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sephiroth JR
04-25-2005, 11:49 PM
post any good jokes here(any kind of jokes just nothing racist and stuff like that)

i'll start:
i used to hate weddings...all the old dears would poke me and say "you're next!",i soon stopped them when i began doing the same at funerals.

withered
04-25-2005, 11:52 PM
What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

TasteyPies
04-26-2005, 12:56 AM
What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

No he didn't! Damn! No he DID NOT! DA-A-A-A-MN!


Q:How do you sedate a blonde?
A:Put something in her drink at a party that night I got arrested, you know at that nightclub

Nah...I got nothing I could post here.

Meat Puppet
04-26-2005, 02:07 AM
What did that nudist say to the racist?

Del Murder
04-26-2005, 03:55 AM
The last three jokes get this thread closed. There is no punchline to this post. Please be a little more tasteful in the future.