Introducing the EoFF Audio Introduction v. 3!

[Citizen Bleys]

And here it is! (http://bleys.vespernet.org/eoffintro3.mp3)

[Jojee]

I approve ;)

[Old Manus]

Thats smurfing.

[Shlup]

I hate you.

[Citizen Bleys]

fair's fair.

[Meat Puppet]

It ended just as I got into it.

[Rusty]

Pretty good, it was funny :D

[Levian]

You're a pretty good poet.

[YukiKiro]

this is so "smurfing" funny! ahahahahahahah! i can't stop laughing! i'm still listening to it! can you do a favor for us though? post the lyrics?

[Caspian]

Right. Goodbye!

[Ko Ko]

Oh... The link isn't working for me! Can somebody give me an alternative? I'm really quite eager to hear it... :skull2:

[Loony BoB]

:love:

[Citizen Bleys]

this is so "smurfing" funny! ahahahahahahah! i can't stop laughing! i'm still listening to it! can you do a favor for us though? post the lyrics?

It's in the Wiki. And the Arts & Writing forum.

[Resha]

Omfg, it smurfing rhymes! :D :<3:

[Ko Ko]

It's in the Wiki. And the Arts & Writing forum.
I can't find it... :skull2:

[Citizen Bleys]

http://www.eyesonff.com/members/wiki/Songs/SmurfingEyeson
http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=58714

[Miriel]

Right. Goodbye!
I liked that part the best too. :p

[Rase]

Very nice. :D

[Psychotic]

Bleys should have rapped it.

[m4tt]

Have I ever told you I love your voice?

[Destai]

smurfing nude..genius.

[Misfit]

Bleys should have rapped it.
Hahaha. *agrees*

That fucking rocked. Now make a new one of you rapping it. ^_^

[Chemical]

Smurfing Awesome.

You're such a bitter old man. <3

[Cz]

I was convinced that this was going to be a half-assed April Fools joke, so this was a great surprise. That poem's ten times better spoken than written, and it's pretty smurfing awesome to begin with. :thumb:

[Sepho]

The best one yet, if you ask me.

[MecaKane]

I :love::love::love::love: Bleys

[Jojee]

I :love::love::love::love: Bleys Me too, every night ^__^ Bleysies likes monkeys.

[Loony BoB]

Also, it's a parody of a Scottish poem, so Bleys was right not to rap it. =] I would however love to hear him attempt the thing in a broad Scottish accent. xD

[Samuraid]

Quite good. Having it in voice is far better than reading it.

[Fuzakeru]

That made me so happy.

[Citizen Bleys]

You smurfing well asked for it (http://bleys.vespernet.org/eoffintro3b.mp3)

[Misfit]

...

...

*dies laughing*

[Citizen Bleys]

Oh, just die full stop.

[Psychotic]

:bleys = :<3:

[Misfit]

Do another one! xDDDDDDDDDD

[Citizen Bleys]

http://bleys.vespernet.org/byrequest.mp3

[Miriel]

You smurfing well asked for it (http://bleys.vespernet.org/eoffintro3b.mp3)
HO-LEE CRAP. xDDDDD

[Rye]

"And BoB is in the smurfing nude"

Best line in there. I like the bored tone to it.

[Cz]

See? You can do these things on command. xD

[Citizen Bleys]

That doesn't mean I'm doing another audio intro. There's no staff left to introduce anyways.

[m4tt]

What are you talking about?

[Citizen Bleys]

what the hell?

EDIT: If this was an April Fools' joke, I'm going to kill you all.

[Psychotic]

There's no staff left to introduce anyways.Apparently there are now :D

[YukiKiro]

That doesn't mean I'm doing another audio intro. There's no staff left to introduce anyways.
you can introduce those who are the bane of the site. or you can introduce some of the more popular members. fit in something about shlup again, just as a signature twist.....just a thought.

[m4tt]

what the hell?

EDIT: If this was an April Fools' joke, I'm going to kill you all.

If what was an april fools joke? :confused:

[Citizen Bleys]

90% of the staff leaving. The removal of the Feedback forum--which made sense in light of recent incidents...but if you bloody well put on the whole Kishi thing, I'm never going to trust any of you ever again. And I might just need the !@#$ Sudetenland just to keep on browsing here.

[Loony BoB]

90% of the staff leaving. The removal of the Feedback forum--which made sense in light of recent incidents...but if you bloody well put on the whole Kishi thing, I'm never going to trust any of you ever again. And I might just need the !@#$ Sudetenland just to keep on browsing here.
I don't know what you're talking about. :)

[Endless]

That's because you're full of it, BoB.

[Leeza]

BoB is full of what?

[Raistlin]

Shlup argued with me for way too long for it to be a joke...and Roogle was way too serious. Plus...only D saw the image when it was posted...if BoB hadn't have given it to me, then...*blinks*

Holy /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif.

[eestlinc]

Bleys, I thought you invaded the Sudetenland long ago...

[strawberryman]

I can now die happy.
Meaning i'll die laughing.

[Endless]

BoB is full of what?

Of /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif, crap, poop, excrement. Pick whichever.

<b>Now, now. No getting around the swear filter. Swear at him on AIM :) -Yams</b>

[Rye]

Of sh<b></b>it, crap, poop, excrement. Pick whichever.

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/excrement.jpg

[Misfit]

http://bleys.vespernet.org/byrequest.mp3
Yay! Do another one!

[Meat Puppet]

Could you do a kinda heavy metal one, with people burning in the background?

[Blackmageboi]

i like it
smurfing del
i like the rap version too!!!

[DMKA]

That was hot.

[Ko Ko]

OMSG.