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Shlup
04-12-2005, 11:35 PM
My internet is bipolar. It can't decide if it's up or down. It sucks. I got up today and I was like "omg I can't check my emailz, ghey."

Is your internet pretty steady? I have 3MB down Charter cable, but it hasn't been very fancy since we got it. I am sad.

Kirobaito
04-12-2005, 11:40 PM
Ask the people at #eoff. Really.

Cuchulainn
04-12-2005, 11:40 PM
I have a 3mb 'Always On' NTL Cable connection & it's pretty reliable. I know others with BT Cable (namely my sister), a Log-Off Cable & she has nothing but problems.
It could actually be a line fault, which needs engineers calling out. That's what, after a year of complaints, my sister had to get done, since then, no problems.

Halifax Housewife
04-12-2005, 11:42 PM
EoFF Chat is the very definition of bipolar.

udsuna
04-13-2005, 12:03 AM
I have DSL... it is MORE THAN sufficient for all my needs. Reliable, fast, and I have this habit of just turning off the box, if I think I'm being compromised. The best hacker in the world can't turn on the power.

Meat Puppet
04-13-2005, 12:30 AM
I have cable internet of the future, it matches my moods. When I'm sad it's slow, when I'm happy it's fast, when I'm sick it downloads more viruses than usual.

Zell's Fists of Fury
04-13-2005, 12:56 AM
EoFF Chat is the very definition of bipolar.
I don't get it.

Halifax Housewife
04-13-2005, 01:02 AM
Neither do I. Let's go eat pancakes.

rubah
04-13-2005, 01:51 AM
I've had more issues with less than a week of DSL than five years of dial up with two different providers ;P

Yesterday was weird. It could get on IRC and loaded precisely two webpages.

Then the webpagage died and the IM services never connected at all, but IRC was still on:P

Then we called tech support and they had us turn it off and after that I had to plug the dialup modem in-_-;;

(at this rate it's good that it won't expire for another month)

escobert
04-13-2005, 02:00 AM
My internet is the worste kind to have.... none at all.

-N-
04-13-2005, 02:35 AM
I'm on a 5 gigabit fiber optic connection on campus. Yay.

fire_of_avalon
04-13-2005, 03:10 AM
I'm on a 5 gigabit fiber optic connection on campus. Yay.

SHUT UP NEEL. ;_;

I'm on dial up. I just changed providers today, and things seem to be going on. Go me!

Camanche
04-13-2005, 03:15 AM
Neither do I. Let's go eat pancakes.

*laughs insanely* Yes, let's.

Sephex
04-13-2005, 03:24 AM
It wouldn't let me check my e-mail today. I told my connection that I didn't love it, and it decided to run off crying.

Loony BoB
04-13-2005, 01:50 PM
The internet for me is pretty good for the most part. At home, I'm on a decent connection that downloads stuff as fast as I need it for the most part and it's very rarely suffering downtime for longer than a few minutes at most, and now that my modem has been replaced recently, downtime has become nigh on non-existant. Yahoo! Mail is also very rarely down, so I don't have many problems at all. :)

Levian
04-13-2005, 04:28 PM
Bipolar is not a word. You made it up.

Camanche
04-13-2005, 05:52 PM
I thought Bipolar was the name of a condition all teenagers contract? Kind of like acne.

I'm being semi-sarcastic if anyone can't tell.

rubah
04-14-2005, 12:41 AM
Bipolar is Unipolar's big sibling.

XxSephirothxX
04-14-2005, 01:10 AM
My DSL will instantly cut out if it rains heavily, or if there's a thunderstorm. :(

Halifax Housewife
04-14-2005, 03:28 AM
My dad swares at me if I'm playing Counter-Strike: Source, while he's playing Crimson Skies on Xbox Live.

He's a fricking nerd. He's placed 22nd overall out of 300,000 or so people.

Shlup
04-14-2005, 04:00 AM
Bipolar is not a word. You made it up.
Then I must be pretty damn smart to have invented such a widely used word. *punches j00 in teh face*

Levian
04-14-2005, 12:09 PM
Bipolar is not a word. You made it up.
Then I must be pretty damn smart to have invented such a widely used word. *punches j00 in teh face*

You must be thinking of polarbear, crackwhore. :rolleyes2