Newbism: An epidemic?

[faster skating penguin]

My n00b thread, considering there are several others. I contribute to the raising epidemic. Hey, all. I'm new to the forums. Welcome me.

And if welcomeing me fails:

Jesus & God vs. Mohhamad & Allah
who would win?

[Blackmageboi]

hello your name is confusing i didnt know penguis could do that

anyway
*pokes with stick*:twak:teehee
welcome to the forums

[faster skating penguin]

penguins are nasty creatures


ps: time limit draw

[Shauna]

Welcome! :D

[Old Manus]

Howdy. All stand for, erm, Penguin! *stands*

Of course it's completely normal.

[T-MaN]

Jesus & God vs. Mohhamad & Allah
who would win?

Would these two fight each other in the first place? If so, why would they? Don't both of them promote peace?LoL

[Dr.K]

Hey hey, Welcome to EoFF :)
And there was me thinking 'M.P' stood for Member Of Parlament.

[eestlinc]

i like your name more now

[Clouded Sky]

you are one sly dog, you, eest. ;) this'll get you in good with me and psy.

[Chris]

I'm so confused Penguin thing, you confuse me.

:(

[faster skating penguin]

Jesus & God vs. Mohhamad & Allah
who would win?

Would these two fight each other in the first place? If so, why would they? Don't both of them promote peace?LoL

Well, Mohammad's girlfriend came on to Jesus, but Jesus didn't know she was Mohammad's girlfriend, so (being quite drunk) they got it on hard in the backseat of his car.

Needless to say, Mohammad was very angry about this, and went to confront Jesus. But suprisingly, this was all a plan by Allah, who was looking for an excuse to beat up Jesus for a long time (poker dispute) and got Mohammad's girlfriend to come on to Jesus, so he would have a reason for it.

So, Mohammad and Allah beat up Jesus, but God (walking to the store for milk) notices, and cleans house.

The WRA (World Religions Association) sanctions are tag match to settle the fued. The heat is only increaed when Joseph Smith is named the guest referee.


There's the history.

[Rainecloud]

Welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy.

The match in question would end in a double disqualification after Buddha interferes.

[faster skating penguin]

Welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy.

The match in question would end in a double disqualification after Buddha interferes.

It's no DQ.

[Flying Mullet]

I'll say welcome once I'm done faster skating in the bathroom.

[Dignified Pauper]

I would win of course...

They didn't mean it.

Unwelcome to EoFF

Exit Marick in a puff of smoke.

[Cybele]

Hiya! Welcome to EoFF! :) Jeez, there have been more newbie threads in the past few days than I've seen before in my life. :greenie:

[Jojee]

Hello, us penguins and monkeys should unite ^_^

[Vyk]

Reason would win.

Welcome

Apparently you had a fascinating name. And that's a huge signature o.o;

[faster skating penguin]

Penguins > Monkeys

[Jojee]

Yeah but it's Catcher in the Rye so it's okay ^_^

Edit: I take this back. *bites you and gives rabies* :p

[faster skating penguin]

Apparently you had a fascinating name. And that's a huge signature o.o;

masterbating penguin. My sig's smaller than most pic-sigs.


*goes insane and dies*

[Nod]

hey welcome to EoFF!
:D
When a plane flies over, do you fall over backwards?

[Captain Maxx Power]

Welcome faster skating penguin. Looks like fast skating penguin is out of a job.

As for your question, it's an impossible scenario. In essence God and Allah are the same entity, as both are dervived from the same branch of theism, so essentially the two of them are null and void. And since Muhammad is a biblical figure (I assume you refer to the old testament figure) then we can't really gauge his fighting ability againt Jesus, who is a proven tangible figure in history. So match null and void as far as I'm concerned.

[Jack]

Welcome to EoFF!!!!

I wonder how many accidents happen because of Skating Penguins, especially since you do it FAST...

Think of the casualties.

[Jebus]

Welcome faster skating penguin. Looks like fast skating penguin is out of a job.

As for your question, it's an impossible scenario. In essence God and Allah are the same entity, as both are dervived from the same branch of theism, so essentially the two of them are null and void. And since Muhammad is a biblical figure (I assume you refer to the old testament figure) then we can't really gauge his fighting ability againt Jesus, who is a proven tangible figure in history. So match null and void as far as I'm concerned.

Actually Muhammad lived, I think, 400 years after Jesus, and they're both proven tangible figures. Muhammad's nephew, I think it was his nephew, was actually the first Caliph.

[faster skating penguin]

Anyone who is injured by my faster skating is completley at fault, and should have watched out, Jack.


And Nod, that is a very common misconception. Quite frankly it offends me.

[T-MaN]

Well, Mohammad's girlfriend came on to Jesus, but Jesus didn't know she was Mohammad's girlfriend, so (being quite drunk) they got it on hard in the backseat of his car.

Needless to say, Mohammad was very angry about this, and went to confront Jesus. But suprisingly, this was all a plan by Allah, who was looking for an excuse to beat up Jesus for a long time (poker dispute) and got Mohammad's girlfriend to come on to Jesus, so he would have a reason for it.

So, Mohammad and Allah beat up Jesus, but God (walking to the store for milk) notices, and cleans house.

The WRA (World Religions Association) sanctions are tag match to settle the fued. The heat is only increaed when Joseph Smith is named the guest referee.


There's the history.

LMAO! Nice explanation. Hmm, in that case...I gotz no clue who would win.

[Cuchulainn]

God and Allah are the same entity, looked at from different human perspectives and thus, worshipped in alternate way's. Christians, Jews & Muslim's are all followers of the same God.

The fight would be Fight Club-esque...interesting.

[XxSephirothxX]

Yes. Yes it is. And I think Cheesus could take on all of 'em.

[T-MaN]

I know that Allah and God are the same entity, but faster skating penguin provides a comical outlook of the situation layed out for us. :)

[Samuraid]

Welcome. :D

It looks like your noobie thread succeeded, but God would win anyway. ;)

[Lankyman]

God would win, if he could exist within a boxing ring. I hear he has a mean left hook. oh and welcome, you can have a trout too. :hyper: :trout:

[Psychotic]

A better battle would be Christian Fanatics vs Muslim Fanatics. Battle of the religious headcases!

[faster skating penguin]

Muslim Fanatics would win. Christian Fanatics would be too busy yelling about how they're going to hell, and trying to get Bush to amend the constitution, giving the Muslims time to hijack planes and fly them into Churches.

[Psychotic]

In that case everyone would be a winner, as they wouldn't have to put up with their nonsense anymore. :roll:

Religion is great, but when people take it to extreme levels and try to inflict their beliefs onto everyone else and ram it down their throats...no.

[faster skating penguin]

I'm not a big fan of church-going. Religion isn't a belief system anymore, it's a status symbol. If you wanna be rich, you wanna be a Christian. It's used for political gain. Bush got re-elected by shifting the focus from national issued to things he dosn't give a damn about (abortion, gay marriage) so that he get's the crazy right wing conservative christion vote.

One of the biggest reasons I dislike him.

[MushroomZOMBIE]

You are both right.Yup.......kudos to both of you.We should have an early re-election!!! Or take him out.......muhahahahahaahahah........

p.s-Mastrubating penguins!!! You get an A+ for randomness!!!!!!!

[T-MaN]

Great, just great. I have found yet another statement about muslims hi-jacking planes. Geez, can't you people realize that those terrorists are only using religion as a cover for their stupid terrorist ambitions?

Edit: A thread discussing this topic is available already. You may go to the "crossover thread" or "wrongly accused" thread. (Can't remember which dealt with what, but I know they are similar) if you wish to discuss more.

[Psychotic]

Great, just great. I have found yet another statement about muslims hi-jacking planes. Geez, can't you people realize that those terrorists are only using religion as a cover for their stupid terrorist ambitions?faster skating penguin was referring to fanatics not the regular Muslims. Muslim fanatics have shown that they are more than capable of hijacking planes, so I think what he said was justified.

Besides, this is light-hearted discussion, not a political debate where such things might be unacceptable (although I think the statement that Muslim fanatics hijack planes is perfectly valid).

[Camanche]

Greetings.

[T-MaN]

faster skating penguin was referring to fanatics not the regular Muslims. Muslim fanatics have shown that they are more than capable of hijacking planes, so I think what he said was justified.

Besides, this is light-hearted discussion, not a political debate where such things might be unacceptable (although I think the statement that Muslim fanatics hijack planes is perfectly valid).

Yup, guess I lost it back there. I was just cruising through some other forums, and I kept hearing muslim terrorists over and over and over again, so I guess I got a bit ticked off. I apologize for my behaviour.

[Shlup]

We're all going to Hell in a hand basket.

[Devourment]

Haha, 'newbism', I like it.

[faster skating penguin]

There really should be a newbie intro forum. How bloody many newb threads are there right now? More than 10 I'd wager.

[Devourment]

There really should be a newbie intro forum. How bloody many newb threads are there right now? More than 10 I'd wager.But that is really for the Mods or Admins to decide. They'd make one if they wanted one. :p

[Harvest Moon]

[QUOTE=masterbating penguin]
Would these two fight each other in the first place? If so, why would they? Don't both of them promote peace?LoL
Pleeeease! God throws a fit like every five pages of The Bible!
Muslim has got to be the second most rascist religon to national socialism. (If you consider that a religon..)

I'd say God/Jesus, because they peform amazing feats like floods and toad-rain. That's like FF level of power!

Allah/Mahamid would just beat thier wives and rant about the American devil.

[T-MaN]

I'd say God/Jesus, because they peform amazing feats like floods and toad-rain. That's like FF level of power!

Allah/Mahamid would just beat thier wives and rant about the American devil.

LMAO!!! :laugh:

[faster skating penguin]

No way, it'd be a total 2 on 1! Jesus would just keep being beat up and all "Do what you wish, I am beyond this world" even though he's already dead. He's end up crucified at M&A take on God and send kamakzis. Not even toad-rain, as great as it may be, can counter such an attack.

[Cuchulainn]

[QUOTE=masterbating penguin]
Would these two fight each other in the first place? If so, why would they? Don't both of them promote peace?LoL
Pleeeease! God throws a fit like every five pages of The Bible!
Muslim has got to be the second most rascist religon to national socialism. (If you consider that a religon..)

I'd say God/Jesus, because they peform amazing feats like floods and toad-rain. That's like FF level of power!

Allah/Mahamid would just beat thier wives and rant about the American devil.

Oh, please, Islam was still in it's infancy when the Crusaders were killing everything that didn't wear a cross.

[Del Murder]

*enforces epidemic*