread that is ment to be recruiting guys to BAoTW, then yes. But the thread was closed and you said that beacuse i voted for you guys you should mention me in the victory speech but you guys didnīt win, so what should we do?


SOMEONE ELSE! HELLO SOMEONE ELSE! I know you exist! I've forgotten who you are. I know someone else joined during the elections, but due to all the billions of PM's I got I forgot who you are. Tell me! Sorry. TELL ME :D

Nuff Said
rubah
03-23-2005, 05:01 AM
Ummm...That really confused me...

You must not be familiar with the onion.

It's the premiere satire site on the internet.

Don't worry, I have trouble not taking it seriously too-_-

Unless it's blatantly obvious^^;
Itsunari 2000
03-23-2005, 05:39 PM
What is the world coming to ?
KuRt
03-23-2005, 06:12 PM
What is the world coming to ?
Armageddon.
Blackmageboi
03-23-2005, 07:48 PM
Armageddon.
yup its all just another sign of the apocoliipse....


wako jacko dead that does explain alot!
KuRt
03-23-2005, 07:58 PM
Jacko really has been wacko for a little time
crashNUMBERS
03-24-2005, 01:12 AM
It's like he has his own program. Let me demonstrait...

*little boy walks up to him*
LB: Mister jackson what does molestation mean??
MJ: Here lemme show you.

I mean how many kids does he molest a day??