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nik0tine
04-03-2005, 12:54 PM
How do you sneeze?

Personally, when I sneeze, I actually say "achoo!", and quite loudly, I might add.

So how do you sneeze?


Also, do you like sneezing? I do. I think it feels cool.

Jojee
04-03-2005, 12:55 PM
I sneeze like a normal person :p

Rye
04-03-2005, 12:56 PM
I sound really weird when I sneeze sometimes. Other times, I sound normal.

Craig
04-03-2005, 12:58 PM
When I sneeze I don't make any noise, and more often than not I sneeze twice in a row.

-N-
04-03-2005, 12:59 PM
I sneeze as loud as I can.

When other people sneeze, I tell them to be quiet. :p

Xander
04-03-2005, 01:11 PM
I love sneezing! The rest is just weird to answer. xD

Ko Ko
04-03-2005, 01:14 PM
When I sneeze I make this 'CHI' noise and it's short and high-pitched and I sound stupid.
I hate sneezing because I look retarded when I sneeze.

Meat Puppet
04-03-2005, 01:51 PM
I spit my brains out over the floor.

nik0tine
04-03-2005, 01:52 PM
I spit my brains out over the floor.

This thread is about sneezing, not spitting, you spammer!

Meat Puppet
04-03-2005, 01:53 PM
I was describing how I sneeze. The sneeze, somewhere along the path, forces my brains to be "spat" out of several entrances/exits on my face. Usually, it'll go on the floor.

Chris
04-03-2005, 02:32 PM
I don't... wait, I don't remember how I sneeze. :(

Zeldy
04-03-2005, 02:37 PM
I find sneezing so annoying.. Living with a family who everyone has sinus trouble kindof.. so when they sneeze.. They sneeze!
I hardly ever sneeze, i make a "ACHOOOO!" sound.. my bro goes "ABOO!" im like..
Aboo?!

Resha
04-03-2005, 02:43 PM
I sneeze quite normally, except for when I get my sneezing fits. My most is 11 in a row....SO ANNOYING!

I like it when some people sneeze so cutely, it's like a small, polite "Chu". I wish I could sneeze like that! xD

Is it true that if you don't close your eyes when sneezing, your eyes will pop out??? :eek:

meowwl
04-03-2005, 02:58 PM
:rolleyes2: It's nearly impossible to sneeze with your eyes open..you reflexively close them. When I sneeze its always messy..snot out the nose, and spit out my mouth. I find cute sneezers annoying...I used to know a gal who sneezed like "key key key...like those birds in winter that go ki ki ki..like they're trying to say keee-rist its cold! :mad:

Dr.K
04-03-2005, 03:14 PM
I always make a nice large build up, and the sound comes out as "CHOO!".
I don't like sneezing at all. It feels like the sky is falling.

Faris
04-03-2005, 04:00 PM
I sneeze like a normal person :p

Sometimes I'll squeak o_O

Rusty
04-03-2005, 04:07 PM
I sneeze like...I don't know how I sneeze but I do. I never thought of sneezing as being fun before, but I suppose I like it, are you supposed to like sneezing?

Resha
04-03-2005, 04:13 PM
Sometimes I'll squeak o_O

You're a cute sneezer! *Huggles* :love:

Daryl
04-03-2005, 04:31 PM
I have a very quiet and delicately feminine sneeze.

In other words, I sneeze really loudly.

Zante
04-03-2005, 05:11 PM
I push my nose so I wont sneeze.

Del Murder
04-03-2005, 05:47 PM
I sneeze 3 or 4 times in a row whenever I do it.

Psychotic
04-03-2005, 05:49 PM
I'm practising keeping my eyes open while I sneeze. It's impossible I think :(

Resha
04-03-2005, 05:52 PM
I think so too. :( Anyways, I was too scared of having my eyes pop out to try too much.

Dark Warrior
04-03-2005, 05:53 PM
I sneeze like a normal person :p
:D

fire_of_avalon
04-03-2005, 07:07 PM
I sneeze like ishoo ishoo, and it's almost always twice.

Necronopticous
04-03-2005, 07:10 PM
Since I've recently discovered that there is an internet fetish for sneezing I'll simply say that sneezing is frustrating as hell. I'm allergic to cats and I think they're the most adorable thing on the planet, so whenever I decide to smother my cat in love, I have to endure sneezing and a complimentary runny nose.

CaptRory
04-03-2005, 07:55 PM
When I sneeze I make this 'CHI' noise and it's short and high-pitched and I sound stupid.
I hate sneezing because I look retarded when I sneeze.

Sounds like my cousin, she sounds like that when she sneezes and she always sneezes twice.

When I sneeze it sounds like Waaah WHO, it's quite loud.

kikimm
04-03-2005, 08:07 PM
Is it just me, or do all guys have extremely loud sneezes. EVERY guy I know does, and I find this odd.

I personally despise sneezing, because it does come along with a runny nose. I have horrible allergies, so it happens more often than a lot of people. But I don't really make a sound. At least not like "ACHOO" or "CHI" or "WAH WOO". Just "chhh".


:D

CaptRory
04-03-2005, 08:11 PM
I love a good sneeze. Feels really good.

Luc
04-03-2005, 08:50 PM
I try to sneeze quietly. o_o

Well, in public, at least. I just sneezed kinda loud right now. o_o

Az Lionheart
04-03-2005, 08:52 PM
i sneeze with my eyes closed....... ;)

DragonflyLex
04-04-2005, 05:57 AM
Usually my eyes close...and it's loud.

It's an actual "ACHOOO!!!" lol

It's kind of funny!

Yamaneko
04-04-2005, 05:58 AM
Sneezing is 1/10th of an orgasm.

nik0tine
04-04-2005, 12:10 PM
There have been times when I have sneezed and then said "achoo"

Silmaril
04-04-2005, 04:20 PM
I usually make a "hubakitch" noise.

Shoden
04-04-2005, 04:35 PM
i just sneeze i dont say anything

how is it 10% of an orgasm?

edczxcvbnm
04-04-2005, 05:01 PM
Sneezing is 1/10th of an orgasm.

I am a chain sneezer and have sneezed like 10 times in a row before. It isn't anything like an orgasm. More like a giant /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif fest that comes from your nose.

Ko Ko
04-05-2005, 10:31 AM
There have been times when I have sneezed and then said "achoo"
Or 'bless me.'
CHI. CHI. That's ironic, I just sneezed! Bless me.

Old Manus
04-05-2005, 10:36 AM
Sneezing is for wimps.

nik0tine
04-05-2005, 10:41 AM
Pssht. What do you know Old Manus?

Ko Ko
04-05-2005, 10:46 AM
Old Manus is a wise Old Manus.
At least he doesn't sound like a retard on helium. Like me.

Nod
04-05-2005, 10:56 AM
I'm practising keeping my eyes open while I sneeze. It's impossible I think :(

yeah tis, the sneeze reflex uses the same muscles that close your eyes. plus, the amount of force generated by a sneeze could make your eyes pop out if you didnt close them. plus, if you dont sneeze outwards and just hold your nose, it isnt good for you. :D :D

i like to put as much effort in to sneezing as possible. so i do whole body sneezes, as loudly as possible. :p

Old Manus
04-05-2005, 11:01 AM
Pssht. What do you know Old Manus?

Have you ever seen a hard man sneeze?

nik0tine
04-05-2005, 11:26 AM
You was saying?

Old Manus
04-05-2005, 11:30 AM
I stand corrected.

Ko Ko
04-05-2005, 11:32 AM
Now nik, you should be knighted for that noble deed. You're a saint to hard men everyhwere.
Err... partly hard men.

nik0tine
04-05-2005, 11:32 AM
Well, that's good to hear. Seeing as how Im such a hard man myself. :p

Ko Ko
04-05-2005, 11:37 AM
Well, that's good to hear. Seeing as how Im such a hard man myself. :p
Prove it, Mr. I-Have-A-Girl-For-An-Avatar.