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Rye
03-28-2005, 02:30 PM
http://www.shopgetorganized.com/images/p18304b.jpg VS. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/Ryechu/scarysimmons.gif

Who is more evil, cheesier, scarier? Also who is the best fitness guy?
nik0tine
03-28-2005, 02:31 PM
This is a toughie.... I can't answer this right away. I am gonna have to give it some serious thought. :p

Edit: Richard Simmons does have the upper hand though. After all, on a plane headed for Arizona, he slapped a passanger for making a joke about him. :p
Rye
03-28-2005, 02:32 PM
One swears short shorts, another wears tight shorts to accenuate his SQUEEZED buttocks. :(
Ko Ko
03-28-2005, 02:34 PM
Richard Simmons is more evil... and cheesier. I mean, look at those hairy pits! But Tony Little... now that is pure horror in it's own essence.
Rye
03-28-2005, 02:40 PM
Tony Little is more buff so I bet he could take down Richard in a fight, but Richard Simmons probably has a hand full of cults to fight for him.
Dignified Pauper
03-28-2005, 02:44 PM
Not to meantion that both have a horribly annoying voice...

Not to mention that both incite people to "better" their lives through exercise... (yea right... everyone knows grease is the way to go today)

I'd say richard simmons is scarier, he's a veteran.
Ko Ko
03-28-2005, 02:45 PM
My aunt got a hand written letter from Richard Simmons.
He's spreading fast, gaining alibies. Quick, call the assassins.
nik0tine
03-28-2005, 02:46 PM
I wish I could have a hand written letter from Mr. Simmons. Oh! He's so dreamy! *Swoons*
Craig
03-28-2005, 02:52 PM
Richard Simmons looks like a Hobbit. So I pick him.
Resha
03-28-2005, 02:53 PM
Eviller? Tony Little. He has a regime of fitness-obsessed lemmings. <3
Cheesier? Richard Simmons. He wears very short shorts. >=(
Scarier? This'd be a tie.
Best fitness guy? Tony Little...or maybe he's just kinda...big. :)
Rye
03-28-2005, 02:55 PM
Richard Simmons looks like a Hobbit. So I pick him.

He does! :o
Ko Ko
03-28-2005, 02:56 PM
Richard Simmons looks like a Hobbit. So I pick him.
Richard Simmons also looks like Ronald McDonald.
Do you still pick him? :skull3:
Resha
03-28-2005, 03:02 PM
Pfffizzle. People are prejudiced against McDonalds. ;____; If Richard Simmons is a hobbit, then Tony Little is an Uruk Hai, thankee very much. A pretty Uruk Hai. ^^
Rye
03-28-2005, 03:04 PM
An Uruk Hai with squeezed buttocks. :o
Resha
03-28-2005, 03:16 PM
An Uruk Hai with squeezed buttocks. :o

EXACTLY. :D
Rye
03-28-2005, 03:58 PM
Richard Simmons harnests the power of blood thristy dalmatians. :(

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/Ryechu/richsimmonsscary.gif
Resha
03-28-2005, 04:02 PM
Cruella de'Vil. Is that how you spell her name??? :sing: "Cruella, Cruella, watching you from underneath a rock..."
Orestes
03-28-2005, 04:03 PM
Richard Simmons has the white man's fro.
Tony Little looks like a Neo-Nazi with long hair.

My vote goes to Richard Simmons and Sweating to the Oldies.
nik0tine
03-28-2005, 04:04 PM
Richard Simmons harnests the power of blood thristy dalmatians. :(

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y88/Ryechu/richsimmonsscary.gif
Oh my god! Look at that shirt! :p :p :p
Rye
03-28-2005, 04:07 PM
Yeah, he needs it to command the troops.
Orestes
03-28-2005, 04:07 PM
It looks more like a cow shirt to me. I think the dogs should attack him and eat his brains.

Then I'd laugh.

The dogs on his left don't even look like they're having fun.
Rye
03-28-2005, 04:23 PM
It looks more like a cow shirt to me. I think the dogs should attack him and eat his brains.


That's what Tony Little wants!
Psychotic
03-28-2005, 04:24 PM
LET'S PUT THEM IN A BULLFIGHT AND SEE HOW LONG THEY LAST! :excited:
nik0tine
03-28-2005, 04:24 PM
That's what Tony Little wants!
It's a bitter, bitter rivalry... :(
Rye
03-28-2005, 04:25 PM
LET'S PUT THEM IN A BULLFIGHT AND SEE HOW LONG THEY LAST! :excited:

Richard Simmons would probably make the bull do aerobics or something. xD
Resha
03-28-2005, 04:25 PM
Do I smell conspiracy here? Does Tony Little want the midget to be eaten by revenge-bent dogs?
Del Murder
03-29-2005, 03:23 AM
I bet Rick fights dirty.
Jojee
03-29-2005, 05:00 AM
I had a Richard Simmons video :(

I didn't buy it, my mom did!

I don't know why she did either, cos' she doesn't exercise. Maybe it's a hint to say I'm fat :( *runs away sobbing*
krissy
03-29-2005, 05:43 AM
jojo stop running, it's like an earthquake
nik0tine
03-29-2005, 06:25 AM
jojo stop running, it's like an earthquake
It might not be if she would just shed a few pouds. sheesh!
Miriel
03-29-2005, 06:30 AM
Richard Simmons looks like a Hobbit. So I pick him.
Eww, don't say that. :(