It's 6:30 a.m.

[theundeadhero]

Okay, I've been wondering about this for about all of my 22 years of life. It's about time I got some answers. Lets say your in the bathroom. After you "drop a few logs" you suddenly realize your completly out of toilet paper. Have you ever used a sock to "finish the job"?

[Peegee]

We're out of toilet paper in this house actually. Whatever happened to taking a shower after?

[nik0tine]

NO!! AHHH!! That is horrid, just horrid! A shower is pretty damn gross too!

[Citizen Bleys]

I always make sure I've got something handy before I go to drop the Huxtables off at the pool.

[Shlup]

I honestly don't recall ever not having toilet paper after... that. I guess I have a habit of checking before hand since I'm a girl and I always sit down and always use toilet paper, whether participating in activity 1 or activity 2.

A friend (male) ran into this problem at another friend's house fairly recently. He reached under the sink and used the poor guys porn mags, which, unfortunately, clogged the toilet. I wont even go into what happened next.

[Citizen Bleys]

You are so making that up.

[Shlup]

I swear on the color pink the I'm not! It was the guitarist in BJ's band probably about a month ago.

[DMKA]

NO...my gawd...gross.

[Carnage]

I snuck across my house to my other bathroom once.

[Venom65437]

Wow, boy, that's never happened to me thank God.

[Maxico]

news paper. Or peel the cardboard of the tube.

[Female Ryuichi]

Luckily, I have never run out of toilet paper when doing 2s because, like Shlup, I'm girly and check there's enough.

[gokufusionss1]

i have run downstairs with my trousers around my ankles to get some more.
My friend was in a pub with a bout of diahrea, no toliet paper used his boxers left them in the cubicle and went commando rest of the night.

[theundeadhero]

If I had any way possible I would let you vote twice for that. As for me, I've never used a sock. I hear people joking around about it though so at least somebody has to be doing it. We have a vote for yes up there but they didn't post a reply.

[Chris]

You've just committed the ultimate crime :eek:

[Neon]

i can honnestly say i havve neva used a sock.I would see if the toilet had some left If not i would try to resist.

this is another question on the same line but now as graffic as this one.

would you use your freinds loo or would you go home

i persionally would go home just in politness. cus im nice :) :) :)

[m4tt]

The closet where we keep the extra TP is right across the hall from my bathroom. I've hopped over there before. I'll only do that when no one is home though, if someone is home I'll put a towel around me or somthin.

[SetsuntaMew]

I've used tissues before, because the tissue box is right next to the toilet in the bathroom. Once, there were no tissues either, so I hopped out to the hall closet to get more toilet paper. Thankfully, no one was home...

[kikimm]

Socks? Uh....can't say that I have. That's a little beyond unsanitary, if you ask me. There are other items that are probably better suited for the job. *shudder* Using peices of clothing for that is...well, whatever floats your boat. Oh, eww


:D

[Logan]

I always check before I sit down. And besides, if I didn't, I have about a million extra rolls under my sink.

[StarlightAngel]

I always check before I sit down. And besides, if I didn't, I have about a million extra rolls under my sink.

Same here.

[Craig]

Having a sister as nextdoor neighbour if I ever run out I get it from her.

[theundeadhero]

You've just committed the ultimate crime :eek:
Someone had to commit it :D

[Seifer]

A sock? Pfft, no. You go to the next available thing that's practical, which would be a tissue. If you don't have any of those...well then, you better get up, open the bathroom door, and walk around the house with your pants around your ankles until you do find one. But never an article of freaking clothing. o_O

[Fuzakeru]

I'd rather walk around with my pants down in search of toilet paper then to wipe with a sock. :)

[theundeadhero]

It's not like your gonna wear the sock after your done, but it is pretty fun to blubber around the house with your pants around your ankles. Unless someone sees you. I could imagine now walking towards the abinets and someone walking right in through the front door. Maybe Grandma.

[-N-]

I've never stooped to socks. I usually grab some tissues or yell for someone to get me some. :p

[Fate Fatale]

A scok... NEVER! that is gross beyond belief! the worst I've ever done is a towel, and It went straight to the laundry

[Ryth]

EEWWWW!!! THAT"S DISGUSTING (the mental picture in my mind makes me vomit on theundeadhero) oops sorry and we're out of napkins hear wipe it with a sock (that's just gross) anyway if I don't have any toilet paper I call for my brother, mom, or dad to go get some from the basement or some napkins to bring some to the bathroom door and well I use it..... I know that isn't too sanitary either but it's better than a sock or shower.

[Levian]

Can you say "napkins"?

[theundeadhero]

What are you going to do though when you move out by yourself and you can't afford napkins or tissues?

[escobert]

I always make sure I've got something handy before I go to drop the Huxtables off at the pool.

[Caspian]

I've run out of toilet paper. What's a man to do?

[Ko Ko]

Use your hands and wash them later.
That's what Arabs do!

EDIT: I've never done this!

[nik0tine]

At least you didn't have to shat in a bag.

[-N-]

To better inform you on what "arabs" do, you actually splash water onto your butt in order to clean it. It's not for everyone, and in fact, I can't even do it myself.

[Levian]

Order a pizza( :goomba: ), then set up a boobytrap so he can't get loose and then force him to wipe.
It's what I do anyways.

[Ko Ko]

At least you didn't have to shat in a bag.

What is it about seeing J.S. Bach underneath that sentence that makes me feel so wrong?

EDIT: Wait... Why is there a computer in your bathroom?!

[Meat Puppet]

Skidmarks.

[Caspian]

Well, being the thoughtful person that I am, I made sure to check if I had toilet paper before sitting down, to avoid doing something silly and disgusting.

[Big D]

Alternatives:

*Newspaper

*Old paperback novel you're never going to read again

*Towel

*Curtain

*Spare cash

NB: Only use these if you're really, really sure you'll never need them again.

[Ko Ko]

Well, being the thoughtful person that I am, I made sure to check if I had <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=22&k=toilet%20paper" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:over="window.status='toilet paper'; return true;" :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:out="window.status=''; return true;">toilet paper</a> before sitting down, to avoid doing something silly and disgusting.
Oh. So you're in that stage where you reallly reallllly need to go?
It's 7 now. go to the neighbours and say: Hello. I need to poop.

[Shlup]

What's with all the doo doo emergencies lately? xD

Uh... I think the last thing I'd do if I was out of T.P. would be to sit at the computer. Heh.

Oo! Oo! One time, at a friends house, the guitarist of my boyfriend's band used a magazine and totally clogged the toilet and had to... I'm going to stop talking now.

[gokufusionss1]

just don't pinch


i can't believe i wrote that.

[Meat Puppet]

To add to Big D's list

*Sandpaper

[nik0tine]

Well, being the thoughtful person that I am, I made sure to check if I had toilet paper before sitting down, to avoid doing something silly and disgusting.

Ugh! I ALWAYS forget to do that!

[theundeadhero]

http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52342

[Rye]

Ewwwwwww xD

[Resha]

Don't poop. No need for toilet paper. Simple. :) xD HOLD IT IN!

[meowwl]

I have never done the sock thing, that's grosser than gross...I had to use the seat protector paper thingys, that was bad enough, like sandpaper..what ever happened to the sears catalog that my dad talks about? :tongue: ...I was at work, the cleaning crew hadn't bothered to replace the toilet paper or the paper towels, and there had been 2 full overtime shifts since they had. There were 20 stalls, and not a dang one had paper. I've even used a handfull of leaves when I was out in the woods...I'll tell you one thing, if I ever had to use an article of clothing, I'd throw it away..poop is not getting anywhere near my laundry! :yuck:

[Zeldy]

lol, cant say i have been in one of those situations..
we never run out of TP..

[Dr.K]

Someone I know was so desperate to go when they were out one time that they dropped a log on a street corner...then used THEIR OWN (probably sweaty) SOCK to finish the job *shudders*.
As for me, I always check there's some trusty toilet paper around when nature calls. If you have enough fibre in your diet, I've heard that you can get such a flawless evacuation that you don't even NEED toilet paper some of the time. Now that's progress!

[Chris]

This thread is dead, DEAD I TELL YOU.

[Resha]

Yuckie. :( But I do what the arabs do anyways. Did you guys want to know that? No. No you didn't. So ignore me. :)

[RSL]

I'm merged the two remarkably similar threads.

[theundeadhero]

That was weird! It was a thread on it's own then I go to check on it after I posted the link and they were together. It freaked me out.

[eestlinc]

yea, and then when I flushed the sock it clogged the toilet which then overflowed onto my feet.

[Resha]

So that's why I've posted twice. I thought I'd gone crazy and posted wrongly. xD

[Apollo]

Yuckie. :( But I do what the arabs do anyways. Did you guys want to know that? No. No you didn't. So ignore me. :)
xD. Resha you're killing me!!!

[Leeza]

So that's why I've posted twice. I thought I'd gone crazy and posted wrongly. xD
One reason why old threads should not be revived.

[Resha]

xD. Resha you're killing me!!!

I said ignore it! xD Pffft.

This was an old thread, Leeza? Becoz then someone else revived it, not me. I are innocent. ^.^

[Caspian]

I am so freaking confused right now.

Edit: I get it now. RSL merged my April 3rd thread with a thread that was made 5 months ago for some reason. That thread was made before I even knew about this place.

[theundeadhero]

I made that thread 5 months ago. When this thread came about I posted a link to it. RSL merged them and mine came out on top. It was really weird.

[rubah]

Worst case scenario was the little roll thing that the paper used to be on.

a sock? ewX.x;;;;

[Cid]

I don't go unless the paper is there already.

[Caspian]

For anyone curious, I ended up using folded printer paper.

Folded so as not to cause papercuts.

[Ko Ko]

For anyone curious, I ended up using folded printer paper.

Folded so as not to cause papercuts.

We really wanted to know, sweetheart. Well done.