strangest sentance you have ever heard

[Shadow_Wolf 6354]

i was at work the other day and i saw a sign that made me look twice not cos it was funny or anything just co it was strange it read:
"if you noticed this notice you would notice this notice is not worth noticing"
anyone else got one that they yhought was srange?

:shoot:

[Raven Nox]

lol, that's pretty funny. Yes, it's happened to me bunches of times, I forget them soon after though... or I'd post them.

[Ko Ko]

I saw a sign just about ten minutes ago that said 'Gentle Herpes : 1381-233-4556'.
:skull4: Since when was Herpes gentle and had a phone number?
PS. Just in case I felt the need to talk to him/her, I put the number in my phone.

[Dianom]

I'm just livin life.

When I heard this I tried to figure out wot it meant, but I couldn't

[Resha]

Haha! I once saw a sign that said...

"Stop".

It was so pretty. :<3: It made me laugh.

[cloud32]

i ws travelling on holiday and i came across a village called GAYLAND
honest it was near Newcastle

[Triple T]

"Hello," he lied.

I remember reading it, but I forgot who said it. ;_;

[Dr.K]

I saw a meat van driving past one day that said "our food is 100% guaranted". Despite this mysterious statement, they also spelt guaranteed wrong...or maybe the word 'guaranted' is obscure and means something sinister :O_O:

[Social Moon Firesky]

'That's just grief, that is!' My friend's fave statement, used whenever I insult him. It cracks me up whenever he says it, 'cos he has a funny voice, and it sounds hilarious! :laugh:

[boris no no]

at work if someone says that theres nothing on the shelf we have to say
"whats out is whats we've got in...."
a mind muddler.... :p

[Rye]

"(Something)Juice: Everyone, Everywhore"

http://engrish.com/image/engrish/everywhore.jpg

xD

[Devourment]

Haha! I once saw a sign that said...

"Stop".

It was so pretty. :<3: It made me laugh.http://board.muse.mu/images/smilies/stunned.gif

[Squiggly]

All your base are belong to us.

[Dignified Pauper]

*lewis Black stand=up*

"If it weren't for my horse I never would have made it through college."

[Social Moon Firesky]

All your base are belong to us. Who says that!? I've heard it so many times, and it's driving me insane trying to remember where I first heard it... :mad:

[Ko Ko]

All your base are belong to us. Who says that!? I've heard it so many times, and it's driving me insane trying to remember where I first heard it... :mad:
Street Fighter! XD!

[Old Manus]

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!?
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!

[Social Moon Firesky]

All your base are belong to us. Who says that!? I've heard it so many times, and it's driving me insane trying to remember where I first heard it... :mad:
Street Fighter! XD!

Oh, thankles! :D *Huggles Iri*

[Dr.K]

Someone set us up the bomb :(

[Camanche]

"This guy are sick."

:D

and....

"Here, (wad of bills is handed to whoever is being addressed) go buy yourself some more money."

Anyone want to guess where that is from? :D

[Old Manus]

Main screen turn on.

[Psychotic]

It's you !!

[DMKA]

"George W. Bush is a great president."

[Rye]

DKMA, you have the funniest sig ever. xD

[rubah]

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[Old Manus]

We get signal.
What.

[Chaos]

When I was in the MOMA in New York I heard a guy walk past muttering:
"Magic Door? Its a travesty!"

Bit odd really.

Chaos

[withered]

"If you have problems with reading, writing or numbers call ..." whatever it was, I have problems with numbers :(.

[nik0tine]

i mor like d gals outder 2 answer d question dat been brought in2 my mind coz it's mor likely rel8d 2 girls but sum thots from d guys will do also & sure dey hav any idea regardng ds:

if u gals given ur body 2 sumbody else (i can't sez n wrong tym), does it mean or u thnk dat he s best among oder or rathr say dat he s d 1 u shud married & b wth in ur entire life? like being commitd 2 each oder but w8ng until ryt tym comes, makng promises dat he shud b d 1 coz xa nauna.. keep telling 2 d guy dat he shud not look in2 oder girls coz he's lucky enuf 2 hav u as his gf but d fact is ayaw mo xa mwala dhl ngalaw kna nya or wla kna kkta p 2lad nya.. sowe 4 few terms i used but errrr jaz sumthng like dat, i can't stil xplain tho but sure u get my point ryt

[TasteyPies]

*lewis Black stand=up*

"If it weren't for my horse I never would have made it through college."


I was going to post that :(

[gokufusionss1]

I read some grafity that said
"your mum!"
I've been worried ever since, what do they know about my mother?

[Apollo]

"If this form has been tampered with it is invalid."

After I read this I thought to myself: "Well, DUH!"

[DMKA]

"HAHA I AM PLAYING FINAL FANTASY X AND I LIKE IT SO FAR AND NOTHING YOU ELITIST BUTTHEADS DO OR SAY WILL CHANGE THAT AND I'LL PROBABLY MAKE FUN OF YOU IF YOU TRY BUT IF YOU DON'T TRY YOU CAN HAVE CANDY AND CAKE AND ICE CREAM AND PICKLES AND POPCORN AND PEANUTS AND COTTON CANDY AND HOT DOGS AND ROAST TURKY AND CHICKEN SALTIMBOCA AND SLIM JIMS AND FRENCH FRIES AND APPLE PIE AND REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS AND CELERY AND PEARS AND GUMMI WORMS AND WAR HEADS AND BANANA PUDDING AND SWEET POTATOES AND PECANS AND ORANGES AND POMEGRANATES AND HAMBURGERS AND MEATLOAF AND MASHED POTATOES AND WAFFLES AND FOAFFLES AND NEESHS STHONER SPESHUL AND STEAK AND BAKED POTATOES WITH SOUR CREAM AND CHIVES AND PASTA SALAD AND MACARONI AND CHEESE AND PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES AND MILK AND ORANGE JUICE AND A VERITABLE FEAST OF THINGS."

[gokufusionss1]

oh....my....god you are like trying sooooo hard to be alternative but your just not DO YOU HEAR ME YOUR NOT!

Cheerio