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Lindy
04-28-2005, 03:19 PM
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

I'm seeing Umbrella corporation here. 100%

I know this is news, and I thought about putting it in Eyes on the World, but really, I don't want a serious topic

Spook
04-28-2005, 03:25 PM
Uh oh. Sounds like a zombie crisis is upon us! Board up your windows and stockpile food, or, even better, withdraw to a remote location and build a heavily fortified and wellstocked fallout bunker! ACT NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIES TAKE OVER!

edczxcvbnm
04-28-2005, 03:27 PM
OMG! TEH ZoMBiez wILL KilL us ALLS!

Dr.K
04-28-2005, 04:57 PM
FREEZE!
*whirr, whirr*....*whirr, whirr*
No, Don't, Shoot! I'm, Hum-an!
*whirr, whirr*...*whirr, whirr*

Pity about the window though.

theundeadhero
04-28-2005, 05:01 PM
MY TIME HAS COME!

Shauna
04-28-2005, 05:09 PM
Zombies are coming!? *hides* :eek:

Sephex
04-28-2005, 05:11 PM
"Freeze! Who are you!? What are you doing here!?"

"Hold your fire! I'm a Human!"

*looks closely just to be sure*

"*sigh* Sorry about that. I thought you were one of them!"

"What's going on in this town?"

"Hold on a second. *locks door* I haven't got a clue. By the time I noticed something was wrong, the entire city was infested with zombies!"

Lindy
04-28-2005, 05:39 PM
Blood? I hope this isn't Chris' blood...

Anyway, any time soon there'll be a Jibble sandwich coming along too.

Spook
04-28-2005, 06:02 PM
When there's no more room in Hell... the dead will walk the earth.

Levian
04-28-2005, 06:35 PM
Barry: Wow, one more second and you'd fit nicely into a Sandwich!

Jill: Yeah, you're right! Thank you, Barry! But what are you doing in this side of the mansion?!!?!?? are you working for wesker that has kidnapped your children and forcing you to cooperate, or did you just leave the dining hall to search other areas?

Barry: Err, the last one.

:freak:

Rainecloud
04-28-2005, 06:35 PM
"We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

Well, at least they're trying. Cut them some slack.

DMKA
04-28-2005, 09:42 PM
All your link are not working for us. :(

Old Manus
04-28-2005, 09:44 PM
Cue hot girl in skimpy costume armed only with a pistol to save the world. Again. THIS TIME THE ZOMBIES CAN WALK UP STAIRS!

edczxcvbnm
04-28-2005, 10:19 PM
All your link are not working for us. :(

Thats because who ever decided to host it took it down probably. The news story was obviously a fake.

Yew-Yevon
04-28-2005, 10:59 PM
-loads my shot gun with sluger bullets-

"Quick in the bunker"

nik0tine
04-28-2005, 10:59 PM
All your link are not working for us. :(

TasteyPies
04-28-2005, 11:00 PM
"We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

There is no way to give life to dead brain trissues. Because of this, you cannot give life to other organs because without the brain they cannot work.

The only way the dead can come back to life is by divine command.

Shauna
04-28-2005, 11:01 PM
Cue hot girl in skimpy costume armed only with a pistol to save the world. Again. THIS TIME THE ZOMBIES CAN WALK UP STAIRS!

Look at sig. :D

TasteyPies
04-28-2005, 11:03 PM
Cue hot girl in skimpy costume armed only with a pistol to save the world. Again. THIS TIME THE ZOMBIES CAN WALK UP STAIRS!

Look at sig. :D

Yuna cannot walk up any sort of stairway without either tripping or having a wardrobe malfunction. Both would be followed by girlie giggling and the uttering of the word "poopie" originationg from either Yuna or the one who corrupted her, Rikku.

Kamiko
04-28-2005, 11:05 PM
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT OUR SECRET PLAN!? I mean *cough* Zombies? Get real!

Psychotic
04-28-2005, 11:20 PM
This evil plan is worth it purely so that I can meet Barry and give him a hug. Or if I'm a zombie, eat his brains and make him my bitch. Either's good. :)

smittenkitten
04-28-2005, 11:25 PM
Zombies???ok then how about i entertain them :D and all you guy's can run away!!...il sing to them hehe..xXx...

Super Christ
04-29-2005, 12:11 AM
This would be somewhat more entertaining if the story was real.

Spammerman
04-29-2005, 12:18 AM
-loads my shot gun with sluger bullets-

"Quick in the bunker"
room for 2 and an extra shotgun+a couple of shells?