WEDDING!

[Social Moon Firesky]

Ah, the blessed moment has come at last! 'Tis time for me and bardock to get hitched!

KITTY :<3:s RICH

RICH :<3:s KITTY

[Psychotic]

HURRAY! :roll:

*spikes the punch*

There is punch, right?

[Monkey d luffy]

i iz here ta watch ya kitty :D

[Dking'squeen]

and by the power vesting in me, I now pronounce you lovers, you may now get kinky

[Tasura]

I love you alot Kitty :<3:

When the wedding party gets here, we will start.

[Social Moon Firesky]

I love you so much Rich! :love: :love:

[Blackmageboi]

aint it cute!

[Monkey d luffy]

how many people iz comein here :D

[Apollo]

I'm so excited!! :D This shall be a joyful event!

[crashNUMBERS]

aint it cute!
Yes it is!! Hurray!! 3 cheers for bardock and SMF!!! Hip-hip!! HURRAY!!

[T-MaN]

Damn, why am I always the last person to notice this? Well, have a kik-@$$ married life. :D

[Harvest Moon]

I'm here.. *cracks knuckles, rolls eyes in the back of his head and talks backwards*
In-a-gadda-da-vida, honeyDon't you know that I'm lovin' you
In-a-gadda-da-vida, babyDon't you know that I'll always be true
Oh, won't you come with meAnd take my hand
Oh, won't you come with meAnd walk this land
Please take my handIn-a-gadda-da-vida, honey
Don't you know that I'm lovin' youIn-a-gadda-da-vida, baby
Don't you know that I'll always be true
Oh, won't you come with meAnd take my hand
Oh, won't you come with meAnd walk this land
Please take my hand{Lunch Break}I
n-a-gadda-da-vida, honeyDon't you know that I'm lovin' you
In-a-gadda-da-vida, babyDon't you know that I'll always be true
Oh, won't you come with meAnd take my hand
Oh, won't you come with meAnd walk this landPlease take my hand!

[Old Manus]

*reads hymn sheet*
Wait, do we even HAVE a hymn sheet?

[Faris]

Hurray!! It begins!

[Flying Mullet]

:tumble:

[Psychotic]

*reads hymn sheet*
Wait, do we even HAVE a hymn sheet?Who needs hymns when they're in love!

Speaking of love...how 'bout it Old Manus? :joey:

[Old Manus]

OMG PSY I THINK I LOVE YOU

[Laguna]

Now there is something that will scare me until I die 0_0

Good luck you two! *cheer* The happy couple I mean.... not psy and manus ^^;

[Monkey d luffy]

how many people are invited to this weddin kitty

[Harvest Moon]

Maybe i'll catch the boque. But more then likely just a cold. :mad:

[My name is...something..?]

Congratulations, to both of you!
May you both be blessed with eternal light as you take this new step forward in your lives.

[Social Moon Firesky]

A lot. Some are off-line though. Sorry about the hold up peeps, but we're fixing the minister problem.

[sephiroth JR]

i'll deal with him later "cracks knuckles"

[Nova Briar]

Yay! The wedding's finally started! *sits down in choir loft with the monkeys and starts singing*

Red, red wine goes to my head
Makes me forget that I still need her so
Red, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go
I'd have sworn, that with time
Thoughts of you would leave my head
I was wrong, now I find
Just one thing makes me forget
Red, red wine, stay close to me
Don't let me be alone
It's tearing apart my blue heart

Meh...I don't remember the rest of the words. (Told you I'd sing that at your wedding, Kittie... XD)

[Social Moon Firesky]

Vows please Monkey! :D

[Dking'squeen]

why do I feel deja vu? Only without the seven kids?

[Monkey d luffy]

Kittys:
Oh my darling Rich, I love you more than I can ever tell you in a lifetime. Shakespeare could never express with all his words, how much you mean to me. I love you more than life itself. You are my past, my present, my future, my everything. I love you, Richard James Edward Wright.
Richs:
I will always love you Kitty, my heart shall be intwined with yours for eternity. I will die to save your life, and if you do happen to get hurt in any way, i will kill the one who hurt you. I would drive until the edge of time and space, i would dive to the bottom of the deepest ocean, i would climb the highest mountain, all for you. I have tried to picture my future, butno matter how hard i try, i cant picture it without you.

[Social Moon Firesky]

OMG! That's so sweet! *Cries with happiness* I LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH!

[Tasura]

Your vows were beautiful Kitty, just like you. I love you with all my heart and soul, and will do for all of time.

[Blackmageboi]

thats sweet

[Social Moon Firesky]

As I love you! I've waited all my life for that special someone, and I've found you!

[crashNUMBERS]

That was so sweet. That was a nice one bardock...

[Monkey d luffy]

i prenonce u man and wife,
you may now make mad, passionate love to the bride.

[Nova Briar]

How fuzzy and sweet! I love weddings! :<3: *faints from cuteness*

[Tasura]

:D We are marrried, *kisses Kitty* You are my special one to, my heart is yours forever.

[Harvest Moon]

STOP EVERYTHING! *LE-GASP!*

LOOK WHAT IRI SHOWED ME OVER MSN!

(8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): hey hunnyz i need my neck kissed
4/23/2005 7:02:28 PM Bardock/Tasura/Lobo/Nosferatu (richard): *kisses neck*
4/23/2005 7:02:55 PM Big Evil: tool :P
4/23/2005 7:03:28 PM (8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): hehe mmmmm
4/23/2005 7:04:33 PM Bardock/Tasura/Lobo/Nosferatu (richard): *does again*
4/23/2005 7:08:35 PM (8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): Bardock hunny that was gooood
4/23/2005 7:08:41 PM Bardock/Tasura/Lobo/Nosferatu (richard): i know it was
4/23/2005 7:11:06 PM (8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): (k)
4/23/2005 7:11:57 PM (8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): (L)(})*with mixture of love*(k)(L)
4/23/2005 7:16:39 PM (8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): im gonna sleep *rest's head on Barocks lap*
4/23/2005 7:16:45 PM Bardock/Tasura/Lobo/Nosferatu (richard): :D
4/23/2005 7:16:50 PM (8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): *Bardocks*
4/23/2005 7:16:54 PM Bardock/Tasura/Lobo/Nosferatu (richard): *pets her head*
4/23/2005 7:18:02 PM (8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): hehe meow
4/23/2005 7:18:10 PM Bardock/Tasura/Lobo/Nosferatu (richard): hehe
4/23/2005 7:19:04 PM (8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): prrrrrprrrrr
4/23/2005 7:19:28 PM Big Evil: all this lovey dovey crap is making me want to hauck up a hairball yo
4/23/2005 7:19:39 PM Bardock/Tasura/Lobo/Nosferatu (richard): throw up that way
4/23/2005 7:19:44 PM Bardock/Tasura/Lobo/Nosferatu (richard): not this way
If you're wondering that's him and smittenkitten! *Dramatic reverb*

[Social Moon Firesky]

No it's not! Don't try and ruin my wedding! *Calls for sephiroth Jr*

[Old Manus]

STOP EVERYTHING! *LE-GASP!* I thought I was the gatecrash - guy.

Well, you came up with the goods.

[Harvest Moon]

No it's not! Don't try and ruin my wedding! *Calls for sephiroth Jr*
But it's true I swear! I swear under Lord Chaos!
http://www.planetnintendo.com/ff1/monsters/chaoscolor.gif
Yo..

[My name is...something..?]

Jeez, that can't be good...

[Tasura]

That was before i fell in love with Kitty, and that was done to make you uncomfortable.

[Blackmageboi]

STOP EVERYTHING! *LE-GASP!*

LOOK WHAT IRI SHOWED ME OVER MSN!

(8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): hey hunnyz i need my neck kissed
4/23/2005 7:02:28 PM Bardock/Tasura/Lobo/Nosferatu (richard): *kisses neck*
4/23/2005 7:02:55 PM Big Evil: tool :P
4/23/2005 7:03:28 PM (8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): hehe mmmmm
4/23/2005 7:04:33 PM Bardock/Tasura/Lobo/Nosferatu (richard): *does again*
4/23/2005 7:08:35 PM (8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): Bardock hunny that was gooood
4/23/2005 7:08:41 PM Bardock/Tasura/Lobo/Nosferatu (richard): i know it was
4/23/2005 7:11:06 PM (8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): (k)
4/23/2005 7:11:57 PM (8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): (L)(})*with mixture of love*(k)(L)
4/23/2005 7:16:39 PM (8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): im gonna sleep *rest's head on Barocks lap*
4/23/2005 7:16:45 PM Bardock/Tasura/Lobo/Nosferatu (richard): :D
4/23/2005 7:16:50 PM (8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): *Bardocks*
4/23/2005 7:16:54 PM Bardock/Tasura/Lobo/Nosferatu (richard): *pets her head*
4/23/2005 7:18:02 PM (8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): hehe meow
4/23/2005 7:18:10 PM Bardock/Tasura/Lobo/Nosferatu (richard): hehe
4/23/2005 7:19:04 PM (8)(L)I love everyone even my shoe(L)(8): prrrrrprrrrr
4/23/2005 7:19:28 PM Big Evil: all this lovey dovey crap is making me want to hauck up a hairball yo
4/23/2005 7:19:39 PM Bardock/Tasura/Lobo/Nosferatu (richard): throw up that way
4/23/2005 7:19:44 PM Bardock/Tasura/Lobo/Nosferatu (richard): not this way
If you're wondering that's him and smittenkitten! *Dramatic reverb*
fixed it all

[Harvest Moon]

That was before i fell in love with Kitty, and that was done to make you uncomfortable.
Before? This was YESTERDAY! *bum bum buuum!*

You've even told me about how you have multiple wives, Resha, other chicks, HE'S A PLAYER YO!

And out of bitterness for not being that bishounen and the fact that I serve evil i had to say something. xP

[sephiroth JR]

harvest moon please exit this wedding go ruin something else "throws harvest moon out into the gutter" AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!!

[Faris]

Awww :)
Soon the after party will start..now that will be hecktic(sp).

[Social Moon Firesky]

It's okay! It's funny! All has been explained, and forgiven where necessary.

[Monkey d luffy]

now thats cleared up.
let us not remember the past but see into da future

[Dr.K]

OMG, weddings are like, SO underrated.

[Tasura]

That was on Saturday, i fell in love with Kitty on Sunday, plus Kitty was one of those 7 marriage thread wives. Now she is my wive whom i love with all my heart.

[Harvest Moon]

*Stands outside the window and looks in like some sneaky stalker idgit*
WHORE! >: \ *Wishes he could get womenz like that*

[Social Moon Firesky]

Yupperz. You know what that means: AFTER-PARTY! WOOOOOOOO!

[sephiroth JR]

whoops "drags harvest moon back into the wedding" sorry about that

[Psychotic]

Bardock's MSN name says:
hi psy ure prety hot omg i want u!!!

Psychotic's MSN name says:
Yeah babe, I know, I know. :cool:

THIS IS A TOTALLY BELIEVABLE SCANDAL!

[Monkey d luffy]

!batters! harvest moon with bible.
Do not lirk into the past see the future party

[sephiroth JR]

HEY HEY HEY thats my job helps monkey d luffy

[Harvest Moon]

Well i guess if she don't care about his other seven wives and the way he brags about it there's nothing I can do..

http://www.planetnintendo.com/ff1/characters/fight/bmhurt.gif
I'd be happy with one..

http://www.planetnintendo.com/ff1/characters/fight/bmdead.gif
I'VE FAILED YOU TIAMAT!

[Tasura]

My msn name: I shall love you until the end of time Kitty

Kitty's msn name: I love Rich!!! <3

Psy's msn name: Your goat lacks minty freshness

[Blackmageboi]

well i am happy that these two people are married so i will make my speech for trhe sake of getting out of here
ahem:

sorry everybody this was all my fault i added rich to a convo with kitty, and Dkings'queen and there was a lot of love being spread so now these two hyper crazy loons loverly people have fallen in love and i hope to see them like this for ages to come it stops Kitty from complaining its clear that they love each otherwise kitty wouldnt of used this may hearts in her usernotes

I LOVE YOU RICH!!! :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
clearly they are made for each other so heres to them

[Brian The Pink Shark]

hey there all, lets get this show on the road

oh im late... damn :choc:

[sephiroth JR]

you forgot to throw the bouque

[Tasura]

lol, your late Squinn, and about the bouque, shes already offline.

[udsuna]

I'm here everyone! *breaks Bardock's leg* (just one, he can still LIMP).

*hunts for nearest bride's maid.*

[Brian The Pink Shark]

lol, your late Squinn, and about the bouque, shes already offline.

yeah just stay out of my church ive had enough of new married couples gettin off in it :choc:

[Tasura]

*limps* what did you do that for?

[sephiroth JR]

UDSUNA!!!!!!!!!!!"breaks legs"

[Harvest Moon]

http://www.planetnintendo.com/ff1/characters/fight/bmhurt.gif
I hate you all. Beezlebub give me the strength to countinue forth despite these cold and lonely times..
http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy2/Bosses/25%20-%20Beelzebub.gif
Go bash liberals and about how they know nothing about everything..

That's true! Hail the dark prince!

[udsuna]

Told you: break her heart, I break your legs. Besides, smitten is MINE! Oh, and... *hunts down Harvest Moon and breaks his hands, so he cannot cast spells in retaliation*

[Cybele]

Yay! I'm finally here! First of all, I'd like to say condragulations to both of you! This is so sweet! Okay, has the party started? :p

Edit: Hold it! Why are people breaking each other's legs?

[udsuna]

Well, three people already have broken limbs, so, yes... I think the party is well underway :D

[Tasura]

How did i break her heart? the whole thing that Harvest said, i explained that toi her in masn, and she laughed at it.

[sephiroth JR]

lets get started then shall we....DJ TAKE IT AWAY!

[Monkey d luffy]

this is true i was i witness :p

[Harvest Moon]

Told you: break her heart, I break your legs. Besides, smitten is MINE! Oh, and... *hunts down Harvest Moon and breaks his hands, so he cannot cast spells in retaliation*
You do realise not all spells require somatic but sometimes just verbal components right?

Anyways touch me and i'll cast mage-hand on you. 5lb telekinesis may not seem like much but it can do wonders when aimed at your lower region..

[udsuna]

How did i break her heart? the whole thing that Harvest said, i explained that toi her in masn, and she laughed at it.

So, like I said, I'm feeling particularly parental. You know that means I have to do it on first suspicion... it's too late now, anyways.

[Tasura]

meh, its only a leg, i have another one left, and i do heal fast.

[udsuna]

You do realise not all spells require somatic but sometimes just verbal components right?

Anyways touch me and i'll cast mage-hand on you. 5lb telekinesis may not seem like much but it can do wonders when aimed at your lower region..

Yeah, but the screaming in pain should protect me from that. Also, you have about three seconds after a solid hit to the testes before the serious pain sets in. That's enough for me to punch you in the throat... after that, it's a matter of who regains conciousness first.

[My name is...something..?]

Great..party..guys, really...!!So...much violence*belch*
Me..thinks there's something..in the punch...
*passes out*..ZZZZZZZZZ

[sephiroth JR]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHERES THE GOD DAMN DJ..DONT MAKE ME GO ALL CRAZY ON YOUR ASSES.oh and kitty congrats,wheres the honeymoon gonna be(can i come, you never know when a sniper is going to pop up)

[udsuna]

*starts singing "I will always love you"... with recent events, I should have no trouble on the high notes*

[Harvest Moon]

Yeah, but the screaming in pain should protect me from that. Also, you have about three seconds after a solid hit to the testes before the serious pain sets in. That's enough for me to punch you in the throat... after that, it's a matter of who regains conciousness first.
So violant, crude, and lack of any self-restraint..









HUG! ^_^ xP

[Brian The Pink Shark]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHERES THE GOD DAMN DJ..DONT MAKE ME GO ALL CRAZY ON YOUR ASSES.oh and kitty congrats,wheres the honeymoon gonna be(can i come, you never know when a sniper is going to pop up)

welli failed as a minister but everybody get ready dj squinn is in the house...

boom-boom-boom-boom...etc :choc:

[udsuna]

So violant, crude, and lack of any self-restraint..









HUG! ^_^ xP

Uh... yeah... there's something seriously funny about the punch... *crawls over to the punch bowl, lights a match and tosses it in, resulting inferno sets arm on fire :eek: .*

[sephiroth JR]

finally the night has begun.punch,fire,the fact that im going to kill udsuna what more could this bodyguard ask for "busts a few kickass dance moves then returns to beating psy AKA the drunken relative"

[udsuna]

*dies from fire because no one has bothered to put me out* last words are "haha, sephy, you can't kill me 'cause i'm dead!!!"

[Psychotic]

"busts a few kickass dance moves then returns to beating psy AKA the drunken relative"I really love you man, you're my best friend in the world. :beer: *climbs onto table* NO I'M ALRIGHT I CAN CLIMB ONTO IT. Ok hi everyone me and Sephiroth JR are like best friends are we're getting married TOMORROW! yeah Ok I can make it down al- *falls off and collapses in a drunken stupor*



:ciddie:
I'd like to thank the Academy, my priest, my priest's wife, my priest's dog, my priest's dog's best friend, my priest's dog's best friend's cousin and my manicurist.

[My name is...something..?]

*wakes up*
I told you ThEre wAs somEthiNg in ThE Punch, I tOld you!
That explosion just proves iT!
I think I'm gonna hurl....
*barfs all over the floor*

[sephiroth JR]

can someone please tell me why psy is groping my leg, and why My name is...something..? is still throwing up on my shoes?

[Cybele]

*wakes up*
I told you ThEre wAs somEthiNg in ThE Punch, I tOld you!
That explosion just proves iT!
I think I'm gonna hurl....
*barfs all over the floor*

Yuck! Don't expect me to clean it up. :yuck: Gosh, quite the after party this is. And here I rushed home to see what was happening and this is what I get? Broken limbs and disgusting throw up? Gross! :mad:

[udsuna]

Don't ask me, I'm dead, and no one seems to want to move my corpse away from the remains of the buffet area.

[Cybele]

Don't ask me, I'm dead, and no one seems to want to move my corpse away from the remains of the buffet area.

I feel really sorry for Social Moon Firesky right now. :mad: Everyone wrecked her wedding party.

[sephiroth JR]

i thought you were the buffet...oh well you still taste better than what the chef prepared

[Monkey d luffy]

sweeps corps under the table and walks away :rolleyes2

[My name is...something..?]

Ahhh, barf burns!!!!
*staggers to get up*
I'll help YOu udsuna, just....as soOn as..I can, Find you THaT Is...
udsuna!!wHere aR e You!

NOw what, was I doing???
oH, RiGht, I WaS gEtting, FooD.
*goes to table*
MM, piGs iN a BlankEt....

[sephiroth JR]

hey! i was eating that

[Tasura]

Dont worry to much, she isnt here to see it, she had to go to bed, it being 11pm where she is.

[Cybele]

Dont worry to much, she isnt here to see it, she had to go to bed, it being 11pm where she is.

I'd hate to see the look on her face when she comes back and sees all of this.

[Monkey d luffy]

poor kitty. she wont mind

[sephiroth JR]

if anything i'de say we made this the best wedding ever

[Monkey d luffy]

yeah shed be prowed of us

[udsuna]

*regeneration kicks in*

*eyes open, look around, and realize what's going on*

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*scuttles over to wall, and looks out like a cornered feral wolf*

[sephiroth JR]

ha ha thanks for regenerating now I can kill you "kills udsuna so many times that he turns into dust and blows away"

[udsuna]

Since my body was destroyed, the nearest and largest mass of my cells takes on the task of growing a new me... guess what, you're in for one ugly case of indigestion.

*three minutes later, I'm whole, and Sephy... well... isn't*

Also, I now need a new suit... and that was a rental...

*walks over to nearest female...* "hey, baby, I'm back"

[My name is...something..?]

Yay!!*starts clapping hands*
CooL SpeciAl EFfects! I-T rEallY lOoks like yoU DeStroyed HIm, I'Ve never SEen anYthIng LIke iT, yOu've GoTta shOw Me how , YO-u Did ThAt!!

[sephiroth JR]

i'll be back!

[Psychotic]

Gosh, quite the after party this is. And here I rushed home to see what was happening and this is what I get? Broken limbs and disgusting throw up? Gross! :mad:You haven't been to many wedding parties, have you?

[Cybele]

Gosh, quite the after party this is. And here I rushed home to see what was happening and this is what I get? Broken limbs and disgusting throw up? Gross! :mad:You haven't been to many wedding parties, have you?

No, actually never been to one before. Not even a real one. :roll:

[My name is...something..?]

ThIs is ThE grEatesT party ever!!
HEy! I ThInk I'm SOberIng Up!!!
Now it's time to dance!!!!
Who wants to tango???

[udsuna]

*Realizes that Starry*Relm is the only girl here... the others must have left :cry: ... oh, well...*

So, what are you doing after the reception? :love:

EDIT! Cool, I love Tango... walks away from Relm and tangos.

[Cybele]

*Realizes that Starry*Relm is the only girl here... the others must have left :cry: ... oh, well...*

So, what are you doing after the reception? :love:

Me? Really? Nothing yet. :greenie:

Edit: Hey! I can tango too ya know! Somebody taught me! Can't remember his name though... :roll:

[sephiroth JR]

HEY everyone im back, udsuna you idiot you actually think that i'de fight a reanimated corpse,what you killed was my homemade bodyguard robot which i was controlling from home. so anyway im back and ready to kick your ass

[My name is...something..?]

Hey, bak Off! She's mine!!
*drop kicks udsuna*
How you like that!!!!

[sephiroth JR]

thats my mother you you "kills My name is...something..?"

[amratis]

*runs into the reception, nicks a couple of bottles of Champers and runs out again*

[udsuna]

*Realizes that Starry*Relm is the only girl here... the others must have left :cry: ... oh, well...*

So, what are you doing after the reception? :love:

Me? Really? Nothing yet. :greenie:

Cool... I've got a little thing to take care of, then we can go, this place will be dead soon, anyways :D .

*pulls metal pipe out of leg*

... at least now I know where it came from...

*procedes to beat Sephy Jr. to death with it.*

THAT'S FOR FEEDING ME TO A ROBOT!!!!

[Nod]

Congratulations to the happy couple!
:p
:D

[My name is...something..?]

well then!! I guess I'm dating your mom!!!
*punches udsuna*
*takes Starry Relm into his arms*
How you going to kill me with her in my hands?

[udsuna]

well then!! I guess I'm dating your mom!!!
*takes Starry Relm into his arms*
How you going to kill me with her in my hands?

I can extend my regeneration to other people... *revives Sephy Jr*... ok, let's kill the amnesiac one.

[amratis]

My booze! Nyeh Nyeh! :P

*jumps in car and drives off*

[Cybele]

Oh...my...gosh... :eek: I have people fighting over me! Wow! This is the best day of my life! :p And Sephy, everyone knows that Psy is your mommy, not me. :roll:

[StarlightAngel]

I guess I'm a little late....... oh well. *Goes to eat cake*

[My name is...something..?]

You fools!!
You can't tag-team me!!
I'll bite her!!!
*Bears his vampiric fangs*

[sephiroth JR]

im already alive are you blind, now i have the power of god THANKS "destroys My name is...something..?"

[Ko Ko]

Have no fear, Iri is here!

Ok, Iri has to go now. *kisses and hugs* Good luck Mrs. Bardock!

[My name is...something..?]

You can't kill a vampire!!!
*bites into Starry's neck, and nourishes himself*

Edit: Wow, Iri's appearance was completely random, I love randomness!!

[udsuna]

*hits My name is...something..? in the crotch with afformentioned metal pipe*

HAHA!!! Now, it doesn't matter, even if you took her home, you couldn't do anything... wait a second, you consumed my flesh as well!


*other me bursts forth from My name is...something..?*

Other me walks over to Starlight Angel "so, what are you doing after the party?"

[sephiroth JR]

You can't kill a vampire!!!
are you questioning GOD!

[udsuna]

*rejuvinates Starry Relm* she's too cute for me to let die.

[Psychotic]

I'm no-one's mommy. Except one of those Egyptian mummys.

[My name is...something..?]

It doesn't matter now! I've already feasted of her flesh! Tasted of her blood!! I won't be killed by a simple pipe!!!
*takes Starry's body and runs around the room for no apparent reason*

[udsuna]

DUDE!!! I (or a duplicate) just EXPLODED from your TORSO!!!

And since when could vampires get drunk?

[StarlightAngel]

Meh. *Returns to yummy cake*

[Cybele]

You can't kill a vampire!!!
*bites into Starry's neck, and nourishes himself*

Edit: Wow, Iri's appearance was completely random, I love randomness!!

How...DARE YOU?! I hope you know I'm going to haunt you forever now! :mad2:

Edit: I'm going to hide in the shadows and follow you around in the dark and hold sharp pointy things to your face and...and...I'm just plain going to HAUNT you MERCILESSLY! :mad2:

[My name is...something..?]

Your right, I don't know what I am....
*drops Starry*
I need more punch..
Bring it then Starry!!! I may not ne a vampire, but I'll take you on anyday!!
*pulss out cross from robes*
hmgulay nefret na'ytila
Hmgulay nefret na'ytila
Hmgulay nefret na'ytila
Be at peace spirit!!!
Let the Chosen One guide you to a world without sorrow!!!

[udsuna]

Walks over to starry, intent on regenerating her... realizes all she has is a bad hicky... helps her up.

[Cybele]

Walks over to starry, intent on regenerating her... realizes all she has is a bad hicky... helps her up.

Awww, thank you! :love: MNIS is evil. He's so mean. I'm still going to haunt you, MNIS! :mad:

[Tasura]

one heck of a weird reception, but what the hey, you only live once, or in some cases multiple times.

[udsuna]

Duplicate me walks up "hey, uh, I couldn't get a date with Starlight Angel, can I join you guys?"

[sephiroth JR]

was this thread once a wedding...WOW its got so much death on it we could make a movie its just missing one thing ...THE END...seeya everyone my shifts over and im going to bed.lol goodluck with the hangover tomorrow psy lookin forward to our wedding...lol

[Psychotic]

I like purple architecture. Do you?

[Ko Ko]

WTF HARVEST?!
You BLOCKED me. How could I say that? By the way, Kitty talked to me day before yesterday and my name has been the same for a long time. You aren't proving anything, so just get out.
Stop ruining this lovely wedding!

Long time ago, my loves.
Iri's appearances are always random.
LOVELOVE LOOOOVE all around me! *Cries* I love you people.

[My name is...something..?]

I'm not evil!!!!
Well, I'm done now, hope you guys enjoy the rest of the party!!!
Congratulations you two!!!
*walks out*

Edit: What are you talking about Iri????
What exactly did I do??

[Cybele]

I'm not evil!!!
I'm just a little drunk, that's all!
There is seriously something in this punch!!
*sees Starlight by the cake*
So, how you doing?

You really don't care about me at all? :whimper: Fine. GOODBYE! I may not be leaving the thread, but I'm not speaking to you anymore in it! :mad:

Edit: Thanks for editing your post! :mad:

[udsuna]

But... you still have me :love:... Well, one of me...

Duplicate me is disgusted by the display, and walks over to hit on Iri. "so, what are you doing after the party?"

(clones are stupider than the original)

[Monkey d luffy]

yo iri kitty told me all about u :D

[Ko Ko]

*Cries* Don't hit on Iri. :skull3:
Okay, go ahead, hit on me! *hugs udsuna*

You didn't do anything, MNIS. It was from an earlier post that some stalker did.

[Cybele]

But... you still have me :love:... Well, one of me...

Duplicate me is disgusted by the display, and walks over to hit on Iri. "so, what are you doing after the party?"

(clones are stupider than the original)

Aww, thanks udsuna. One is plenty, Iri can have the second one. :love: As long as I get the first one.

[Monkey d luffy]

whooo hoooo midnight
In brittan

[Ko Ko]

XD. YAY.

Monkey d luffy... what do you know about me?

[Apollo]

Is this the after party? Or has this thread gone completely off into la-la land? :confused:

[Monkey d luffy]

i know all that kitty knows

[My name is...something..?]

*walks back in*
Sorry, Starry, I changed it after I thought about your feelings for a sec.
And yes, this is an afterparty, Apollo

[Monkey d luffy]

well not all but most

[Cybele]

Is this the after party? Or has this thread gone completely off into la-la land? :confused:

It's the after party! People were fighting over ME! I felt so special! Well, until MNIS decided he wanted to kill me to heal himself...that sucked, but udsuna said it was just a hicky, so all is well. Udsuna was so sweet! :love:

[Tasura]

This is the after party where the bride is in bed and the groom is to tired to give a hoot.

[Psychotic]

My brain is dribbling out of my ears. Can we get a clean up crew to aisle 9 please?

[udsuna]

My brain is dribbling out of my ears. Can we get a clean up crew to aisle 9 please?

I've got it. *finds a clean napkin* Ok, that's all I need. *cleans up psy's brain* Hey, who wants a mostly clean napkin?

And I don't fight OVER women, that's for losers. I fight FOR them, because I'm nice like that :angel:. The difference is, I wouldn't have done a thing if she chose the other guy... but it was her choice to make ;)

Edit: *returns to cuddling with Starry Relm*

[Psychotic]

I've got it. *finds a clean napkin* Ok, that's all I need. *cleans up psy's brain* Hey, who wants a mostly clean napkin?OH! OH! OH! I DO! OH! PICK ME! PICK ME! PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[udsuna]

I left it on the table right next to the spill. You can identify it because it's the only clean one.

[Apollo]

Oh okay, in that case *digs into wedding cake* :D

[Cybele]

And I don't fight OVER women, that's for losers. I fight FOR them, because I'm nice like that :angel:. The difference is, I wouldn't have done a thing if she chose the other guy... but it was her choice to make ;)

Edit: *returns to cuddling with Starry Relm*

Okay then, you fought for me. :fpblush: You're just so nice! :love:

[udsuna]

:love: I try to be nice :love:

So... do you wanna leave now and find a more "private" place?

[Tasura]

Id fight to the death for Kitty.

[Cybele]

:love: I try to be nice :love:

So... do you wanna leave now and find a more "private" place?

Um, let's not. :sweat:

[udsuna]

Oh, fine... but I was figuring we might fall in love :love:, and then we could have a double-wedding with Sephy-Jr. and Psy.



Good for you, Bardock... sappiness is a wonderful thing when in love. If you're not in love, though, it's just stupid. :mad:

[My name is...something..?]

Burned!!

So Starry, how about you and me?

[Nod]

ok. so this is the post-wedding party?

i like parties. not the labour party though.

*dances*

[Cybele]

Burned!!

So Starry, how about you and me?

You and me what? :greenie:

[My name is...something..?]

A dance of course!!!
*reaches out for Starry with his right hand*
We're going to tango!!

[udsuna]

Have fun, kids ;)

I'm not the jealous sort, she can pick whomever she wants. But again with my "break her heart, and I'll break your legs" theory.

[Cybele]

A dance of course!!!
*reaches out for Starry with his right habd*

Oh. :sweat: Phooey...Well, okay. :greenie: *takes MNIS' hand* But no sucking my blood or attempting to kill me! :p

[udsuna]

:mad: The nice guys always lose :mad:

[My name is...something..?]

Hahaha, I wouldn't think of it!!!

*starts to tango with Starry*
See! I told you teaching you the tango was a good idea!!
Just in time for the wedding!!
*continues to dance*

[Cybele]

:mad: The nice guys always lose :mad:

No! That's not true! I have enough love for everyone! :love: Okay, I'm going to dance with both of you! :D

[udsuna]

*goes, finds my duplicate, and starts to tango as well*

EDIT: Nevermind, sorry clone, you're on your own.

[Cybele]

*goes, finds my duplicate, and starts to tango as well*

EDIT: Nevermind, sorry clone, you're on your own.

The clone has Iri! Yay! The original has me and the clone has Iri! :p
*starts to tango and switches between MNIS and udsuna equally*

[Tasura]

Im a 'good' guy and I won, i have Kitty as a wife and gilrfriend.

[DMKA]

Beastiality weddings > people weddings.

[udsuna]

Ok, Bardock, you're probably right :D

And, sure, I can share a dance partner... it seems Iri has left, and my clone's all alone, though... I feel sorry for him... while you're busy with the other guy, I'll just go fuse back together with him. I/he/we will be easier to keep track of that way.

[Cybele]

Ok, Bardock, you're probably right :D

And, sure, I can share a dance partner... it seems Iri has left, and my clone's all alone, though... I feel sorry for him... while you're busy with the other guy, I'll just go fuse back together with him. I/he/we will be easier to keep track of that way.

Okies!

[My name is...something..?]

The other guy??
I'm the one that started the dancing!!!
You should be thanking me!

[Ko Ko]

*dances with ud's clone*
Iri needs a new dance partner. Ud's clone SUCKS and he steps on my feet!

[My name is...something..?]

Ud's clone can't do a tango???
That's really sad...

[udsuna]

Sorry, clones don't work really well. I have to use the same brain between the both of me. It was one or the other, and I already know my chances with Iri are shot to hell :p .

We're gonna go to the bathroom and "fuse" now...

Oh, and MNiS... be careful not to slip on your vomit ;)

[My name is...something..?]

My what??
*slips*
Oh, that....right!
*continues dancing with Starry*

[Ko Ko]

*Stands by the wall*

Shot to hell is right, ud. *hugs*
Doesn't anyone want to dance with me? :skull2:

[Tasura]

If i wasnt the groom and this wasnt my wedding night, id say yes.

[Monkey d luffy]

i will dance with ya :D

[udsuna]

Ok... I/we have finished fusing... come on, Iri, Starry seems to be busy. God, MNiS... I hope you brushed your teeth...

[My name is...something..?]

My teeth? Oh, yeah, I washed them off, and chewed some Winterfresh.

I'd dance with you, Iri, but I'm already dancing with Starry!!!

[Cybele]

Ok... I/we have finished fusing... come on, Iri, Starry seems to be busy. God, MNiS... I hope you brushed your teeth...

Uh, what exactly do you mean by that? :laughing:

[My name is...something..?]

Yeah! What did you mean by that?

[udsuna]

You bit her, remember... what if it get's infected? And have you ever even SEEN a tango!?! There really is no possible way not to smell your partner's breath... not if you have a functioning nose.

And, it's now my turn to dance with Starry... you play with Iri, she likes biting. *rubs shoulder*

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

*cries* I missed the wedding! *sighs* Oh well, I hope the love birds had fun. Now is this where you guys are partying?

*dances terribly in a random spot*

BTW I forgot to pick up the wedding present! *will get it tomorrow* ^_^

[My name is...something..?]

Yeah, the first dance I learned was the tango!!
Well, I had to really, you can't live in Spain, for as long as I did, without learning it.

Oh right! Yeah, I forgot I bit her...but don't worry, because it won't get infected.

[Monkey d luffy]

will u dance with me iri

[Ko Ko]

Oh, be quiet, Ud! You're tasty!
*smiles prettily at Monkey d luffy*

[XxSephirothxX]

I have the irrestible urge to make a comment like "This is the internet, and this is pretty sad." But then, I've seen it before. :greenie: Congratulations on your fake marriage.

[udsuna]

Yeah, the first dance I learned was the tango!!
Well, I had to really, you can't live in Spain, for as long as I did, without learning it.

Oh right! Yeah, I forgot I bit her...but don't worry, because it won't get infected.

Cool... I had to go out of my way and learn it by hunting down someone who knew it... no one in America appreciates GOOD dancing, anymore :cry:.

And I'll fix up the wound. The napkin I used to clean up Psy's brain is still clean, and what's left of the punch is more than good enough to simulate whiskey. I have enough first aid training to qualify as a fireman, this is easy.

[StarlightAngel]

I can't dance.

Oh wait, yes I can!

Only problem: I can't dance well.

[udsuna]

Don't worry, I'll teach you. It's not nearly as hard as it looks. But it's a lot harder than I just made it sound.

[Tasura]

I have the irrestible urge to make a comment like "This is the internet, and this is pretty sad." But then, I've seen it before. :greenie: Congratulations on your fake marriage.

it may be a 'fake marriage' but we do love each other, and we will always love each other.

[My name is...something..?]

Doing the tango is easy!!!
Well, it was easy for me, but then again, I'm spanish...
and we've been doing it for centuries.
It's hard for some people to learn it, so good luck with that!

[Monkey d luffy]

whooo hooo 7 pages about 2 of the marrage wat a achivement :D

[Tasura]

If Kitty was online it would be alot more pages, trust me.

[Monkey d luffy]

yea i know it would be about 10 pages easily

[My name is...something..?]

Just shows you how great the after party was.

[Monkey d luffy]

yea 2 pages of marrage and 5 so far of after party

[Tasura]

But if Kitty were her, it would mostly be me and her posting

[Monkey d luffy]

u might as wll talkby msn

[Tasura]

If she were online i would be, that is whats gonna happen tomorrow though.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

This is cute ^_^. *gets an idea for a wedding present* ^_^

[Monkey d luffy]

so imade a good priest huh
:D

Please do not double post, thanks. ~m4tt

[theundeadhero]

Who the smurf is Bardock? Oh, well.

*Get's drunk and burns the HECTICS!*

*Dances in the flames*

JOIN ME!

[udsuna]

*wanders back into the room*

Hey, there's still someone here!?! Dude, look around you, the party's over.

*walks over to the buffete, picks up a piece of cake, walks back out of the room*

[strawberryman]

*walks over to the buffete, picks up a piece of cake, walks back out of the room*
Sorry, am I late? Got stuck in traffic.

Oooooh. Cake! Wait... That's contraband cake, Mister! I'm gonna need an ID!

[Monkey d luffy]

woa still on i left at 2:01 and its now 7:05 and this party is still goin

[Social Moon Firesky]

WOOOOOOOO! My wedding rocks! *Dances wildy with everbody* Bring on the gorilla stripper for the ladies! *Gorilla stripper starts dancing* YAY! :bigbiggri C'mon Rich, let's go upstairs...;)

[Ko Ko]

XD. Stripping is bad.
Iri says hi! Happiness to the bride~!

[Social Moon Firesky]

Stripping is GOOD! Especially if it's a guy in a gorilla costume! XD Well, help yourselves to cake, guys! And if you get drunk and are gonna throw up, please do so in the yukka plants! :D

[theundeadhero]

*Puts on discarded gorilla costume*

Dance anyone?

[Social Moon Firesky]

I'll dance! *Does so*

[suck my WANG]

hi im pineapple twazzock good luck with wedding !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Social Moon Firesky]

Thankles PT! *Dances with him*

[Resha]

Did I...MISS THE WEDDING? :(

[smittenkitten]

I missed the wedding because i had problem's :greenie: ok i got lost with some army guy *cough* anyway here's my prezzie *gives prezzie to Kitty then Bardock* hehe open it!! oh and this belong's to Apollo :kiss: sorryz im late.xXx...

[Little Miss Awesome]

I want to get married! : :weep:

[Ko Ko]

Me too! *Cries with LMA*

[Old Manus]

The longest wedding reception I've ever seen.

[udsuna]

*Crawls out from under starcase where I was hiding and sleeping*

Hey, ladies, I'm still single... who wants to marry me?

[Resha]

Dearie, dearie me. Back in my day we didn't get married with evil old paedoph-...oh wait. What am I saying???

I am schizo.

*HUGS BARDOCK AND SMF* If I may ask...is this IRL or just online??? :confused:

[Little Miss Awesome]

Me too! *Cries with LMA*
We should start a Bachelorette Party come next election time!
Psychotic should join too :D

[Resha]

I shall come and be a princess! ^.^ Can I come? :)

[Harvest Moon]

I shall come and be a princess! ^.^ Can I come? :)
*Kicks a pebble in the dirt*
I was going to ask if you wanted to be my princess but never mind I guess..

Well, there go's my last shred of hummanity thinking I could get in all this whole love thing. Now where's some puppies I can kick..

[Shauna]

This was a long wedding reception... Pity I actually missed the wedding. :(

I'll have to try and go to the next one! :D

I might go to the Bachelorette party... hmm... Yea! :p

[Harvest Moon]

I might go to the Bachelorette party... hmm... Yea! :p
You don't HAVE to be a bachlorette you know.. ;)

Eh, umm.. *looks at sig* nice guns?

Damnit I'm no good at this gentlemen thing I'm evil. :mad:

[smittenkitten]

Yeah!!A Bachelorette Party wel im in there hehe Am i invited??oh and can i bring Apollo with me hehe..xXx..

[Little Miss Awesome]

Everyone who is single in Eoff is invited! :D

[Social Moon Firesky]

*Dances with everyone*

[Tasura]

Kitty, may i have this dance?*extends hand*

[Social Moon Firesky]

Of course! *Accepts his hand*

[Tasura]

:D *starts to dance with Kitty*

[strawberryman]

Awwww... look how happy they are. Unlike udsuna. *Has udsuna trapped in a guillotuine for stealing cake.*

[crashNUMBERS]

Haha, lol :lol: Yeah they sure do look like a great couple. Look at them dance... ^_^

[Blackmageboi]

i missed 7 pages mostly spam though
*stands at side eating food*

[strawberryman]

i missed 7 pages mostly spam though
*stands at side eating food*
*Sees bmb eating*
YO! I need an ID! *Chases*

[Cybele]

Yay! The party is still going on! I've been waiting for the bride and groom to dance while I'm actually here! Finally! :D Awww, they look so cute! :love:

[sephiroth JR]

WHO WANTS TO DANCE WITH ME!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

*randomly appears* *see udsuna in guillotine* O_O Why are you there? *saves*

[Tasura]

This party will not die, at least not until me and Kitty get another dance.

[Del Murder]

And they did.

The end.