Someone stalk me...

[Ism]

Must I live a life where no-one stalks me?
Where is the people who should be?
Where is Resha and RSL when they should be here?
Why is it so hard to find someoen to reply?

so very bored........... Thoguth i would throw that in.....Someoen stalk me i am so lonely locked in my computer room when will i be let out for food?

[Shlup]

I'm sorry, I'm not accepting applications for stalkee at this time. You may want to submit your resume to one of the loppy fatties; they're always looking for someone new to stalk.

[Ism]

Could ya give me some names to talk to if I want a stalker?

So far, i have submitted 3 resumes no one has replied (i think they rejected them)

Thnx for help.

[TheAbominatrix]

Try getting a boob job.

Yes, I know you're a boy.

Seriously though. Boob job = major stalkage.

[Cybele]

Or get onion buns. I hear that stalkerish (and some non-stalkerish) girls like onion buns. Dunno why. :p

[Ism]

Wow, lol is anyone accepting stalking applications right now?

P.S IM NOT GETTING A BOOB JOB

[Cybele]

Wow, lol is anyone accepting stalking applications right now?

P.S IM NOT GETTING A BOOB JOB

What about onion buns? :greenie:

[boris no no]

resha is already stalking me :cry:
she won't get away from my window
she wants to see me nakey :rolleyes2

[Ism]

i dont really want onion buns.

Anyone accepting applications?

[Cybele]

i dont really want onion buns.

Anyone accepting applications?

But do you know what onion buns are? :p Oh and I think the older members would be your best bet (cause they can post user notes).

[Ko Ko]

:blahblah:
You don't REALLY want to be stalked. :skull7:
Stalking's for corn!

[Ism]

Mabey i do. Mabye i dont. Someone accecpt application?

[boris no no]

Oh and I think the older members would be your best bet (cause they can post user notes).
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

you really want someone like psy stalking you??????
strange....

[Cybele]

Oh and I think the older members would be your best bet (cause they can post user notes).
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

you really want someone like psy stalking you??????
strange....

Psy's so fun! He's so cool! I think he stalked my user notes for like, a day. I felt so honored! :p

[Ism]

I dont really care, unless you wanna stalk me!

[Ko Ko]

:blahblah: I love Psy. He wrote 'Fish is my dish' in my usernotes!

[Jack]

I will never stalk anyone online. There's just no time cause I'm already behind in my stalking arrangements in real life.
Do you understand how much effort it takes to stalk? And yet you request it so willy nilly. WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE CONSIDERATE?!

[Ism]

Why dont you listen? DONT POST UNLESS YOU WANT MY RESUME!!!!! Thank-you.

[Ko Ko]

:blahblah: You call my clock fat, therefore, I post.

[Ism]

YAY I am being stalked, Iri your clock is the most sexiest clock i have ever seen!!! .....call me..... :p

[boris no no]

Why dont you listen? DONT POST UNLESS YOU WANT MY RESUME!!!!! Thank-you.
i don't think that anyone wants to stalk you.

[Ism]

Why do you lie boris WHY???

[Ko Ko]

Lol. Isn't it though.
I don't think anyone wants to stalk you either. But, I suppose, since I talk to you constantly, you're sort of stalking me.

[Ism]

Fine then, I will stalk you Iri well at least until someone stalks me

[boris no no]

Why do you lie boris WHY???
*shakes head*
oh dear oh dear oh dear....

[Ko Ko]

Don't stalk me.

J'ai suis un con du pin. Un petit, contele con du pin...

[Ism]

I see......:moogle:

Too bad, your clock is stalked.

EDIT: I luuuuv you Iri clock!!!!

[Ism]

Goodbye all. I am freeed of my prison

[RSL]

This has no point.