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Masamune·1600
04-25-2005, 03:06 AM
While laughing at one of Psychotic's recent quips, I happened to wonder what might happen if someone took his advice or personal anecdotes seriously. Suddenly, a shadow passed over the room. A chill entered my very heart. This could be thread-starting related hyperbole, but, nay, my friends; it was the very darkness of realization! What kind of world would it be if gems like these....


Throw small children into furnaces. I might poke them in the eyes a couple of times first if I'm in a good mood.

and


I once ate an exploding carrot. Or was it a hand grenade? It's not like there's much difference in taste.

were given any sort of literal value? I dread to even think it. We'd certainly have some sort of post-apocalyptic nightmare, riddled with the scars of nuclear holocaust and filled with robots. Indeed, there would be lots and lots of robots. Certainly we'd all be dead, and some crazy bunny master-race would rule our dead world with iron fist. Or paw. Whatever. In any case, I ask of you, fair forum-goers of EoFF, what is your vision of this bleak world? What do you think would happen?

Meat Puppet
04-25-2005, 03:20 AM
There has been times when Psychotic has made posts that even the Queen would take seriously. :thumb:

TasteyPies
04-25-2005, 03:22 AM
That dude is seriously psycho!

.....oh...wait..

Psychotic
04-25-2005, 03:30 AM
...not...serious? :confused:

strawberryman
04-25-2005, 03:34 AM
What do you mean? I've always taken him seriously!
Of course, that might explain my insane tendencies, but I have no idea where you're taking this.

Yamaneko
04-25-2005, 04:24 AM
I hate the little bugger.

eestlinc
04-25-2005, 04:30 AM
nothing is serious anyway

Psychotic
04-25-2005, 04:39 AM
I hate the little bugger.You didn't call me little last night. ;)

Raven Nox
04-25-2005, 04:41 AM
I hate the little bugger.You didn't call me little last night. ;)

It's lines like this at make me like him... and yes, he would 'cause world wide panic if taken seriously... is that a bad thing...?

eestlinc
04-25-2005, 04:44 AM
I hate the little bugger.You didn't call me little last night. ;)

But the buggery part is dead on!

Cybele
04-25-2005, 04:47 AM
It's all of Psy's jokes that make us love him! But yeah, if anyone took his jokes seriously the whole world would be in chaos.

Spammerman
04-25-2005, 04:48 AM
Phsycotic once made a funny coment in a thread i made bout wierd coincidence. BUt the first qoute u put up masamune, sounded like he was givin advice to freddy crougar

strawberryman
04-25-2005, 05:21 AM
It's all of Psy's jokes that make us love him! But yeah, if anyone took his jokes seriously the whole world would be in chaos.
The world pretty much already is in chaos. Controlled chaos, but chaos nonetheless. So why not take Psy seriously?

Del Murder
04-25-2005, 05:33 AM
Who?

-N-
04-25-2005, 05:57 AM
At least his grammar and punctuation are correct. Otherwise there'd be serious trouble.

Pheesh
04-25-2005, 06:13 AM
i say if it feels good....do it *eats exploding carrot*

Peace out and :rock:
EE

Dignified Pauper
04-25-2005, 06:17 AM
Generally, everything Psy says, I think should be put into the Holy Bible.

nik0tine
04-25-2005, 07:55 AM
Psychotic will never be taken seriously. He may, however, be taken captive.

theundeadhero
04-25-2005, 08:54 AM
*posts as theundead_carrot (my #EOFF name)*


Certainly we'd all be dead, and some crazy bunny master-race would rule our dead world with iron fist.

My Army of exploding carrots will march on the world. We will throw each other at the enemies and EXPLODE! upon them with kaboomy death. After that it's pretty much a tie cause when we explode we kinda die too :(

Jack
04-25-2005, 09:28 AM
I've always listened to Psy when he gave advice and often followed his cause.

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boris no no
04-25-2005, 09:37 AM
awwww psy!
he's pretty much the same in person....which was really, really disturbing.....

Ko Ko
04-25-2005, 10:15 AM
He posts odd things in my usernotes. :skull4:

Fish is my dish.

I love Psy!

Destai
04-25-2005, 04:23 PM
I learned the hard way.... :(

Chris
04-25-2005, 04:25 PM
Psy is Psy, lets leave it a that. xD

Rye
04-25-2005, 04:29 PM
Psy is awesome. xD This forum would be pretty damn boring with out him... and would be lacking like 80% of the user notes it has.

Old Manus
04-25-2005, 04:33 PM
There was a time when he was serious. That was back in the time when he ONLY posted in the FF parts. See what has happened!? It has made him sick and twisted. STAY AWAY FROM FF! IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE!

Destai
04-25-2005, 04:34 PM
There was a time when he was serious.I dont believe you :tongue:

Resha
04-25-2005, 04:34 PM
*posts as theundead_carrot (my #EOFF name)*


Certainly we'd all be dead, and some crazy bunny master-race would rule our dead world with iron fist.

My Army of exploding carrots will march on the world. We will throw each other at the enemies and EXPLODE! upon them with kaboomy death. After that it's pretty much a tie cause when we explode we kinda die too :(

Yes, you will. *Patpats comfortingly* Yesh, Carrots. Yesh.

Psy is like..our guinea pig. We test out all the stuff we're all too scared (or smart) to do, and if he dies or explodes or gets poisoned..well, we'll know. :p

Nod
04-25-2005, 07:10 PM
Psy......what would EoFF be like if you didnt get the odd PM saying


OMG UR HAWT ASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASLASL!!!

WANT CYBER??? ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLRASLASLASLASLASLASL!!!!!

:beer:

Psychotic
04-25-2005, 07:17 PM
There was a time when he was serious. That was back in the time when he ONLY posted in the FF parts. See what has happened!? It has made him sick and twisted. STAY AWAY FROM FF! IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE!Yes but I gave those up exactly a year before you joined EoFF. So who told you? Was it cloud345345843? I'LL MURDER HIM FOR SELLING ME OUT LIKE THIS!

Old Manus
04-25-2005, 07:20 PM
Yes.

Croyles
04-25-2005, 07:53 PM
This is something he wrote in my usernotes:


Croyles saves the day with an electric toothbrush once again!

:screwy: I like your humor tho! :screwy:

theundeadhero
04-26-2005, 05:01 PM
So who told you? Was it cloud345345843? I'LL MURDER HIM FOR SELLING ME OUT LIKE THIS!
IT WAS ME! I was bribed with gravy.

Ultima Shadow
04-26-2005, 06:49 PM
I've always been taking Psy seriously. I belive that his words are true and that the path he's taking is the correct one. :)

I've spent weeks burning AOL CDs since Psy thinks that burning AOL CDs is a good and righteous thing to do. :)

I've also stoped brushing my teeths. Psy told me that it's better to just burn the teeths in the fire, so I do. :)

I belive in you, Psy! :)