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gokufusionss1
04-16-2005, 08:12 PM
I've had it with the unfair of victimisation of monkeys, endless blase and unoriginal internet jokes comb over the area of monkeys doing the most bland human activities. Monkeys are one of natures acheivements and highly intelligent, They are not there for your amusement and who ever propigates this abuse of them is both stupid and the most slack jawed of the human race.

For shame on you!

Jojee
04-16-2005, 08:20 PM
You tell 'em, man!

Although I am pretty funny sometimes.

I'm at an internet cafe, tehehe... isn't that awesome? Their computers stink.

Anyway, monkeys rock O=)

T-MaN
04-16-2005, 08:23 PM
As my friend would always say, "MoNkeYs RoCk My SoCkS!"

Rye
04-16-2005, 08:23 PM
Tiny monkeys rock. :)

gokufusionss1
04-16-2005, 08:23 PM
your not a monkey, you are just some deranged woman with a monkey fixation who goes around at night dressed up as a monkey, you are the pin point of this problem.

Apollo
04-16-2005, 08:24 PM
I feel like making unoriginal internet jokes about this thread.

Rye
04-16-2005, 08:25 PM
I feel like making unoriginal internet jokes about this thread.

All your monkey are belong to us!

Resha
04-16-2005, 08:28 PM
I luff monkeys most passionately, for ever since I was child...I have been called a monkey by my nearest and dearest. It makes me feel like I have a family with them monkers. <3 My brothers and sisters are they that leap from tree to tree, eating bananas. Love them, care for them, save them, protect them.

:<3:

Apollo
04-16-2005, 08:30 PM
I feel like making unoriginal internet jokes about this thread.

All your monkey are belong to us!
xD

Dreddz
04-16-2005, 08:36 PM
I think Monkeys are pretty funny
But not as funny as a penguin

Chris
04-16-2005, 08:37 PM
I don't know.... we used to have a monkey, but it died and stuff.
She was born the exact same day and year as me, she was called Rina and my real name is Reno.

:p

Dreddz
04-16-2005, 08:38 PM
I'd luv to have a pet monkey

gokufusionss1
04-16-2005, 08:44 PM
you're still making fun of monkeys, you are all going to hell.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/gokufusionss1/donthurtmonkeys.jpg

Chris
04-16-2005, 08:47 PM
I love monkeys... :love:

Dreddz
04-16-2005, 08:50 PM
you're still making fun of monkeys, you are all going to hell.


God Damn Hippies

FF freak
04-16-2005, 09:19 PM
you're still making fun of monkeys, you are all going to hell.

Yes...be kind to those who fling their own feces. :cry:

Del Murder
04-16-2005, 10:02 PM
I agree that monkeys are not very funny. Bears are a much more funny animal.

Fuzakeru
04-16-2005, 10:04 PM
I agree that monkeys are not very funny. Bears are a much more funny animal.

Only when we belittle them and make them wear dresses and ride around on bicylces, right?

Chris
04-16-2005, 10:06 PM
http://money.cnn.com/2003/09/04/pf/saving/pepsi_monkey_game/monkey.03.jpg or http://mountain-prairie.fws.gov/species/mammals/grizzly/pic11217x300.jpg

You decide. :cool:

Yamaneko
04-16-2005, 10:10 PM
<a href="http://pantransit.reptiles.org/images/1996-07-28/da-vinci-man.jpg">Funniest animal ever.</a>

Dragon Ash
04-16-2005, 10:18 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/skyedream/Monkeys.jpg

Meat Puppet
04-16-2005, 10:24 PM
I think they are noble creatures. Even chimps, and I'd even go so far as to say gorillas. Hell, why not baboons too.

The best reason is, when one gets addicted to smoking, if they smell cigarettes on a human then they'll clamber on him and her and beat them until cigarettes come out. Awesomeness.
http://www.monkeyfreak.com/images/smoking_monkey.jpg

smittenkitten
04-16-2005, 11:05 PM
Hehe that's bad for you! I love monkey's i would like a small one as pet and i could call her zoe or something drastic like Bella for beautifal just like JoJo on eoff!hehexXx

Dreddz
04-16-2005, 11:14 PM
ROLF
A Monkey with a Cig has lightened up my day

Del Murder
04-17-2005, 12:10 AM
I agree that monkeys are not very funny. Bears are a much more funny animal.

Only when we belittle them and make them wear dresses and ride around on bicylces, right?
Only if it is a guy in a bear suit and not a real bear. Bear suit = funniest costume ever. I don't find real animals funny at all, actually.

Emerald Aeris
04-17-2005, 12:32 AM
I've had it with the unfair of victimisation of monkeys, endless blase and unoriginal internet jokes comb over the area of monkeys doing the most bland human activities. Monkeys are one of natures acheivements and highly intelligent, They are not there for your amusement and who ever propigates this abuse of them is both stupid and the most slack jawed of the human race.

For shame on you!

Actually monkeys in the real world are really quite vicious. Some profs of mine lost fingers because they leaned their hand in a monkey cage while tying their shoe. In a zoo once a bunch of chimpanzees got loose, and killed 2 biologists. Like, killed and ate. I'm in vet school and we had a lecture that can be summed up as: "Monkeys can friggin' kill you."

HAVE FUN.

Lemurs are better.
http://www.hlasek.com/foto/lemur_catta_6780.jpg

Shoeberto
04-17-2005, 01:06 AM
Monkies.
Monkies.
Monkies.
<b>Monkies
Monkies
Monkies
</b>

For crying out loud people I could stab myself.

And the whole monkey thing is very...eleven-year-old, don't you agree?

edit: i hate the world. (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=monkies)

Emerald Aeris
04-17-2005, 01:19 AM
And the whole monkey thing is very...eleven-year-old, don't you agree?

Heh, the whole saying the monkey thing is very 11 year old is very 16 year old.

Shoeberto
04-17-2005, 01:29 AM
You have a point.

I'm just saying, though. It's a bit of an old joke/topic/whatever.

theundeadhero
04-17-2005, 08:45 AM
http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/Monkeys.jpg

Rainecloud
04-17-2005, 08:47 AM
Pathetic creatures...

-N-
04-17-2005, 08:52 AM
http://tntwebhost.net/CCC/images/monkey.jpg

Rainecloud
04-17-2005, 08:55 AM
http://turbilhao.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/funny%20monkey.jpg

Shlup
04-17-2005, 08:59 AM
I've always wanted a hug from a monkey.