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theundeadhero
04-30-2005, 10:10 AM
The jig is up! The secret identity of Sandwhich Man has been revealed as Del Murder!

You can't deny that Del Murder sounds unusually like Deli Mustard.

He himself claims that he likes eating old sandwhiches even though they make him sick.

Just look at the way he enthusiastically describes his favorite type of bread!
...

He knows how to get in touch with other heros such as Super Delete.

Perhaps his wacky sidekick Sub Boy is no more than our very own eestlinc?

The Captain
04-30-2005, 10:18 AM
Aha, the plot thickens!

Take care all.

Old Manus
04-30-2005, 10:21 AM
*explodes*

Rainecloud
04-30-2005, 10:46 AM
Sandwhich Man?

Little Miss Awesome
04-30-2005, 11:46 AM
I smell fraud! I don't think it's Del Murder at all!
I think it was theundeadhero in eyes on the world with a ciddie award!

Lionx
04-30-2005, 12:21 PM
We all know it was ffbabe which is sandwich man which is undeadhero which is infact del murder....o wait.

faster skating penguin
04-30-2005, 01:41 PM
your powers of deduction astound me

theundeadhero
04-30-2005, 02:35 PM
This just in!

Photogenic proof that Del Murder is in fact Sandwhich Man.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/Deli.jpg

Amazing how that mustache could have fooled so many for so long. :eek:

Meat Puppet
04-30-2005, 04:27 PM
Not intended for human consumption :(

Quina
04-30-2005, 05:05 PM
My favorite type of bread is sourdough.

Jojee
04-30-2005, 06:08 PM
Sandwhiches are healthy ^^

Yamaneko
04-30-2005, 07:35 PM
What

eestlinc
04-30-2005, 08:02 PM
bust out the rye bread and mustard, grandma.

Leeza
04-30-2005, 08:17 PM
Sandwich Man can't be Del Murder because if he was, he'd have the power of not getting sick from eating three day old sandwiches. :)

KentaRawr!
04-30-2005, 08:37 PM
Oh my gosh. Deli Mustard...why did I never think of this before?!

"I'll never give in...you killed Del Murder!!"

"No, Ken...I AM Del Murder!!!"

"Cool. So you wouldn't mind makin' me some Deli Mustard Sandwhiches?"

"Well, for you...NO!" (Cuts off hand!)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

If only I could have found out before then...I thought that Sandwhich Man had no connection to Del murder at all... all I did was joke around...

But it was Del Murder all along...and Del Murder...didn't make me a sandwhich...plus he cut off my hand so I could never eat a Sandwhich properly again...

That was totally un-funny. (My post, that is.)

Resha
04-30-2005, 08:37 PM
Sand-which man?! WHICH ONE!?!?! Maybe it is a sandwitch man!! And he has bewitched us all to not notice that wonderfully floaty mustcahe! :<3:

SilverWind
04-30-2005, 08:57 PM
Makes sense...though, I thought Del Murder was Sub Boy, and eest was Sandwich Man...o.O Is one of his weapons, the Kosher Dill Boomerang?

Lionx
04-30-2005, 10:14 PM
I am pretty sure Dooms-wich killed sandwich man ; ; What will the world do without sandwiches?

KentaRawr!
04-30-2005, 10:35 PM
I am pretty sure Dooms-wich killed sandwich man ; ; What will the world do without sandwiches?

We will make new Sandwhiches...we do not need one man to make us our food. We cannot rely on just one man, to buy the meat and bread from the store...we must go by ourselves. We must count on ourselves...

We will live proudly!!




And from that day forward, People made their own Sandwhiches...they lived...proudly...

eestlinc
04-30-2005, 10:37 PM
but the real question is "what about the Ultimate Sandwich?"

KentaRawr!
04-30-2005, 10:41 PM
Ah...the Ultima Sandwhich...

theundeadhero
05-01-2005, 06:35 AM
Grim news, friends.

In a plot to learn the secrets of the Ultimate Sandwhich, Sandwhich Man's Arch-Nemises has kidnapped him and sapped him of his wheaty goodness!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/babe.jpg

It seems the only way to save him now is to post pictures of PICKLES! Yes, pickles are the source of Sandwhich Man's powers. Post pickle pictures now and save Sandwhich Man!

Rase
05-01-2005, 06:46 AM
http://img85.exs.cx/img85/3963/pickle.jpg

:eek:

Belethdolien
05-01-2005, 07:10 AM
A friend of mine used to have a turkey named sandwhich. I thought that was hilarous. And even more funny, he ate him for lunch... :P

theundeadhero
05-02-2005, 09:34 AM
I don't believe it! You've found the long lost pickle of power that was the source of Sandwhich Man's powers to begin with!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/babe2.jpg http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/babe3.JPG http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/babe4.JPG http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/babe5.JPG


Sandwhich Man has escaped from the clutches of his Arch-Nemises, but now he still has to escape her evil lair. What will happen next? Who will he run into now?

Calliope
05-02-2005, 09:35 AM
Burrito Man ;_;

theundeadhero
05-03-2005, 08:24 AM
This is horrible folks! It seems that Sanwhich Man has met the one villian he might not be able to beat.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/.jpg

Oddly enough, Tomatoes are Sandwhich Mans one weakness. Last time these two encountered each other was when Sandwhich Man's superhero pal Yams was still his friend. Only with Yams powers could victory be achieved. Since then Yams has dissappeared. Will Sandwhich Man make it out alive? Will Yams come to save him?!!

Jojee
05-03-2005, 08:29 AM
Interesting turn of events...

so when does the monkey come in? ;)

Project G
05-03-2005, 10:46 AM
ha you're all wrong, it's really me....only joking

Resha
05-03-2005, 11:19 AM
TOMATOES ARE NASTY AND TOE-LESS. :mad2: I propose we throw Potatoes at that guy!

Meat Puppet
05-03-2005, 11:25 AM
Ha. I eat tomatoes for breakfast.

Lionx
05-03-2005, 11:36 AM
*gives Sandwich man Mustard to attack the ebil tomato*

Ko Ko
05-03-2005, 11:52 AM
I don't understand this thread..

Nod
05-03-2005, 11:53 AM
I don't understand this thread..

understanding is overrated

theundeadhero
05-03-2005, 03:45 PM
Sandwich Man can't be Del Murder because if he was, he'd have the power of not getting sick from eating three day old sandwiches.Maybe he's just pretending to protect his secret identity :)


That was totally un-funny. (My post, that is.)Your second post was wonderful!


so when does the monkey come in?Soon enough


I don't understand this thread..There won't be much to understand unless Yams comes to save the day!

Psychotic
05-03-2005, 03:47 PM
Del Murder/Sandwich Man tried to make a romantic advance on me but I rejected his offer as he refused to give me free sandwiches.

Strider
05-03-2005, 09:04 PM
What the hell?

theundeadhero
05-04-2005, 04:07 PM
AMAZING! Yams has returned after his long disappearance.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/yams.JPG http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/yams2.JPG http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/yams3.JPG

Tomatoe Man has met his end.

The team make their way outside where Sandwhich Man's trusty Chocobo, BoB, awaits. Onward, to the Lettuce League Headquarters at Hoagie Hill!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/bob.JPG

Leeza
05-04-2005, 04:30 PM
That's a great picture. :)

Quiltpirate
05-04-2005, 06:07 PM
(sigh) I am too late!! I was on my way to save the Sandwichman with my amazing quilt. But Alas! Yams beat me to it. :mad: Until next time. :tongue:

Shauna
05-04-2005, 06:37 PM
lol. I don't understand this at all, but it is funny. :D

SilverWind
05-05-2005, 03:37 AM
Before you made BoB a chocobo, (didn't even cross my mind...) I drew a battle scene with Sandwich man battling his enemy...Dr. Carottium... because the Dr. killed Deli Guy(BoB)

Lionx
05-05-2005, 03:41 AM
But nothing is as scary as Yeasty Womangz

theundeadhero
05-05-2005, 04:08 AM
THE LETTUCE LEAGUE!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/lettuce.JPG

Del Murder
05-05-2005, 06:19 AM
Haha, awesome.

Yamaneko
05-05-2005, 06:55 AM
What's BoB on?

theundeadhero
05-05-2005, 03:01 PM
Before you made BoB a chocobo, (didn't even cross my mind...) I drew a battle scene with Sandwich man battling his enemy...Dr. Carottium... because the Dr. killed Deli Guy(BoB)Feel free to post it anyways :)


What's BoB on?On a hill outside the window, unless you mean "on". Then you'll have to ask BoB that.

theundeadhero
05-05-2005, 05:00 PM
The Lettuce League recieve the briefing for their next mission from the Big Cheese.

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/cid.jpg

Meanwhile, something treacherous!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/lee.jpg

Shauna
05-06-2005, 11:00 PM
lol. This is great, yet confusing... can't wait to see what happens next! :D :D :D ;)

theundeadhero
05-07-2005, 06:58 AM
It's seems the cookie monster has gone on a rampage! He's tearing through the city with shouts of "COOKIES ARE AN ANYTIME FOOD!"

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/cookie.jpg

How will this menace be stopped? :eek:

SilverWind
05-07-2005, 04:27 PM
[QUOTE]Before you made BoB a chocobo, (didn't even cross my mind...) I drew a battle scene with Sandwich man battling his enemy...Dr. Carottium... because the Dr. killed Deli Guy(BoB)Feel free to post it anyways :)

Some one thew it away, so I'll make a new one.

(I don't know how to paste the pic, so I'll attatch it.)

Sandwich Man Battles Dr. Carrotium, after the insane Dr. Defeated Loony BoB, and the suggested Fritos on sandwiches! Sandwich man never took things like that lightly!

Craig
05-07-2005, 05:15 PM
Souper Delete? I'll leave you all to ponder.

Jojee
05-07-2005, 05:19 PM
Lmaoo... Leeza's avatar is funny XD

Kk don't let me get defeated :] Mmmm cookies.

theundeadhero
05-08-2005, 03:36 PM
Sandwhich Man dives! Sub Boy swoops! They go in for a double Decker attack...

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/sub1.jpg http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/sub2.jpg http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/sub3.jpg

OH NO! It's the Monkey of DOOM!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/sub4.jpg

Leeza
05-08-2005, 08:25 PM
Oh no! The Monkey of DOOM has zapped Zalbag into Bruckner! :p

-N-
05-09-2005, 02:52 AM
I started out reading this thread determined to say something about Ultimate_Sandwich.

So I did.

KentaRawr!
05-10-2005, 01:43 AM
(Is a weird helpless man in the crowd)

OH NO!! Unless we can find the Ultimate Cookie Jar Seal, we will be doomed!

theundeadhero
05-10-2005, 04:03 AM
It seems our heros are at the mercy of the Monkey of Doom...

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/bob1.jpg

BoB the Chocobo saves the day!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/bob2.jpg

Now, to deal with the cookie monster, but wait. What's this?

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/bob3.jpg

:eek:

Rase
05-10-2005, 04:16 AM
Poor Monkey...

Project G
05-10-2005, 10:12 AM
Ok, this is getting weird

KentaRawr!
05-10-2005, 03:56 PM
Yes, yes it is.

Jojee
05-10-2005, 03:59 PM
Wait, what just happened to me? :p I see a cookie...

Damn you, Bawb! ^_-

theundeadhero
05-11-2005, 12:43 PM
*swoosh!* *Rawr!* *Zap!*

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/sound1.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/sound2.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/sound3.jpg

The day is saved!

What do our heros do after a hard day of work? ...

KentaRawr!
05-11-2005, 01:02 PM
Eat supper.

Shauna
05-11-2005, 01:33 PM
Yay! Sandwhich man has destroyed evil, again! :D :D :D

theundeadhero
05-11-2005, 03:56 PM
I love Frito sandwhiches!xD!


Souper Delete? I'll leave you all to ponder.Grilled cheese sandwhiches and tomatoe soup do go well together.


Oh no! The Monkey of DOOM has zapped Zalbag into Bruckner!HAIL BRUCKNER!


I started out reading this thread determined to say something about Ultimate_Sandwich.
I'm being led to believe this Ultimate_Sandwhich is something I don't know about :(


Ok, this is getting weirdAt what point was it not weird?

Jojee
05-11-2005, 06:40 PM
*bites Matt* ^.^ And then this is the point where Shlup comes in and makes the world Fluffy Puff? 8-) I'm for it...

theundeadhero
05-12-2005, 04:59 AM
this is the point where Shlup comes in and makes the world Fluffy Puff?Shlup isn't staff anymore. She would have to bribe me to get in.

Jojee
05-12-2005, 05:04 AM
I'm not staff ;) What did I bribe you with!? I forget....

theundeadhero
05-12-2005, 05:13 AM
You told me to keep it a secret and not tell anybody. I can't tell you :p

Quina
05-12-2005, 06:02 AM
I demand to hear the story of why the kitty has an eye patch.

theundeadhero
05-12-2005, 12:34 PM
BEACH PARTY!

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/beeches.jpg



:p End :p
http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/granny.jpg

Jojee
05-12-2005, 02:18 PM
Great fun ;D

Hahah ffbabe ^_~

Who's the grandma?

theundeadhero
05-12-2005, 04:23 PM
I don't understand this thread..

What the hell?

lol. I don't understand this at all,

lol. This is great, yet confusing...
What is this? It's a comic strip involving the staff. What's it for? For the amusement of anyone who finds it amusing. Why?? I ate too many twinkies and felt derranged.


Who's the grandma?
Break out the rye bread and mustard, grandma.


I demand to hear the story of why the kitty has an eye patch.I demand to know why all kitties don't wear eye patches. Why they don't have little hats too.

KentaRawr!
05-12-2005, 10:12 PM
I demand to know why all kitties don't wear eye patches.

Well the guy in this Picture has an Eye Patch, but he doesn't have a hat. Nor is he a Cat. (Attached Picture)