Walking on water

[Rye]

Don't you wish you could walk on the water? Like Jesus Christ... lizards~

[Levian]

Yeah, that'd be cool, but what if you fall out of an airplane and land in the water? Won't that hurt?

[krissy]

Yeah, that'd be cool, but what if you fall out of an airplane and land in the water? Won't that hurt?

it hurts anyway

[eestlinc]

you just have to know where the rocks are.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Why would I want to twalk on water? If I'm freakin' Jesus I won't walk on water I'll do cool stuff, like turn water into pizza rolls or turn every female into a hot babe. And make it so technology does not allow games to go 3D.

[crashNUMBERS]

does not allow games to go 3D.
*Ahem*
There you go.

[kikimm]

Yeah, I guess. Although I bet it'd get kind of boring, after awhile, and annoying. Could you still just swim?


:D

[strawberryman]

I'd rather have the demi-god powers than being able to walk on water.
Then I could be an oppresive bastard. :chop:

[nik0tine]

LOL!

[rubah]

only if He asked me to.

and remember that book, support your local wizard;D the kids try walking on water and it's not as fun as it's cracked up to be^_^

[Funkmonkey Deluxe]

I've stood on water before. But only for the split second before I fell through the surface.

[Erdrick Holmes]

You actually can walk on water. Just wate for the lake to freeze up.

[Meat Puppet]

You're Joel, not Jesus.

[Orestes]

Only if I can drag people out into the middle of a large body of water and drown them.

[Quina]

Do the insoles in my slippers count? I'm gellin like a fellon.

[Sephex]

I would only want to do it for shortcut purposes.

[Jojee]

I can float on water, ish, does that count? ;x

[Resha]

That'd be fun...I would not drown, then. :D I hate swimming.

[Ryth]

That would be awesome! I would love to do that!

[Dingo Jellybean]

If you could walk on water, then wouldn't water be more dense than you? Then you wouldn't be able to drink anything because all liquids would seem like rocks to you.

Besides, Jesus walked on water?

[UltimaLimit]

I believe He did, yes.

That said, I hate water.

[Nod]

nah, id rather be able to turn water into wine. peter griffin points out that jesus must have been wasted 24/7.:p

[Ko Ko]

If I was Jesus I'd make everyone dance the Macarena at the same time, and in my bible they'd call it 'The Great AYYE!'

[Old Manus]

LOL JESUS!

Sign him up for the Olympic Swimming team!

[Zeldy]

If i could walk on water, id explore the world! I could walk to france.. i could walk to spain.. could i walk to america?

[Old Manus]

Alternatively, you could sail.

[Polaris]

I'd love to walk on water!

[Rye]

Whoa, how is my thread HERE? xD If I could walk on water, I'd... I really dunno. I'd probably just stand on the water being all like "Hah! I'm walking on water! Can you?"

[Female Ryuichi]

I would love to be able to walk on water, because I r the crap swimmer :(

[Levian]

Hmm, this whole new ability brings some difficulties too. Like taking a bath, for instance. You'd just float on top of the water. That sucks imho.

[Maxico]

Wait but that would mean that the sea would be like a tumbling mass of rocks to you. On a stormy day you would be crushed. Not to mention rain.

[KuRt]

walking on water: like my friend here? that really is in the middle of a lake. There is only that low water level at that spot :D http://80.81.189.226/00/11/26/57/3029894.jpg

[Psychotic]

It would be so totally cool, as then you would be burnt at the stake for being a witch. Fun for all the family!

[KuRt]

:hyper: Is there really a thing that you can´t say a funny thing of?

[Psychotic]

:hyper: Is there really a thing that you can´t say a funny thing of?Jigsaw puzzles. I've tried, and I've tried. I've spent countless hours desperately trying to make them funny...and all I came up with was "DON'T PUT JIGSAWS UP YOUR NOSE 'CAUSE BOOGERS!" :( I have dishonoured my family.

[Shoden]

wow that was random i applaud you Psychotic

well im not funny at all around this time for some reason

Jigsaw puzzles hmm something funny bout them

how about they piece you off?

ok if only you could walk on water what about vodka? if the worlds water became alcohol?

[KuRt]

Throw all the Jigsaw puzzles to sawmill and hope they die entirely from the earth. Or better yet, maybe they´ll invade Uranus :tongue:

[Shoden]

then they'll make more and torture us with puzzles with 1,000,000,000+ pieces holy jesus!

there was a song by milky called walk on water

[Psychotic]

Throw all the Jigsaw puzzles to sawmill and hope they die entirely from the earth. Or better yet, maybe they´ll invade Uranus :tongue:If you've ever had jigsaw pieces in uranus, you'd know how funny it isn't, especially when you try to explain it to the hospital staff.

Hurray for toilet humour!

[Shoden]

good one now i know why your called Psychotic

what about shoving crayons up Uranus explaining that one wouldnt be so nice ecspecially if you need to go party in the room of doom

[Old Manus]

Ah, yes. I see the obvious connection between shoving pencils up your backside and walking on water.

In other words, this is very off topic.

[Strider]

I'd walk to Honolulu.

[Shoden]

even if you could walk on water you would still freeeze to death eg atlantic in other words what if busses could DRIVE on water instead of having huge ships

icebergs would be a problem for walking or a play thing you could get rid of hemeroids saves money on preperation H.

but there are many things to think of like building on water

[Peegee]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/Pureghetto/5blj5d_jesus_lol.jpg

Top right.

[Dr.K]

If you could walk on water, and thus lie down, that'd save a hell of alot of money for a water bed.

[Nod]

if you could walk on water when it rained really hard you could run up the drops into the sky

[boris no no]

if you could walk on water when it rained really hard you could run up the drops into the sky
:lol:
you crack me up! bless you!
yeah if you could walk on water in a bath would that be tap dancing?
get it!
TAP dancing....oh never mind

[Necronopticous]

Yes.

[Rye]

Wouldn't you be able to turn off your power though?

[Quina]

I like puzzles.

[Ko Ko]

there was a song by milky called walk on water

Milk Inc.
:skull3:

[Destai]

Jesus powers-engage! *revives dead thread*

[Rye]

My thread has been revived. <3

[Leeza]

Destai, do not revive old, spammy threads.