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strawberryman
04-16-2005, 02:09 AM
It's about time we EoFF'ers realize who is truly more popular in the forums, if not the entire world. I, as a proud member of the W! crew, quite obviously voted for pirates. ;)

Cybele
04-16-2005, 02:11 AM
Pirates. I've never really liked any of the ninjas I've seen so far.

crashNUMBERS
04-16-2005, 02:15 AM
Ninjaz!!

Agent Proto
04-16-2005, 02:15 AM
Oh come on. Like this hasn't been done so many freakin' times.

Ninjas are the way of life.

Fuzakeru
04-16-2005, 02:16 AM
Oh come on. Like this hasn't been so many freakin' times.

Ninjas are the way of life.


w00t, w00t, w00t.

The Summoner of Leviathan
04-16-2005, 02:18 AM
I vote...none of the above!

crashNUMBERS
04-16-2005, 02:19 AM
Yeah you'll probably vote summoners...

Miriel
04-16-2005, 02:27 AM
Pirates. <3

strawberryman
04-16-2005, 02:29 AM
Ninjas are the way of life.
Oh, are they?
pros to Pirates
+You can be as lazy or as busy as you want
+you can get most of anything for free (plundering the townspeople)
+you can party like crazy
+you get to wear peglegs and Patches
+You can say "Arrrr" without being considered a psychopath.
cons
-Scurvy

pros to ninjas
+Easy money
+you get shurikens and stuff of that sort
cons
-takes forever to train to be one
-They have to hire ships or hijack one to get across the sea
-Ninjas, unlike pirates, cannot ruin their "cool, quiet, collected" look by partying. ;)

I know quite a bit about both, and although ninjas are cool, they pale in comparison to a pirate- In the fact that being a ninjas not all it's cracked up to be, and pirates just know how to be uncannily awesome without even trying.

Rase
04-16-2005, 02:37 AM
Quite sorry strawberryman, but I must say Ninjas.

TheAbominatrix
04-16-2005, 02:45 AM
Pirates, as it always has been for me.

Meat Puppet
04-16-2005, 03:03 AM
Lesbian robots.

Yamaneko
04-16-2005, 03:16 AM
RSL Pirates.

Apollo
04-16-2005, 03:19 AM
Lesbian robots.
Mine too.
But the choices in the poll, I chose Pirates.

Logan
04-16-2005, 03:29 AM
I've voted maybe four times on this subject. It's still pirates. d'arr!

Behold the Void
04-16-2005, 03:51 AM
As always, Ninja, if for no other reason than the fact that they can beat pirates with little effort.

Oh yes, and if you don't think Ninja can hijack a ship, think again. On land, they have but to sneak on and slit everyone's throats. On the sea, a sneak attack at night should take care of the other ship.

Faris
04-16-2005, 03:54 AM
~:~Pirates~:~

strawberryman
04-16-2005, 04:04 AM
Oh yes, and if you don't think Ninja can hijack a ship, think again. On land, they have but to sneak on and slit everyone's throats. On the sea, a sneak attack at night should take care of the other ship.
I never said they could'nt hijack a ship.
I just meant it was more of a hassle than just having one frequently, which pirates do. ;)

Agent Proto
04-16-2005, 04:18 AM
Bring it on.

http://oceansend.com/5502/2004/384.jpg

Mookies
04-16-2005, 04:23 AM
See if you're a fat pirate IT DOES'NT MATTER , but if you're a fat ninja... :D

plus pirates eat cookes

strawberryman
04-16-2005, 04:29 AM
That's quite good right there, Proto.(talking about the picture) But where's the ninjas legs?

Agent Proto
04-16-2005, 04:31 AM
I didn't draw that picture.

strawberryman
04-16-2005, 04:34 AM
I didn't draw that picture.
Oh. Who did?

Shlup
04-16-2005, 04:35 AM
Pirates. Hands down.

Masamuneˇ1600
04-16-2005, 04:46 AM
I have to go with Ninjas. I mean, seriously, just think of FFI.

CaptRory
04-16-2005, 04:46 AM
A Pirates life be a cruel mistress. Just like the sea. And his, you know, real mistress.

1) They can't just put into any port when they need supplies, they need to steal them from other ships.

2) The punishment for piracy was hanging. No bargains there.

3) How many female pirates have you ever heard of?

I present Pirate vs. ninja by Scott Kurtz
http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20020604

TheAbominatrix
04-16-2005, 04:48 AM
There actually were a number of female pirates. I dont know about ninjas. But I have a book of pirate history and I've read about the girl pirates.

Caspian
04-16-2005, 04:59 AM
Pirates.

Keelhauling rocks.

SilverWind
04-16-2005, 05:04 AM
Pirates! Pirates! Arrs, W's!, and such!

kikimm
04-16-2005, 05:05 AM
Pirates. Like I'd answer anything else.


:D

Mookies
04-16-2005, 05:06 AM
That's quite good right there, Proto.(talking about the picture) But where's the ninjas legs?

The legs are actually there. You just can't see the feet. Look at the line between the legs.

smittenkitten
04-16-2005, 05:34 AM
Here Here I chose pirates because i LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV them hehe "move you dog's before i cast anchor in you"xXx

Behold the Void
04-16-2005, 05:55 AM
Female ninja were called kunoichi, the fact that there is a word for them suggests that they existed.

DaremihC
04-16-2005, 06:43 AM
Ninjas rock, but pirate ninjas rock more. And Pah! r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz... so there's really no comparison.

Orcan Fang
04-16-2005, 07:28 AM
Uh , dude , NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Pros of NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Deja Vu ? )
1 Super speedy
2 Super sly
3 They are sort of the theme of my sig , but not really

And the motion ............

:chop: :chop: :chop:

CloudSquallandZidane
04-16-2005, 08:52 AM
Omg, ninjas all the way!

Old Manus
04-16-2005, 09:11 AM
Sailors.

Drift
04-16-2005, 09:15 AM
stealth ninja bunny pirates!!!!


erm....ninjas all the way

louby_4eva
04-16-2005, 12:41 PM
Pirates, just think Johnny Depp *drools* :love:

theundeadhero
04-16-2005, 02:01 PM
W!

W! pirate gang attack!

Join W! today. Our main goal is to terrorize the ninja!

W! HQ currently being worked on. (http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/index.htm) Just PM me or Faris to join.

/rant

Pirate

Peegee
04-16-2005, 02:29 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/Pureghetto/onepiece020.jpg

What could compare to that? Nothing, that's what.

Perducci
04-16-2005, 02:58 PM
Pirates, Y'arr.

crashNUMBERS
04-16-2005, 03:04 PM
Ninjas: Silent but deadly...

Pirates: Loud as hell!!

T-MaN
04-16-2005, 03:18 PM
Ninjas PwNz Pirates! That's how it is and will always be.

smittenkitten
04-16-2005, 04:18 PM
Arr!!! Still Pirates for me because Orlando Bloom an JD come on!,and plus you'd be rich have a flying ship so you can concour the Universe!!!xXx

The Summoner of Leviathan
04-16-2005, 05:25 PM
Yeah you'll probably vote summoners...

Why not, they kick butt. Summoners can drown pirates by summoning Leviathan. And they can blo the poop out of ninjas with Bahamut, but I have to say for me it is tied between the two.

Jebus
04-16-2005, 06:45 PM
Quote myself from #eoff

<Jebus> People who like ninjas are just a bunch of 12 year old Crapan fanboys.

Anyway. Pirates are cooler, cause they drink a lot and pillage, and turn into pirate ghosts.

crashNUMBERS
04-16-2005, 07:09 PM
Yeah I am 12. You got a problem??

Resha
04-16-2005, 07:10 PM
I saw pirates loot my town. I liked it! :)

Orcan Fang
04-16-2005, 07:23 PM
Im 9 and , still , ninjas kick FRI**EN A*S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNIIIIIJJJJJAAAAASSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( again , deja vu ? )

TheAbominatrix
04-16-2005, 07:27 PM
*kicks the PotC fangirls* There's lots better reasons to like pirates! A long tradition of stinky excellence and ugly, mean tempered plunderers!

That being said *goes back to fondling Jack Sparrow*

T-MaN
04-16-2005, 08:13 PM
What's so great about looting towns, getting drunk, beeing hideously greedy, becoming fat and ugly, and killing for no reason at all? Pirates have no honor.

TheAbominatrix
04-16-2005, 08:26 PM
You just listed everything great about it.

Besides, it's not very honorable to stealthily kill people either. To not even give them a chance to defend themselves. You want honor, go argue samurai vs. sailors.

T-MaN
04-16-2005, 08:36 PM
What? People take those as a good thing? LoL, and I thought I'd seen it all. It's true that ninjas do go assasinating others, but at least they do it for a reason. Pirates just get drunk and kill everyone in their sight. What's so good about that?

I've noticed that some people in this thread like pirates because of Johnny Depp. Would the same people like ninjas if Johnny Depp had been one rather than a pirate?

As for the samurai vs. sailors idea, you could be on to something good...

Dreddz
04-16-2005, 08:41 PM
Pirates

strawberryman
04-16-2005, 08:55 PM
I guess I feel like picking a quote apart.


What? People take those as a good thing? LoL, and I thought I'd seen it all. It's true that ninjas do go assasinating others, but at least they do it for a reason. Pirates just get drunk and kill everyone in their sight. What's so good about that?
What's not so good about that?


I've noticed that some people in this thread like pirates because of Johnny Depp. Would the same people like ninjas if Johnny Depp had been one rather than a pirate?
he would'nt have done as good a job as a ninja. Acting the part of a pirate just comes naturally to him. ;)


As for the samurai vs. sailors idea, you could be on to something good...
no arguments, as there's no point to it.

louby_4eva
04-16-2005, 09:12 PM
I've noticed that some people in this thread like pirates because of Johnny Depp. Would the same people like ninjas if Johnny Depp had been one rather than a pirate?

Hmmmmmmm, I'm not sure, I don't think I would, I've never really liked ninjas, I think I always preferred pirates, but seeing the god that is Captain Jack Sparrow :love: kinda made me like them more. *drools*. Gwen Stefani just released a song 'rich girl' and she's a pirate in that, I don't recall any songs with ninjas in them, so pirates must be better :love:. *sigh* Johnny Depp :love:

TheAbominatrix
04-16-2005, 10:54 PM
What? People take those as a good thing? LoL, and I thought I'd seen it all. It's true that ninjas do go assasinating others, but at least they do it for a reason. Pirates just get drunk and kill everyone in their sight. What's so good about that?

I've noticed that some people in this thread like pirates because of Johnny Depp. Would the same people like ninjas if Johnny Depp had been one rather than a pirate?

As for the samurai vs. sailors idea, you could be on to something good...

So... its okay to kill people as long as there's a reason? And pirates do kill for a reason. To obtain loot. There's also a number of historical pirates who were rebelling against the class system and the crown.

Killing people isnt honorable, period, so get off of that.

T-MaN
04-16-2005, 11:04 PM
Alright, alright, I'll stop doing that. LoL, all I wanted was to see the reactions people would have, and how they would defend such a statement like the one I had said. It was just a simple little test for me. I meant no harm. :D

KuRt
04-16-2005, 11:47 PM
Y´arrrgh!