Aeris the Flower Girl? More like Weed Girl if you ask me.

[Levian]

Well, just think about it. When you first meet her, she's all like "omg don't fite on my pretti flowers!!1 you are the ruining them! STOP IT"
Well, what if this isn't flowers? I seriously doubt it. The church is no longer in use, and I don't see a more perfect place to grow one's weed. This also explains why she tries to sell "flowers" on the street, and possibly why people talk about the glow in Cloud's eyes. After all, he did buy one of her flowers.

I'm also led to believe that the ancients in general are the street-word for "drug dealer". This would explain the frequent deaths and prosecutions.

Your thoughts?

[TheAbominatrix]

xD It's true! This is the best FFVII thread ever.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

http://norbert-x.com/rock/userfiles/Kishi/animehistory20030213.jpg

[DMKA]

This is the best FFVII thread ever.

[nik0tine]

xD It's true! This is the best FFVII thread ever.

[Ko Ko]

Aww. Poor Aeris. Never recieved that labotomy she asked for.

[Masamune·1600]

At least Tseng was temporarily successful in stopping Aeris' shadowy deals. Nothing could protect him, however, from Sephiroth, a drug lord like no other.

Then, of course, once Aeris had given away his secrets....

[Hawkeye]

Cloud: *smokes weed* dude, check out this dog dude... hahahaha, dogs talk... hit some of this sh*t on him...
REDXII: wtf is this?
Cloud: medicine of life man...
REDXIII: *smokes some of clouds weed* dude... how come i see a bar of snickers in front of me dude...
Barret: THATS ME YOU @#$&#! JACKASS

oh, good times of smoking weed. Pot heads on adventures, NEVER gets old

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

OMG...*watches Aeris* And then she tries her luck in FFT, that is probably why Sephy killed her, she was too much of a competitor.

[nik0tine]

It's always the quiet ones... :shifty:

[Masamune·1600]

Aeris wasn't really the quiet one. Then again, I suppose Tifa spent enough time with Aeris for her to start....

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I think maybe Tifa was a prostitute, it is the oldest proffesion around. Aeris was not quiet...Sephy was...kinda...

[Rase]

This thread makes me smile. :)

[Miriel]

It all makes so much sense, I can't believe I didn't see it before. :p

That hippy Aeris, I bet she was hitting the bong right before Sephy came lookin' for her.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Yes, and that is why Cloud had that weird dream about her and the forest, he was stoned. I think she wasn't praying before she died, I think she may have been hiding her stash.

[Levian]

I think maybe Tifa was a prostitute, it is the oldest proffesion around.

Actually, that does make sense. Why else would she have that secret pinball machine entrance to her rather sleezy hideout? I think it's her love grotto.

[TheAbominatrix]

Actually, that does make sense. Why else would she have that secret pinball machine entrance to her rather sleezy hideout? I think it's her love grotto.

I think she's the Sector 7 Beer Baron. Sneaking in the booze during Midgar's prohibition nightmare!

[DMKA]

I think she's the Sector 7 Beer Baron. Sneaking in the booze during Midgar's prohibition nightmare!
Yeah, and if you look around there's a thing that says "TEXAS" with the state of Texas up on the wall. If you remember, America had their very own prohibition period, and Texas is very well known for it's moonshine boozyness!

Coincidence? I...think...not!

[Levian]

I think we're on to something here.

IF YOU'RE READING THIS THREAD, SQUARE-EEEEEEENIX, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU! WE'RE ON TO YOU! OH AND ONE MORE THING, WATCH YOUR BACK! :cool:

[theundeadhero]

Barret was Tifa's bouncer. He handled the "business" if anyone caught on to the operation. Then you had Yuffie. Always stealing materia for her Meth addiction. That's why she was always so uppity!

[smittenkitten]

this is a good thread lol yeah i do agree i think she on weed definetly but that makes me like her more :love: and i think tifa was a bit of a prostitute short skirt,usually doing dirty work :rolleyes2 xXx

[Sephex]

http://norbert-x.com/rock/userfiles/Kishi/animehistory20030213.jpg

That was hysterical.

[Perducci]

http://norbert-x.com/rock/userfiles/Kishi/animehistory20030213.jpg

xP

I think this thread might be better than the 'Does Aeris look like a pullstring doll' thread...

[Gnostic Yevon]

I had them figured out when they left a four-year-old to run the bar!!!!11111

Seriously they could make an entire book of SE drugs/sex/booze references.

[DMKA]

I had them figured out when they left a four-year-old to run the bar!!!!11111
In all the years I've been playing that game, I never thought about that. xD

[Raistlin]

Well, things explains why Aeris was such a slut.

[Imperia]

Slut??? How was she a slut?

But weeds, lol. I never thought of that. :p Finally some humor after all this time! :chuckle:

[Nod]

Well, things explains why Aeris was such a slut.

yup, and continuing the theme.....Yuffie's materia stealing is really to get her E- thats why she's an emotional rollercoaster :D

[Raistlin]

Slut??? How was she a slut?
She throws herself at Cloud, who remains clueless throughout the game.

[JunotDe]

Cloud is a retard man I'd go for em both at the same time

[Hawkeye]

Well, things explains why Aeris was such a slut.No wonder she wanted to ask Cloud on so many dates... what a @!$@#%@ flirt

[Lenna]

Lmfao!! this thread is class. What about those 2 characters at the train station when you come back from reactor number one. lmfao!! The one's that fall down after you talk to them.. Maybe barret's "avalanche" also specialised in dealing / getting weed lolol!. I always wondered about those 2 people.

[Perducci]

What about the guy on the train... The one that's there all the time, and thinks it's his house, because he's probably so high that he can't actually remember where he really lives.

[Shoden]

maybe Aeris died of an overdose and the others only imagined sephiroth and Jenova Life

maybe Sephiropth and meteor were mass side efefcts from the heroin+Weed+Ectasy+cocaine+nicotine mixture

[TheAbominatrix]

Ya know, Red XIII wasnt very red... perhaps he got his name from an addiction to reds (Seconals aka downers)?

And that Yuffie chick has to be on some serious speed to be that damned energetic all the time. Barret's pissy from too much crack (or perhaps not enough). That guy in the pipe ("This guy are sick") has spent way too much time ON the pipe, if you catch my drift. No wonder Aerith wants Cloud to help him. If that guy ODs, she'll lose one of her best customers.

[Perducci]

Cait Sith isn't actually a cat on top of a giant moogle...
He's just some fat guy, but the characters are on so many different drugs, it has led them to think that Cait sith is a talking cat.

[TheAbominatrix]

Or maybe Cait Sith doesnt exist at all? Maybe he's a Sunshine Acid induced hallucination?

xD Ha, I just got a mental image of Cloud and the gang going into Gold Saucer on an Ether/Mescaline trip like Raoul Duke and Dr. Gonzo entering Bazooko's Circus in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

[Perducci]

Heh... Bugenhagen takes them all up to his lab place, and they all take mushrooms and hallucinate.

[theundeadhero]

Dio is on some serious ecstacy! The whole Gold Saucer is a drug land anyway. That roller coaster is way too trippy and so many people started freaking out thinking it was raining that they started handing out umbrellas.

[Perducci]

Just think about how the Gelnika crashed into the ocean. Two words...
Drunk.Driving.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

xD Ha, I just got a mental image of Cloud and the gang going into Gold Saucer on an Ether/Mescaline trip like Raoul Duke and Dr. Gonzo entering Bazooko's Circus in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.YES.

[Raistlin]

Heh... Bugenhagen takes them all up to his lab place, and they all take mushrooms and hallucinate.
Bugenhagen doesn't actually exist - he's merely a figment of one big LSD trip.

[Masamune·1600]

Of course, if you're looking for a game truly influenced by the dark subculture of drugs, I suggest you look to little innocent Mario. We all know what the whole mushroom thing is really about....

[Hawkeye]

Dio is on some serious ecstacy!More like steriods, which explains the bald head and the spedos, trying to show off... pbffft... my ass

[Perducci]

Does anybody remember the Gay bathtub scene in the hunnybee inn?

[Destai]

Yes. that was unique.

[Sylvie]

Barrett: (sniffin a marker) Hey... dude... Dyyynnnee!!!
Dyne: (Smoking crack) What u want bart...?
Barrett: The city... it go on big flames... heh heh...
Dyne: Woa we gottsta...go get it outs...yep
Barrett: Dyne!! Its the... shinra guys... *burp* and that...guys.
Dyne: Wha...o man... run
Barrett: Stabs dyne and dyne grabs on the ledge of the hole thing) Hey we... got we gots shot...
Dyne: oooo nooo... *sniff* hold on bart!!
Barrett: o okies... (stabs hismself in the hand) oh no we gots shooted again!!
Dyne: (falling) MY WEED!!!

(barrett at doctors office getting gun on hand)
Doctor: So... why do you need a gun arm?
Barrett: cuz uhh... these guys... they jumped and went bam bam and i went aaaauuuuhhhhggg!!! and i got shhot in the handz... yep
Doctor: Okay...?

[DMKA]

Does anybody remember the Gay bathtub scene in the hunnybee inn?
That was hot. :<3:

[Perducci]

That was hot. :<3:

Especially when that guy (Mukki, I think his name was,) was spanking Cloud on that bed...

[Nova Briar]

Bugenhagen doesn't actually exist - he's merely a figment of one big LSD trip.
Maybe he's really an owl. You know...that would explain the floating thing...plus the obligatory "Ho ho hoooo" that pops up in every sentence.

[Perducci]

Hojo is a pimp.
You get to see him with hot chicks in Costa Del Sol.

[TheAbominatrix]

He's a crazy pimp though. He's always experimenting on his hoes. Like trying to breed that crazy downer-popping animal Red XIII with his hoe, Aerith.

[Perducci]

He's a crazy pimp though. He's always experimenting on his hoes. Like trying to breed that crazy downer-popping animal Red XIII with his hoe, Aerith.

That was all just for his secret porn movies.

[TheAbominatrix]

Oooh, Shin Ra is really a porn company, not a power company! That explains so much!

[Perducci]

Oooh, Shin Ra is really a porn company, not a power company! That explains so much!

Yep, and they locked Cloud and the others up because Cloud was actually trying to exploit ShinRa's secret Porn trade.

[TheAbominatrix]

They were going to have Cloud and the others star in some snuff porn.

[Perducci]

They planned on making some kind of Big brother-esque TV show about them. They filmed Cloud and everyone in the cells, to see what would happen. Barret was purposefully put in with Red, as Hojo's last attempt to Breed Red with a human had failed.

Sephiroth let them out, and killed President ShinRa, as ShinRa had locked up Sephy's best customers. He had to do something to get them back.

[TheAbominatrix]

We're so awesome, seeing through to Square's real purpose of this game.

More Fear and Loathing in Midgar:
Cloud: "The Gold Saucer is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Wutai had won the war. This was the fifth reich."

Barret: "This is Yuffie. Yuffie paints portraits of Barbara Streisand..." *feeds Yuffie more acid*

Barret: "I advise you to take a hit out of the little bottle in my shaving kit. You wont need much, just a tiny taste."
Cloud: "What is this?" *drops some on his tongue*
Barret: "Hyper Potion. It's absolutely pure."

[Perducci]

They didn't need materia for summons. They just took some acid, and hallucinated it.

[Heath]

I can't believe you failed to mention Rude in the drugs scandal. Damn he was just so high...

And well, did you never wonder why there's hentai between Sephy and Aeris when Sephy "stabbed" Aeris? I think we can all see the innuendo here.

He wanted to kill her, so he did.

No wonder Rufus was chasing after Aeris and gang, he didn't want to miss the action.

[Perducci]

The first time you go to the Northern Crater, your party is all getting abducted by ShinRa, so they could continue their evil plots against them.

So anyway, Cloud gets high and stays with Sephiroth, to get even higher.

Later on, you find out that Cloud got 'Washed up' in Mideel.
I think this is due to bad translation. I think that in the origional version, it probably says that Cloud, 'Took an overdose in Mideel'.
So, he went all crazy and High for the time it took you to complete most of the Huge Materia quest.
Then WEAPON attacks you in Mideel, and Tifa, drunk as she was, tripped, pushing Cloud (and herself) into the Lifestream.

[Heath]

The first time you go to the Northern Crater, your party is all getting abducted by ShinRa, so they could continue their evil plots against them.

So anyway, Cloud gets high and stays with Sephiroth, to get even higher.

Later on, you find out that Cloud got 'Washed up' in Mideel.
I think this is due to bad translation. I think that in the origional version, it probably says that Cloud, 'Took an overdose in Mideel'.
So, he went all crazy and High for the time it took you to complete most of the Huge Materia quest.
Then WEAPON attacks you in Mideel, and Tifa, drunk as she was, tripped, pushing Cloud (and herself) into the Lifestream.

I think Tifa and Cloud were seriously trippin' out in the Lifestream.

[Levian]

You guys are all crazy. No, seriously. :o

[Perducci]

I think Tifa and Cloud were seriously trippin' out in the Lifestream.


Yeah. Damn right.
The fire in Nibelheim wasn't even started by Sephiroth. It was that Zangan guy. He fell asleep with a lit cigar... First it set fire to the bedsheets. Then the curtains. And then the whole city was alight.
Of course, it was a cuban cigar, full of weed and what not...
Sephiroth was getting high off the fumes outside, and that's why he was laughing when Cloud saw him walk through the fire.


Oh yes... I've got some lovely revealing pictures of the HoneyBee Inn 'Gay Bath Scene'....

http://www.ff7citadel.com/secrets/s_images/honeybee04.jpg
http://www.ff7citadel.com/secrets/s_images/honeybee05.jpg
http://www.ff7citadel.com/secrets/s_images/honeybee17.jpg
http://www.ff7citadel.com/secrets/s_images/honeybee18.jpg

Poor Cloud... With ALL those men...

[DMKA]

Poor Cloud... With ALL those men...
What do you mean "poor"? :greenie:

[Swordicanus]

also maybe the party just think bugenhagan is floating because they were just after smoking some dynamite weed ya ..cloud;oh look your grandpa floatin dude freaky ..red 13(takes a puff);wooooo thats cosmic

[nirojan]

No offence Levian but your question was kinda stupid!!!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I think the grandpa was a doopey, not enlightened, just stoned 90%. he probably died from an OD

[Masamune·1600]

Bugenhagen: Ho Ho Hoooo.

[TheAbominatrix]

No offence Levian but your question was kinda stupid!!!

Way to miss the entire point of this thread.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Or maybe he is conspiring with Square to hide the truth?

[TheAbominatrix]

THOSE BASTARDS! xD

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I know, we must ...*gets kidnap...* No run they are on to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*throws proof about FF VII being actually about drugs to a random person*

[Levian]

No offence Levian but your question was kinda stupid!!!

The only question I asked was "Your thoughts?", nirojan. I don't really find that question very stupid. Well, unless you consider your thoughts to be stupid. :roll:

[thegirth]

oh my god, best thread EVAR

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

This thread is also 3 years old, please don't revive old threads, especially for a response such as that.