If you were a god...

[Yew-Yevon]

if you were a god, what kind would you be and how would you run your world? as for me...Id be a god of knoledge and power and would rule with love. I would see that no wrongs are without punishment and there would be only 1 shrine per kingdom

[Meat Puppet]

Kill everyone.

[Misfit]

Kill everyone.

[Mindflare]

I would not create life. It's cruel.

[Psychotic]

Kill everyone.

[Social Moon Firesky]

I would call myself something cool and unpronouncable like 'Sekhmet-Na-Haiyashmantashtushtah'.:D Also, I would be the goddess of love, beauty, war and healing, and I would rule with justice.

[Old Manus]

I vould rule with ze Iron Fist, and none vill escape my wrath! In my land, Burger eats YOU!

[Necronopticous]

I would eat Shabu Shabu every day.

[ffrinoa8]

i would kill off every thing and leave one place with life and try to keep people from being perverted freaks :tongue:

[Craig]

I'd create lots of other Gods and "get jiggy with it"

[Luc]

Kill everyone.

[Chris]

I would have my way with Janet Reno.

Sexy as hell!

[Zeldy]

Id get rid of all the nasty scum, they dont deserve live, And i'd love all the good people :love:

[Aurey]

I would give the job of being God to somebody else.

[rubah]

that's a scary thoughtX.x;; I guess I'd make a small world of super!mice

my friend matt is the goddess of love thoughXD he loves on people with his manboobs

[strawberryman]

Most likely i'd oppress everyone and everything and kill them when they plan to rebel, or do anything that I feel like killing them for.

[K-chan]

I vould rule with ze Iron Fist, and none vill escape my wrath! In my land, Burger eats YOU!

Gaspu! That would be scary! Man-eating burgers! 0_o

[Orestes]

I'd get rid of the ugly people.

[KuRt]

I would be a god who wants 10000 7 eyed monkeylizards as a sacrifice per day, otherwise i would summon humongous great elk ( :elk: ) to fart down on earth:radred:

[Sephex]

Forget about things, and blame it on the GFs.

[Jojee]

Geez, good thing none of you are gods :erm:

[amratis]

I vould rule with ze Iron Fist, and none vill escape my wrath! In my land, Burger eats YOU!

[Chris]

Edit: I'd marry Liza Minnelli.

[Dr.K]

Build a giant chill-out pad for all and then slumber endlessly in the clouds.

[boris no no]

what are you talking about! i already AM a god!
of sex drugs and rock and roll! :cool:

[Yew-Yevon]

what are you talking about! i already AM a god!
of sex drugs and rock and roll! :cool:
:eek: Thats scary :eek:

[Sasquatch]

I'd probably be all nice and helpful and such, until some schmuck started saying I don't exist, then I'll curse him...and his family and his animals and his friends and his job and his nads and his car and his house and his clothes. And prettymuch anything else he has anything to do with.

That'll learn 'im.

[FightClubFan#47]

I'd Create a race, be nice, caring, and loving. And Pamper my people...

Then, once they all got spoiled and soft, I'd leave them, create riots, natural diseasters, diseases, a devil. I'd like to see how they react.

[Pauten]

what are you talking about! i already AM a god!
of sex drugs and rock and roll! :cool:

Then take me as your follower Oh Mightiest of gods! :D

*bows*

[Matthew]

I would create an uber playlist which would serve in my distribution of theme songs, battle themes, and just simple mood music to people's lives. I would will wild animals to attack people who wonder too far from their homes, and create magical weapons and armor for my people to use in battle with these beasts. I would shrink the world to only a few areas, each with a unique climate and background and 1 to 3 towns in the "kingdom". Examples will be Ninja Land in the east, Cowboy Country in the West, and a Northern Polar World where Santa rules as King. I will then make everyone in a certain town look the seemingly the same, and speak in a language so complex and subtle with its differences that to foreigners they sound like they're repeating the same phrase every time you press the A button in front of them.
And then I would unleash a being a supreme evil called, "Poopsie the Poopster." And all shall fear his name.

[Social Moon Firesky]

I would sit on a great big Aztec-style throne with worshippers at the bottom. Anybody who has a problem with me can be fed to my pet Nemean lions, Typhon and Echidna.:D

[Blackmageboi]

god eh? imagine the power....*strange noise* i shall have a race of deamon beings that enslave mankind then create the world without the mistakes(humans)

[Social Moon Firesky]

Don't enslave me! I'm one quart Nuu Bian!

[Resha]

I'd just have fun, and chuck all the silly duties and responsibilties. And I'd be nice to everyone I like, and be mean to everyone I don't like. Haha, they'd be sorry then. :cool:

[Ultima Shadow]

I would create a world where everything is completely random. Any moment you may be attacked by a beaver, flamingo or lawnmover that comes flying out of nowhere to steal your teeths! :eek: That would be awesome. :cool:

[Stranger]

i would sit on a gigantic silver throne and make everyone worship me! and if they refused i would...eat there souls...no! turn them onto ham!

[Ouch!]

God, eh? To kill everyone is a tempting choice, but what kind of good would I be if I spare everyone the cruelties and uncertainties of life?

No, I'd do something far, far worse. I'd make Bush President of the United States for ever and watch the world burn and suffer.

[SadisticStreetSoldie]

I would give all the evil-doers in the world a taste of their own medicine. Anyways, I would be an evil, demonic yet hot and powerful god with angel wings and a sexy outfit (I guess I would be like Faith from Buffy The Vampire Slayer :D) in the year 70,697 and torture everyone mwahahahahahaha!!!!!! And I'd keep a bunch of male sex slaves for myself hehheh

[Ko Ko]

If I was a goddess... I'd destroy the sun.

[Yew-Yevon]

To be a God would realy be bad if you were a god of death....think of the major prob you'd make

[Dark Rydia]

If I was a goddess, I think I'd create a world like D&D and see how long people survived in a world over run with evil breakfast burritos. Then I would eat pancakes. After watching the chaos, I would have pity on the little humans and get a big green dog to eat the burritos with relish. Everyone lives happily everafter.

[Citizen Bleys]

Nothing. To interfere in the affairs of mortals is to deny them free will.

[Nod]

if i were a god id give myself the ability to have multiple orgasms then create a race of stunningly beautiful women to worship me. :p.
oh and id rule kindly and justly yadayadayada.
unless i felt like destroying stuff.
SO, basically, if i was a god i'd do whatever whenever. kill on a whim, save on a whim y'know, keep my worshippers on their toes.:roll:

[boris no no]

Then take me as your follower Oh Mightiest of gods! :D

*bows*
i rule all!
oh yeah! :cool:
all my followers MUST be semi naked muscular men in their early 20's. Oil is essential! :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

[Maxico]

Kill everyone.

Oh and I'd make a quote pyramid.

[Gnostic Yevon]

Free Ice Cream and Candy.


And one day the Aeon will bring enlightenment and destroy the demiurge by sacrificing himself for the others. Ummm ... I really wasn't supposed to tell you that .... carry on. Long live the demiur --- I mean long live yu-yevon.

[boris no no]

if i were a god id give myself the ability to have multiple orgasms
hahahaha beat you! god bless being a woman! :p

[Chemical]

If I were God:

The world would not change


I believe that if there is a God he is just in giving us this realm of reality in the way we know it. If we have been given power by our God it is to make choices an descissions based on our surroundings as horrible or as tough as they might be... we've all been given the choice to act humanely or inhumanely. We've been given many choices.

If I was God:

There would be a Heaven and a Hell and I would be fit to choose who goes where, not the men and women who pretend to be clergy of my power. All humane people would be welcome in my state. All individuals, homosexuals, heterosexuals, asexuals who valued my morality would be welcome in my domain... but be ye warned men
with little compassion for the fires of Hell Burn.

Many of my children would be sure to despise me for the inequality, the pain and the suffering... but perhaps in the end they would learn that without a sense of sorrow there is no sense of happiness, without pain there is no pleasure. There is a dynamic force of Ying & Yang. Perhaps they would also learn that I have given them the ability to ease the pain and others by kindness of words, actions, love... that I have also given them the opportunity to evaluate and to create... not just more people either.. the ability to create the means by which they can find a way to feed starving nations, to come together and provide massive health care, to create pieces of art/music/literature that have aided them in understanding who I am, who they are and the important and value of life that I have given them.

As a Parent of Humanity there would be nothing more beautiful for me to see than the rise of community and self sufficiency of all nations.

I would also own my own Polish Diner.
You can never have enough perogies.

[Quina]

I would be Godzilla!

[KuRt]

I would have my way with Janet Reno.

Sexy as hell!
Riiiiiiight...

[Yew-Yevon]

if your board then play God of War on PS2.

[Boosk]

I would iliminate the flu so I could never catch it again! sooooo iiiilllllllllll. And I would watch my people grow and prosper until they have invented a PS2 then Id go down and play it! And I demand grapes!!! and pink fuffy bunny slippers! and boris no no will be my slave! MWHAHA HAT HAT HAT!!! and all will be well and everything will be good.And dogs can talk!!! and wear hats and do dances!!!!!!! yeah.Ill be soooooooo good as a god!!
Kagga - god of all that is kaggaish. :love:

[Yew-Yevon]

if I were God i would have drag...er the Kantrishakrim (the word "dragon" is an insult to them) walk the earth again. And they would be the keepers of knolege

[XxSephirothxX]

If I was a god, I'd be quite disappointed, as I don't think gods exist, and my entire belief system would have gone to pot. But it would be fun to mess with people.

[Peegee]

Some sort of hedonism god probably. It's not really a stretch.

[lulusgirl]

I would do what i have always wanted to do...
TAKE MY STINKEN VIOLIN AND SMASH IT OVER SOMEONE'S HEAD! ! ! ! !

[strawberryman]

TAKE MY STINKEN VIOLIN AND SMASH IT OVER SOMEONE'S HEAD! ! ! ! !
after said event, would it explode?

[Shlup]

I'm not a god?

[boris no no]

I'm not a god?
*bows*

[Del Murder]

*bites tongue*

[Dark Warrior]

First I'll give the people the oportunity of choise, if they want to born or not.
If they choise born: I'll kill them for being idiots. :mad2:
If they choise not born: I'll take them to the heaven, named SQUARELAND. (A lot of Sex, Alcohol and LEGAL :D Drugs)... and of course
a lot of FF.

[mythus]

Hmmm... I suppose I would make sure no one could doubt I exists. There would be no death, and well since no one would die I would also do away with reproduction. Intercourse would then be a hobby. I would do away with different 'races' so that everyone got alone. I would make sure everyone's prayers were heard and answered, and they would actually hear my answer. And that is just the begining...

[Dark Warrior]

I forgot one thing...

I'll create a hell for those that chose live.

that hell is gonna be ruled by Barney, and he it's gonna sing all day "I love you." (Or wherever that damn song was call)

[bigbri2k5]

if i was a god i would be the vengeful god of war

[Loony BoB]

I'd do what the current God does. Watch. However, I'd also make sure people knew I existed. What they did with that knowledge would generally be up to them, but at least they wouldn't have any wars over whether or not I existed.

I'd also make sure that my girlfriend loved me for my personality and not for my, well, Godliness.

[FoxHoundx25]

I would not create life. It's cruel.


<s>since it's so cruel go end your own..hippie</s> edit by eest: not a very nice thing to say!

[eestlinc]

I advise you do not continue telling people to end their lives, Foxhound. Fair warning.