Making a robot

[Meat Puppet]

I want to make a robot advanced enough to overthrow the current government and eventually take over the world, but still not be smart enough to turn against me.

I learn some BASIC robot programming in school last year, but it was only boring things like move foward and stay still; and we ran out of time to learn what I wanted.

Can anyone help? :confused:

[strawberryman]

I used to know how to make a laser.

[Samuraid]

Methinks that you have aspired to complete an insurmountable project. :rolleyes2

[TasteyPies]

OMG WADE PLZ BAN!

Interesting, well, I suggest you find a mad scientist to aid you. Or you could find a regular scientist and drive him mad somehow.

[Max]

ask dr. evil

[Jojee]

Why don't you just do it yourself? Kids these days, so lazy.

[My name is...something..?]

Now, before you start you must make sure you have proper equipment to get the hydraluics to work right.
You don't wanna build a robot obly to find that it can't move.
Believe me, i know. My poor Gundam is still stuck in the garage. :(

[rubah]

Ask KB- he claims to have designed/built one.

Or, get together with me and Balowintryweather, since we're planning the best engineering feat of all time, anyways.

[Meat Puppet]

I didn't make this thread. :confused:

[Psychotic]

Use MSPaint.

[boris no no]

i'm a mad scienctist!! buwahahahahaha!
well first you need some coffe and then a whole load of metal.

remember never to forget to screw the coffe on CLOCKWISE....i made the mistake of doing it anti-clockwise :'( i can still feel the burning

[Meat Puppet]

I'm uneducated, so I have no idea what coffe is.

[theundeadhero]

I didn't make this thread :confused:

I'm starting to grow my hair out like a mad scientist. You can hire me in a few years.

[Chris]

DO-IT-YOUR-SELF-LAZY-BUM :nonono:

[Levian]

It's already been done. Hellooo, George W. Bush. Remember that thing on his back?

[boris no no]

I'm uneducated, so I have no idea what coffe is.
*kills*
i meant coffee.

why are you so mean to me?

[Psychotic]

It's already been done. Hellooo, George W. Bush. Remember that thing on his back?...Donnie Rumsfeld?!

[Levian]

It's already been done. Hellooo, George W. Bush. Remember that thing on his back?...Donnie Rumsfeld?!

I'll Donnie YOUR Rumsfeld!

[Jess]

DO-IT-YOUR-SELF-LAZY-BUM :nonono:

[Psychotic]

I'll Donnie YOUR Rumsfeld!Excellent, we'll start with the usual $50 flat payment, and a bonus of photocopier privileges if you do it well.

[Levian]

I'll Donnie YOUR Rumsfeld!Excellent, we'll start with the usual $50 flat payment, and a bonus of photocopier privelleges if you do it well.

Good. :cool:

[Kirobaito]

I DID build a freakin' robot. It'll be happy to help you in your quest. Mwahahaha.

Yeah, call Radioshack and make them build you one.

[SNOOZER]

I know how to build one... but it's not advanced enough to overthrow the government or anything. But it's witty, fun and great to have when you're watching bad movies.

Build your own Tom Servo.

http://www.astroreverb.com/bots/servo/servolight.jpg

[Ultima Shadow]

Well... creating a robot that's so powerful that it's capable of taking over the world is no easy task, MP and it will probably take a lot of time and patience. Start by building a LEGO model.

[Mercen-X]

Dual hyper-optic camera lenses, two microphonic translaters, AIMP, 4 1-ft and 4 1'1/2-ft cylindrical durasteel inanimate rods, 1 3-ft megaflex rebar, 4 gyroslidic spheres, outer hull plating (preferrably steel), 1 arachnorib cage, vertical fuel intake valve, fuel transformation core, energy distribution device, waste disposal unit, posterior exhaust port.

I used to have plans drawn up for making a bot, but my system went fritzy and a recovery blocked me from my files. :(

[Zhou]

Remember to give this robot either wheels or legs.. Cos without them he may not be going anywhere.

[Boosk]

ask craig charles!! (guy from robot wars) and Robert Llewellyn from "scrap heap challenge"!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/kaggski/ultimateforce.jpg

Kagga :love:

[BlackRibon]

Crazy idea!!! :eek:

[Maxico]

ask craig charles!! (guy from robot wars) and Robert Llewellyn from "scrap heap challenge"!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/kaggski/ultimateforce.jpg

Kagga :love:

<3

[Ultima Shadow]

Awww... I haven't seen robotwars in ages! :cry:

Build a gigantic HYPNODISC!!!

Seriously... Hypnodisc= :<3:

[theundeadhero]

I built a giant robot once. That dastardly Cecil and his friends destroyed it!

[Quina]

I know C++ so I might be of some help.

Robots always turn evil anyway. Why doesn't one ever turn good?