View Full Version : Public Service Announcement #1: Squirrels.
Caspian
04-22-2005, 07:21 AM
Squirrels. They may look cute and cuddly, but they have <b>RABIES</b>. All of them. Be cautious.
http://www.quietcity.org/triplog/cville/squirrel.jpg
strawberryman
04-22-2005, 07:22 AM
Chubby little rascals steal from my birdfeeder.
Old Manus
04-22-2005, 07:22 AM
*kills pet squirrel*
Yamaneko
04-22-2005, 07:22 AM
Your thread title is in conflict with a classic EoFF moment. This really should be the 434th public service announcement.
Jojee
04-22-2005, 07:23 AM
http://users.bestweb.net/~foosie/squirrel.jpg
I wrote an essay on the danger of squirrels back in high school. Actually it was about squirrels from outer space, in which I warned my teacher about them and how they are planning to take over the world and they are evil... o_0 she gave me an A. *swt*
Caspian
04-22-2005, 07:28 AM
Your thread title is in conflict with a classic EoFF moment. This really should be the 434th public service announcement.
I apologize. You may change the title accordingly, but know that I will be posting several more Public Service Announcements in the near future.
Ko Ko
04-22-2005, 07:28 AM
This is uncomfortable.
strawberryman
04-22-2005, 07:33 AM
This is uncomfortable.
Not as uncomfortable as the squirrel I shot is right now.
Jojee
04-22-2005, 07:34 AM
Don't shoot them, it's more fun to chase them into open areas and watch them freak out ;) I speak from experience.
strawberryman
04-22-2005, 07:39 AM
Don't shoot them, it's more fun to chase them into open areas and watch them freak out ;) I speak from experience.
I chase them with knives. Then, once i've killed them, I give them to this homeless guy named Jimmy Bob. He then proceeds to cook them and eat them.
He does'nt move too much anymore. :(
Meat Puppet
04-22-2005, 07:45 AM
I couldn't spell or pronounce squirle when I was a kid, and I still can't. :spin:
theundeadhero
04-22-2005, 08:49 AM
I <i>knew</i> it!
*Proceeds to mind Misfit to begin squirrel chasing*
Triple T
04-22-2005, 01:18 PM
NASHbeasts > Squirrels
Jebus
04-22-2005, 01:19 PM
NASHbeasts!
*flees in terror*
Resha
04-22-2005, 05:10 PM
SQUIRELLS ARE EVIL. :weep: I know...all those flash videos online? Who do they feature? Why, EVIL SQUIRELLS. All those wicked, mind-numbing songs and dances? Why, done by EVIL SQUIRELLS of course.
:( One day they'll take over our world, and even strawberryman can't do anything about it.
boris no no
04-22-2005, 07:29 PM
in the UK you get money for shooting them. i think that it's a few pounds per squirell.
it's because they run out our native (and cooler) red squirell.
thats why grey ones are the most evil things ever!
Jojee
04-22-2005, 07:36 PM
Are you serious? XD I'm moving to the UK so I can legally shoot squirrels and get money for it.
Psychotic
04-22-2005, 10:18 PM
http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/psychoticville/purplenashbeast.jpg
:(
Destai
04-22-2005, 11:31 PM
It all makes sense now...
OH TEH NOES NASHBEASTS!!! :D
I've never even seen a squirrel :-/
boris no no
04-22-2005, 11:44 PM
Are you serious? XD I'm moving to the UK so I can legally shoot squirrels and get money for it.
its trueŽ
i think anyways.
my friend does it. but he just like to shoot things....
Samuraid
04-22-2005, 11:48 PM
Squirrel fishing! :D
http://www.eyesonff.com/samuraid/images/sq_061.jpg
XxSephirothxX
04-23-2005, 12:48 AM
Squirrel fishing! :D
Or we could call it squirling, since there are no fish involved. :D
Quina
04-23-2005, 02:41 AM
I knew something was strange when I saw him licking his nuts.
Yamaneko
04-23-2005, 02:43 AM
Is an acorn considered a nut? And if so, why doesn't Planters put it in their cans?
Quina
04-23-2005, 02:49 AM
You are gross Yamaneko.
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