Rejected FFVII Spin-off games!

[Buccura]

As we all know, Square is whoring out Spin-off games like its Saturday night at the Taboo Nightclub. But lets come up with some titles for games that didn't make it!

Heres my list...

Pin the Masamune on Aries
Chocobo Hunter
Pimp My Highwind
Cloud's Bad Hair day
FFVII: Seto's prespective
Pizza Parlor Tycoon
Mako Reactor Tycoon
Sephiorth: Burn All Villages! (Hm, that would actually be kinda fun xD)
Vincent vs. The Fangirls

Anyone else got ideas that arn't quite as lame as mine?

[My name is...something..?]

You forgot the Final Fantasy VII Night of the Failed Dates, a game about a young man, who followed the characters, and tried to hook up with them during different parts of the story.

[Vyk]

Pin the Masamune on Aries

LoL... So wrong...

[Rabid Dogs]

How about Red XIII dogsled racing?

[Cloud775]

Chocobo Hunter

Save the Chocobos! If you hunt either one of them, I shall chop your head off! Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Anyway, I can't think of a title.

[abrojtm]

Pizza Parlor Tycoon? Huh? I dun get it. That is actually a real game.

[DJZen]

Never ever ever ever ever tempt me to do these things....

[strawberryman]

XD Brilliance.

[DMKA]

DJZen, I just want to hug you. :love::love::love::love:

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

The tentacles are a nice touch.

[DJZen]

DMKA, wait 'till you see what I've got lined up for tomorrow ;)

[KoShiatar]

Whay about "Pimp my chocobo", a TV format simulation in which you give and old chocobo and after a while get a new thoroughly costomized one?

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

:D
Whay about "Pimp my chocobo", a TV format simulation in which you give and old chocobo and after a while get a new thoroughly costomized one?

i'll b the director for that show ttvm.......... :p

[DJZen]

Just some sloppily thrown together ideas. Not as good as yesterday's. $10 to anyone who can identify the sources for all of image 2's subtitles.

[DaremihC]

'Pimp my Chocobo' has a different meaning for me...

And now I am scared...

[Butz]

How about
Tifa vs Aeris Wreslting Championship :D

[ISRviper]

FFVII: man dresup game

[Mercen-X]

Just some sloppily thrown together ideas. Not as good as yesterday's. $10 to anyone who can identify the sources for all of image 2's subtitles.
I'll take a brownie-button, hehehehehe.
Street Fighter, Super Puzzle Fighter, Super Mario Brothers, Super Mario Brothers Melee, Dead or Alive: XBV, Crystal Chronicles, Hyper Street Fighter or something, Dragon Ball Z: the game, I don't know where IIDX comes from.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Final Fantasy VII: Aeris and Tifa's Romance. A 2 hour long hentai movie that shows how Aeris fell in love with Tifa and later on that night in the Kalm hotel they have sex with eachother. They need to package that DVD with FFXII, it'd sell millions.

[Mercen-X]

You are perverted. I'd prefer Aeris and Tifa stay as far away from each other as possible. It'd be more likely for the two to have a catfight than a romance.

FF7: Johnny . . . need I say more?

[DJZen]

Just some sloppily thrown together ideas. Not as good as yesterday's. $10 to anyone who can identify the sources for all of image 2's subtitles.
I'll take a brownie-button, hehehehehe.
Street Fighter, Super Puzzle Fighter, Super Mario Brothers, Super Mario Brothers Melee, Dead or Alive: XBV, Crystal Chronicles, Hyper Street Fighter or something, Dragon Ball Z: the game, I don't know where IIDX comes from.

No, No, No, That's not even a game, Yes, Yes, Uhh..., Sorta..., and no.

[Mercen-X]

Super Street Fighter II Turbo, Street Fighter Alpha, Street Fighter EX2 plus, Super SMASH Brothers Melee, Dead or Alive: XBV, Crystal Chronicles, Dragon Ball Z: Budokai, and Beatmania IIDX. HEHEH.

[TasteyPies]

Materia Madness as seen in a flash by Joseph Balanche aka The Legendary Frog.

[Raven Nox]

Materia Madness as seen in a flash by Joseph Balanche aka The Legendary Frog.

That was annoying... but worth it, I loved the extra scences...

umm... I can't think of anything, I can nver force myself to think of things like this, maybe I might have an idea later.

[Butz]

Pin the Masamune on Aries

Pimp My Highwind

Sephiorth: Burn All Villages!



These show a great deal of creativity :D

[DJZen]

Super Street Fighter II Turbo, Street Fighter Alpha, Street Fighter EX2 plus, Super SMASH Brothers Melee, Dead or Alive: XBV, Crystal Chronicles, Dragon Ball Z: Budokai, and Beatmania IIDX. HEHEH.

Close, but no cigar.

[Mercen-X]

Xtreme Fantasy Final: se7en Episode 2: Donkey Kong Blaster Airship Hyper Battles

[DJZen]

Final Theft Auto: Costa Del Sol

[Mercen-X]

Win a Date with Rufus Shinra: XP

[Ageless_Bum]

The Sims : Midgar

Thats right you can now take your favorite final fantasy characters and control them. Making them do pointless, repetitive tasks and hoping that you get them to a restroom in time!

[Buccura]

Heres one.

Chocobo Touch and Go for the DS!

Meh, stupid but oh well.

[KoShiatar]

I'd play that. But there would be a terrible waste of chocobo eggs. O__o'

[Garnie]

i have some
Moogles kupo nut adventure
run choco run(from the kebab house)
kujas camp nite out
quinas frog hunt
dance with yuna


he he he he he im drunk hehehehehehe

[Buccura]

i have some
Moogles kupo nut adventure
run choco run(from the kebab house)
kujas camp nite out
quinas frog hunt
dance with yuna


he he he he he im drunk hehehehehehe

Not bad but were sticking to rejected FFVII spin-off games.

[sirayne]

I have a few:
FF7: On Ice
FF7: Starring Id
Real *&^&?$!#@)*&* Talk with Barrett Wallace (Talk Show)
Midgar: The Morning After
Win a Date with Cait Sith
The FF7 Puppet Show
Cloud's Strife
The Misadventures of Reno and Rude

Okay I'm done now

[DJZen]

Here I go again... This time with a screenshot.

[KoShiatar]

The most hilarious thing is that those NES-style sprites really look like them!

[DJZen]

Thank you, it took me quite a while to get them to look like that. :D

[Buccura]

xD Awesome

[Takara]

*dies laughing at DJZen's 8-Bit FFVII*

[mcsspitfire]

I was thinking along the lines of cheesy talk shows and stuff...

Sex Talk with Bugenhagen

Puff The Magic Bahamut

QVC Presents: A Month Of Materia

True Life: I Summon Stuff

CSI: Moogle Unit


That's all for now! ^.^

[Loony BoB]

Probably worth linking (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=52061).

[remghoost]

how about
DDR:final fantasy vii

[NotQuiteNecessary]

how about
DDR:final fantasy vii

Fine. YOU can destroy your ankles trying to hop around to the beat of 'Those Who Fight Further'. I, for one, will be way over here.

[Hikaro Takayama]

:lol: DjZen, those pictures are hilarious!

My contributions:

Midgar Slum Lord: build up your own sector of slums while rooting out terroist organizations, exorcising ghosts from the train graveyard, keeping the 'competition' at bay and preventing Shinra thugs from detonating support pillars

Square vs Namco vs Techmo: Find the answer to the eternal questions of who'd win; Cid or Kilik, Yuffie or Xiouyu, Kasumi or Tifa? Well, now you can find out XD.

Materia Cave Raider: Join Yuffie as she wields her giant shuriken in pursuit of ancient and powerful materai accross the world. :D

Skies of Midgar (FFVII/Skies of Arcadia crossover)

Sid Meier's Final Fantasy Civilization III: Take command of one of the major factions from all the Final Fantasy games and rise from the ashes of Chaos to build a civilization that can stand the test of time...... Ooops! I forgot, I'm already working on this one :p

[remghoost]

are u crazy!? no, i'd only do the slower songs lol