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Levian
04-03-2005, 01:17 AM
My favorite is herpes because it reminds me of Jojo.

Psychotic
04-03-2005, 01:18 AM
Chlamydia. I once got it whilst in #eoff...

Kirobaito
04-03-2005, 01:20 AM
All about the gonorrhea.

Lindy
04-03-2005, 01:20 AM
It's like you shaved the end of the barrel, and found a whole new one below the bottom.

Jojee
04-03-2005, 01:21 AM
I have all of those so I can't really say which is my favorite, cos' I can't reallly distinguish between what is a result of which one....

Edit: PS, you forgot syphillis ^_^

Ko Ko
04-03-2005, 01:21 AM
I like Gonhorrhea because it sounds like Diarhhea...

Levian
04-03-2005, 01:24 AM
Edit: PS, you forgot syphillis ^_^

How could I forget syphilis? :cry:

Del Murder
04-03-2005, 01:25 AM
The Clap.

Meat Puppet
04-03-2005, 01:26 AM
Probably crabs, because you know. They're kinda cute.

eestlinc
04-03-2005, 01:26 AM
that would be gonorrhea (the clap)

DMKA
04-03-2005, 01:30 AM
The one I don't get.

Yamaneko
04-03-2005, 03:09 AM
I fail to see the humour in this.

Pheesh
04-03-2005, 03:11 AM
pubic lice all the way.

Peace out and :rock:
EE

nik0tine
04-03-2005, 03:17 AM
The Clap.

Ouch!

eestlinc
04-03-2005, 03:19 AM
crabs and lice aren't diseases, they are parasites.

Pheesh
04-03-2005, 03:25 AM
STP's?

Peace out and :rock:
EE

Lindy
04-03-2005, 03:56 AM
I fail to see the humour in this.
I think it's some kind of outside joke.

Necronopticous
04-03-2005, 03:57 AM
I'm partial to cooties.

Ko Ko
04-03-2005, 04:17 AM
I'm partial to cooties.
What? What is a cootie?

XxSephirothxX
04-03-2005, 05:04 AM
I'd have to pick gonorrhea because of the hilarious Dave Chapelle skit, in which he calls a puppet gonorrhea a "Dirty Mother:skull::skull::skull::skull:er!"

Shlup
04-03-2005, 05:31 AM
I voted Chlamydia 'cause I like to make fun of Ashley for having "The Clap."

TidaRalique
04-03-2005, 05:49 AM
Anyone that can make me a walking weapon of sexual penetration and saliva snipering.

Aim would be nice like a muther fugga.

Meat Puppet
04-03-2005, 06:14 AM
There's a group of people somewhere who count parasites as diseases. This group writes pamphlets for those kids in school.

Martyr
04-03-2005, 06:42 AM
I fail to see the humour in this.

This isn't funny. STDs are a serious issue.

I don't think anybody sees anything like humour in this. The fact that it crossed your mind that this should or could be funny is absolutely repugnant, you filthy crab.

Ko Ko
04-03-2005, 06:53 AM
You know, maybe we shouldn't be talking about what our favorite STD's are. It's a little scary and it could disturb newbies.

Though, Meat Puppet and I do very well.

Jojee
04-03-2005, 06:55 AM
Oops. I accidentally voted Clamydia but I totally meant Herpes ^^

Shlup
04-03-2005, 07:01 AM
STDs are funny. There are, of course, situations were you're like "Oh /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif dude, that's not cool," but for the most part STDs are funny. I mean, you do it to yourself; it's not like you just get randomly attacked by them.

So, if you find this thread repugnant, please feel free to not read it.

*fixes Jojo's vote*

Casey
04-03-2005, 07:03 AM
Aids is my favorite, it kills alot of people.

Shlup
04-03-2005, 07:04 AM
AIDS isn't my favorite because of Africa. ;_;

Herpes is pretty amusing though.

Casey
04-03-2005, 07:06 AM
AIDS isn't my favorite because of Africa. ;_;

Herpes is pretty amusing though.

Like those commericals where a somewhat attractive looking woman pops up, and then she mentions Herpes. :p

Shlup
04-03-2005, 07:07 AM
And for some reason she's riding a bike or something. She looks so happy with her herpes!

Yamaneko
04-03-2005, 07:15 AM
Most people with AIDS were never faced with the decision of whether or not to take the risk and have unprotected sex or use an unclean syringe. They have just simply been born into this world with the horrible disease.

Meat Puppet
04-03-2005, 07:23 AM
And the dumbass guy hugs her.

Shlup
04-03-2005, 07:40 AM
Most people with AIDS were never faced with the decision of whether or not to take the risk and have unprotected sex or use an unclean syringe. They have just simply been born into this world with the horrible disease.
Most? I don't know about that. It spreads through Africa because it's too taboo to educate them on it, and they have strage myths like that raping a virgin will cure it. That's what Oprah said anyway.

Miriel
04-03-2005, 07:48 AM
Most? I don't know about that. It spreads through Africa because it's too taboo to educate them on it, and they have strage myths like that raping a virgin will cure it. That's what Oprah said anyway.
I saw that episode, it made me cry. :(

And I voted Gonorrhea too, cause yeah, Seinfeld.

Dr.K
04-03-2005, 11:36 AM
Syphilis is an interesting venture.

Craig
04-03-2005, 11:47 AM
I picked Herpes. Even though I have no idea what any of them do to you.

Caspian
04-03-2005, 11:51 AM
Mono.

DMKA
04-03-2005, 11:58 AM
Aids is my favorite, it kills alot of people.
Wow, that's fucked up.

Shlup
04-03-2005, 12:00 PM
Mono? *sits Caspian down for the talk about the birds and the bees* xD

I saw that episode, it made me cry. :(
Yeah, I was totally bawling. Miserable episode! The two-year-old boy who was born with HIV and was given proper anti-viral medication and is not considered cured amazed me though. Shouldn't that be a way bigger deal than they treated it as?

Also, I added Human Papillomavirus to the poll 'cause I remember looking at genital warts in my Human Sexuality class and, man. some of those things looked like garden veggies. My teacher described them as blooming carnations. xD

gokufusionss1
04-03-2005, 12:23 PM
hmm AIDS depends is it good AIDS or bad AIDS?

Miriel
04-03-2005, 01:10 PM
hmm AIDS depends is it good AIDS or bad AIDS?
...there's such a thing as "good" AIDS? :O_O:

Lindy
04-03-2005, 01:25 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_Eye

"Brass Eye ... episodes dealt with the topics of science, animals, and infamously, sex. In one scene of the "Sex" episode, Morris posed as a talk-show host who took a starkly discriminatory attitude in favour of those with "Good AIDS" (e.g. from a contaminated blood transfusion) over those with "Bad AIDS" (caught through sexual activity)."

Actually, I found that episode of Brass Eye pretty funny too.

udsuna
04-03-2005, 01:45 PM
You forgot about the ultimate of STD's PREGNANCY!!!

Xalioniaf
04-03-2005, 10:22 PM
Just so you know, sterility is also an STD. But like anyone would pick that :P.

Vermachtnis
11-17-2006, 06:45 PM
Gonorrhea cause of Kramer. But can you really have a favorite STD.
Did anyone else udsuna you win the internet!

Miriel
11-17-2006, 06:54 PM
Omni Legacy please don't revive threads that are over a year old. Ok? Thanks.

Levian
11-17-2006, 07:00 PM
I should really stop making threads. Silly 2005 Levian.