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Caspian
04-22-2005, 07:21 AM
Squirrels. They may look cute and cuddly, but they have <b>RABIES</b>. All of them. Be cautious.

http://www.quietcity.org/triplog/cville/squirrel.jpg

strawberryman
04-22-2005, 07:22 AM
Chubby little rascals steal from my birdfeeder.

Old Manus
04-22-2005, 07:22 AM
*kills pet squirrel*

Yamaneko
04-22-2005, 07:22 AM
Your thread title is in conflict with a classic EoFF moment. This really should be the 434th public service announcement.

Jojee
04-22-2005, 07:23 AM
http://users.bestweb.net/~foosie/squirrel.jpg

I wrote an essay on the danger of squirrels back in high school. Actually it was about squirrels from outer space, in which I warned my teacher about them and how they are planning to take over the world and they are evil... o_0 she gave me an A. *swt*

Caspian
04-22-2005, 07:28 AM
Your thread title is in conflict with a classic EoFF moment. This really should be the 434th public service announcement.

I apologize. You may change the title accordingly, but know that I will be posting several more Public Service Announcements in the near future.

Ko Ko
04-22-2005, 07:28 AM
This is uncomfortable.

strawberryman
04-22-2005, 07:33 AM
This is uncomfortable.
Not as uncomfortable as the squirrel I shot is right now.

Jojee
04-22-2005, 07:34 AM
Don't shoot them, it's more fun to chase them into open areas and watch them freak out ;) I speak from experience.

strawberryman
04-22-2005, 07:39 AM
Don't shoot them, it's more fun to chase them into open areas and watch them freak out ;) I speak from experience.
I chase them with knives. Then, once i've killed them, I give them to this homeless guy named Jimmy Bob. He then proceeds to cook them and eat them.

He does'nt move too much anymore. :(

Meat Puppet
04-22-2005, 07:45 AM
I couldn't spell or pronounce squirle when I was a kid, and I still can't. :spin:

theundeadhero
04-22-2005, 08:49 AM
I <i>knew</i> it!

*Proceeds to mind Misfit to begin squirrel chasing*

Dr.K
04-22-2005, 01:04 PM
Rabies > Squirrels

Triple T
04-22-2005, 01:18 PM
NASHbeasts > Squirrels

Jebus
04-22-2005, 01:19 PM
NASHbeasts!

*flees in terror*

Resha
04-22-2005, 05:10 PM
SQUIRELLS ARE EVIL. :weep: I know...all those flash videos online? Who do they feature? Why, EVIL SQUIRELLS. All those wicked, mind-numbing songs and dances? Why, done by EVIL SQUIRELLS of course.

:( One day they'll take over our world, and even strawberryman can't do anything about it.

boris no no
04-22-2005, 07:29 PM
in the UK you get money for shooting them. i think that it's a few pounds per squirell.
it's because they run out our native (and cooler) red squirell.
thats why grey ones are the most evil things ever!

Jojee
04-22-2005, 07:36 PM
Are you serious? XD I'm moving to the UK so I can legally shoot squirrels and get money for it.

Psychotic
04-22-2005, 10:18 PM
http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/psychoticville/purplenashbeast.jpg

:(

Destai
04-22-2005, 11:31 PM
It all makes sense now...

-N-
04-22-2005, 11:33 PM
OH TEH NOES NASHBEASTS!!! :D

Razo
04-22-2005, 11:38 PM
I've never even seen a squirrel :-/

boris no no
04-22-2005, 11:44 PM
Are you serious? XD I'm moving to the UK so I can legally shoot squirrels and get money for it.
its trueŽ
i think anyways.
my friend does it. but he just like to shoot things....

Samuraid
04-22-2005, 11:48 PM
Squirrel fishing! :D

http://www.eyesonff.com/samuraid/images/sq_061.jpg

Rye
04-22-2005, 11:51 PM
NASHbeasts are evil. :/

XxSephirothxX
04-23-2005, 12:48 AM
Squirrel fishing! :D

Or we could call it squirling, since there are no fish involved. :D

Quina
04-23-2005, 02:41 AM
I knew something was strange when I saw him licking his nuts.

Yamaneko
04-23-2005, 02:43 AM
Is an acorn considered a nut? And if so, why doesn't Planters put it in their cans?

Quina
04-23-2005, 02:49 AM
You are gross Yamaneko.