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WildRaubtier
04-01-2005, 03:09 PM
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if that wood chuck was about to be banned?
Meat Puppet
04-01-2005, 03:11 PM
7
WildRaubtier
04-01-2005, 03:13 PM
I blame you, really.
Old Manus
04-01-2005, 03:14 PM
Depends. If he chucked it at the guy who would ban him, then I would say as many as he could without getting tired. Now with a simple calculation including his health, blood pressure, and strength, I would say...hmm, plus three, carry the one....42!
WildRaubtier
04-01-2005, 03:16 PM
This is indeed a most informative discussion!
Caspian
04-01-2005, 03:23 PM
27
Ko Ko
04-01-2005, 03:26 PM
A wood chuck can't chuck wood. It has no opposable thumbs.
WildRaubtier
04-01-2005, 03:34 PM
It does too.
Meat Puppet
04-01-2005, 03:35 PM
I've been breeding a woodchuck with opposable thumbs to prove my "woodchuck woodchucking" theory. For your benefit, I ask you don't ask me how I'm doing it. Not that I'd answer you, anyway.
Ko Ko
04-01-2005, 03:41 PM
Yes, but I ask you this: Does it have thumbnails?
aHA. Iri wins again.
Now let's stop spamming this forum up, ok? :skull3:
WildRaubtier
04-01-2005, 03:41 PM
How goes that project?
Meat Puppet
04-01-2005, 03:43 PM
The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.

Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.

The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.
http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woody.jpg


Source: getodd.com (http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html)
Resha
04-01-2005, 07:09 PM
As much as he could, I mean...he's gonna get banned anyway, right? He may as well have a little fun before he goes. :)
Psychotic
04-01-2005, 07:13 PM
Internet???
Rase
04-01-2005, 07:16 PM
7 pounds, 5 ounces.
Blackmageboi
04-01-2005, 09:41 PM
42 one would think
Chris
04-01-2005, 09:53 PM
How goes that project?

You're being naughty. :mad2:
-N-
04-01-2005, 10:37 PM
What happened to your Fixedsys font?
Destai
04-02-2005, 04:46 PM
Is dr.Tot Dr. Unnes arch nemisis?
Rye
04-02-2005, 04:48 PM
Ask Faris_The_Guy.
Resha
04-02-2005, 04:55 PM
One more question...

Why would a wood chuck chuck wood anyways?
Rye
04-02-2005, 05:44 PM
Because what else would a wood chuck chuck? :(
Resha
04-02-2005, 05:50 PM
Well, a wood chuck could chuck something chuckable, but not wood. Why just wood? Why can a wood chuck not chuck something not wood but chuckable?

But chucking wood is ok. :)
Chris
04-02-2005, 05:50 PM
What happened to your Fixedsys font?
My eyes got funny looking O__o!
Ko Ko
04-03-2005, 12:51 AM
Well, let's think.
X=w, w=34x98.47566377.... x2 x 4747839...
Let's just say a wood chuck chucks.
The Captain
04-03-2005, 12:55 AM
It would depend on whether this woodchuck was a member of Staff or not.

Take care all.
Fuzakeru
04-03-2005, 01:17 AM
It also depends on if the woodchuck was a mutated zombie.
Daryl
04-03-2005, 03:43 AM
Not nearly enough to avoid aforementioned banning. *kills thread*