Best Jokes

[faster skating penguin]

You're more than likley going to be offended by some parts of this thread. Abandon all sensitivity before reading on.

disclaimer: I am not a racist at all. I have friends of many diffrent races/nationalities including the ones I make fun of. These are jokes and nothing more.



What's the diffrence between a pile of dead babies and a BMW?
I don't have a BMW in my garage

Why were the black man's eyes red after sex?
pepper spray

How many Jews can you fit in a taxi cab?
two in the back seat and about 5 thousand in the ash tray

again, read the disclaim. Of all the races I make fun of, I have at least one friend of the race.

[Mookies]

Far from the "Best Jokes"

[faster skating penguin]

It's not a "These are the best jokes" thread, it's a "post your best/favorite jokes" thread.

I like my women like I like me coffee
ground up and in the freezer

[The Captain]

"Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

Take care all.

[Leeza]

again, read the disclaim. Of all the races I make fun of, I have at least one friend of the race.
That's good to hear, but these threads always lead to some really hard feelings and flaming and they're just generally in pretty poor taste. Your disclaimer just won't cut it. So I'm sorry, but another one bites the dust.