Dream Fights!

[faster skating penguin]

Let your blood lust take controll. Book dream bouts with celebreties/religious figure/politicians, anyone you'd like to see get beat up, or beat others up!

Martin Luther King vs. Mohatma Ghandi

The meeting of the pacifists.

go ahead (c'mon, are any other threads better?)

[UltimaLimit]

The Captain versus Loony Bob. :p

OK, seriously, I'd have to say...

Einstien versus Socrates.
The Invisible Man versus Robin Williams.

I'm not going for blood-lust so much as the strangest, funniest combinations I can think of.

[Spammerman]

me vs this kid name david and thomas.2 on 1 seems fair

[Rase]

Me vs a pizza.

[SadisticStreetSoldie]

Paris Hilton vs. Nicole Ritchie - war of the evil peroxide blondes
Tara Reid vs. Lindsay Lohen - war of the ugly sluts with really bad tit jobs
Jackie Chan vs. Chingy - you know that Jackie would sooooooooooooo make that bastard apologise for his racist lyrics

[FF freak]

Carrot Top vs. A steam roller.

[crashNUMBERS]

Paris hilton v.s. pamela anderson... <== Slut fight!!

[Rainecloud]

ShlupQuack Vs. The Man.

Now that would sell a Pay-Per-View event.

[ShivaBlizzard8]

Carrot Top vs. A steam roller.
Yes. Buy me a ticket to that.

Archimedes vs. Atlas - who can really lift the world?

[crono_logical]

Ninja vs Pirate :D

[faster skating penguin]

Pirate over Ninja

[MushroomZOMBIE]

Billie Joe Armstrong vs. President Bush- :lol: A Sexy Biatch vs The American Idiot.
(like Crash said) Pamela Anderson vs.Paris Hilton-Yup,Slutty bitch fight.One goes down,the world is a happier place.......
Me vs. A Giant Onion-Guess who would win??? :D :D :D
Neo vs. Constatine-Two of Keanus Reeve's Alter-Egos!!!! W00t!

[faster skating penguin]

Neo would whoop Constantines ass.

[boris no no]

jonny depp vs ewan mcgregor
with nothing on...in the mud *drools*
then i can wash them both off.....
*daydreams*
*slips into coma*
*dies*
i am happy xD

[Pure Strife]

Tony and Coco vs Snap, Crackle and Pop

Hell yerz!1111lolwtf

[faster skating penguin]

Cheech vs. Chong

[KuRt]

Santaclaus vs Jesus

[Jojee]

jonny depp vs ewan mcgregor
with nothing on...in the mud *drools*
then i can wash them both off.....
*daydreams*
*slips into coma*
*dies*
i am happy xD Man, boris knows where it's at ^_~

Except I'd replace the people with Brad Pitt and Daniel Jones :drool: :drool: :drool:

[The Captain]

I think BoB would beat me easily in a fight.

Take care all.

[Amarant Odinson]

Neo would whoop Constantines ass.

No he wouldn't. It would be a tie. The two retards would stare at each other and go "WHOA" That's it.

[Lankyman]

Tony Blair vs Michael howard. lol Bitch fight
The Clangers vs The Wombles. Battle Royale of kiddies faves
Alex Ferguson vs Stone Cold Steve Austin. I would just LOVE fergie to get his ass whupped by the Rattlesnake.
"Stunner, Stunner, oh my god! Ferguson's head just caved in" :D

[Blackmageboi]

tony blair V.S a rabid polar bear

blair barefisted against a rabid polarbear would be great to watch

[Lankyman]

tony blair V.S a rabid polar bear

blair barefisted against a rabid polarbear would be great to watch

LOL, yeah...only because he would get mauled to death. After calling the polar bear a liar, and trying to sound genuine about the NHS...It would claw him whilst laughing. (can polar bears laugh? i hope so) :D

[Jojee]

George Dubya vs George Senior vs Curious George? ^.^

[Blackmageboi]

it would go like this:

blair:what?! whats thid ahhh a bear!!!!

bear:rawr!

blair:you lie! rawr is not a legal reason to attack a highly regarded leader of an important country!!!!

bear:rawr!
*bear mauls blair*
bear:teehee

[Strider]

Jason Varitek and Alex Rodriguez.

[Lankyman]

it would go like this:

blair:what?! whats thid ahhh a bear!!!!

bear:rawr!

blair:you lie! rawr is not a legal reason to attack a highly regarded leader of an important country!!!!

bear:rawr!
*bear mauls blair*
bear:teehee

haha, we can dream can't we. It would be hilarious if it ever happened.
Would the bear then suceed blair as the prime minister? probably do a better job. :rolleyes2

[The Captain]

Lou Pinella versus Curt Schilling, that one could get ugly.

Take care all.

[ShivaBlizzard8]

Michael Jackson vs. Prince

80s afeminite pop singers catfight. $100 bucks says whats left of Michael's nose doesn't make it past the first round.

[udsuna]

George Bush vs. Osama Bin Laden vs. Colony of flesh eating ants

[Blackmageboi]

Bush: Nuke em nuke em all!