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nik0tine
04-03-2005, 01:48 PM
What does it taste like? :confused:

Meat Puppet
04-03-2005, 01:49 PM
Although I do not know, therefore shouldn't be posting in this thread, I would like to point out that The Captain once gave a very detailed description of the taste of spam. Somewhere. In someones usernotes? EoffFF? I don't think I'll ever remember.

Jojee
04-03-2005, 01:50 PM
http://www.bearkey.com/photos/1093973822-spam.gif

It's okay.

Chris
04-03-2005, 01:54 PM
I'm holding a can of spam and the ingredients are as followed:

Pork with ham :confused: , Salt, Water, Modified Potato Starch, Sugar Sodium Nitrite.

:(

Meat Puppet
04-03-2005, 01:55 PM
My people have always liked corned beef better, but for some reason spam became more famous.

nik0tine
04-03-2005, 01:57 PM
Pork with ham :confused: , Salt, Water, Modified Potato Starch, Sugar Sodium Nitrite.

Pork with ham? :p

Jojee
04-03-2005, 02:01 PM
http://www.home.no/nekholm/pics/funny/forumpics/spamsign.jpg

Yeah, that's what spam is. Just a bunch of crappy meats mixed together ^_^ Kinda like hot dogs, ya know?

nik0tine
04-03-2005, 02:03 PM
But isn't pork and ham one and the same?

Jojee
04-03-2005, 02:05 PM
Yes. But ham is sliced flat so it can be put into sandwhiches!

At least, that's what I gather :p

They're both icky, most of the time. >_<

Chris
04-03-2005, 02:08 PM
I'm so confused. :(

Maxico
04-03-2005, 02:15 PM
but for some reason spam became more famous.

That would be Monty Pythons work there.

theundeadhero
04-03-2005, 02:54 PM
It's better fried with mustard.

When I was a freshman in high school me and some people at my table in art class were going to open a can of spam and hide it in the art room so it got all smelly and stuff, so I bought a can of Spam. We never did it. It's still sitting under my bed at my home in Missouri in case I need emergency rations. It's 7 years old.

Dr.K
04-03-2005, 03:19 PM
I've never tried spam, but from the ingredients list, I don't feel like I'm missing something.
Then again...

RSL
04-03-2005, 03:26 PM
But isn't pork and ham one and the same?

Ham is pork, but pork isn't always ham. I don't know why they would say "pork with ham" though. Either way, I have no intentions of eating it.

Resha
04-03-2005, 03:27 PM
Pork and ham? :D Why not add bacon as well?

Edit: Oh yeah, and I've never eaten it.

Zeldy
04-03-2005, 03:27 PM
Spam is tasty.. n_n

Destai
04-03-2005, 04:11 PM
My cousin says it tastes like gone off porridge...eeew...

Dr.K
04-03-2005, 05:02 PM
My cousin says it tastes like gone off porridge...eeew...I guess all this talk of pork and ham is just a front then :p

Psychotic
04-03-2005, 05:33 PM
Like this: Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. :)

Maxico
04-03-2005, 06:18 PM
Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m,
Lovely spam, wonderful S Spam,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPA-A-A-A-AM...
SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-A-A-AM!

fire_of_avalon
04-03-2005, 06:24 PM
It's horrible. ;_;

theundeadhero
04-03-2005, 06:26 PM
Del Murder loves Spam. He even wrote a song about it! Super Delete, however, hates it with a passion.

Caspian
04-03-2005, 07:08 PM
Tastes like it sounds. Spiced ham.

Only... more artificial.

Yamaneko
04-03-2005, 08:23 PM
It got our boys through WW2.

Luc
04-03-2005, 08:47 PM
Spam is good. :greenie:

louby_4eva
04-04-2005, 08:21 PM
I've never eaten spam, looks and smells abit weird, but I did like the advert. :love: spam up :thumb:

boris no no
04-04-2005, 08:27 PM
for that aniversary!
spam up!

:D

it tastes like chemical.....

Shlup
04-04-2005, 08:29 PM
One of the lesbians who wanted my boobies in high school used to make me rice and fried spam for lunch sometimes. It was good. I've also had spam in saimin when I was in Hawaii; it wasn't as good as it was fried, but still good.

Nod
04-04-2005, 11:18 PM
What does it taste like? :confused:

in a word, /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif :D

kikimm
04-04-2005, 11:27 PM
I wouldn't know. My stupid friends made up an acronym for it 4 or 5 years ago, and ever since then I've never even wanted to try it. The word alone is disgusting enough. SPAM.


:D

YukiKiro
04-05-2005, 02:33 AM
i officially lable this thread

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/grave86/spam.gif

actually.... spam isn't that bad, i prefer beef and pork, but spam is okay.

-N-
04-06-2005, 12:26 AM
I see more images ripped from eBaum's than I do descriptions of spam. :p

Dixie
04-06-2005, 12:32 AM
Spam tastes like Super Promoted Advertizing Mail. No, not really.:P

Spam tastes like raw fish when not cooked. When you cook it, it tastes good.

Little Miss Awesome
04-06-2005, 12:36 AM
There was an advert on for spam with people singing about it's uses, one was for putting it with salad for an anniversary, My Mother then blatantly stated if her husband gave her spam on their anniversary she would immediately divorce him!
How loving :love:

StarlightAngel
04-06-2005, 12:37 AM
I was once offered some spam, but I had to refuse. :barf:

Cuchulainn
04-06-2005, 12:47 AM
Uninteresting fact. The word Spam, as we know it today was made famous by Monty Python, they'd have this scetch where everyone would say the Spam constantly instead of normal English, like a conversation 'Spam? Spam spam SPAM!' etc...Then went on to a scetch where they were at a resteraunt & the waitress is saying what they serve;
"Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam, ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam"

And hence Spam to signify any repeated, unwanted, unintelligable annoyance was born.

I'll now go back under my stone, good day.

Ko Ko
04-06-2005, 10:37 AM
Meats mixed together?
I'm a vegetarian. That would kill.

Blackmageboi
04-06-2005, 01:49 PM
spam tastes like petrol mixed with prosesed meats

sephiroth JR
04-07-2005, 11:42 PM
exactly spam is just crap in a can

Blackmageboi
04-07-2005, 11:44 PM
exactly spam is just crap in a can
still it probally tastes better than maps