View Full Version : 101 reasons why Algus need's/needed to die
I loved this game, and hated Algus so I composed this thread, I hope to recieve posts from people and if i'm thinking correctly we may get more than 101 reasons why Algus needed to die so...enjoy
P.S. please type along with the numbers in the same style all the way through
1)Algus wanted you to help a man who posed to be one of the hardest fights in the game in chapter 4 (not so much him as his stupid assassin girls)
Ultima
05-01-2005, 03:01 AM
2)He is retared, Duh!
3)Cocky little bastard
MushroomZOMBIE
05-01-2005, 04:00 AM
Ohhhhh.......character bashing!!!! :D
4)baka....baka......baka.....baka....baka....baka......
("baka" is idiot in Japanese.=
Dignified Pauper
05-01-2005, 04:10 AM
5) He killed Teta.
6) He is a whining baby.
My name is...something..?
05-01-2005, 04:14 AM
7) He was a brat
8)He took orders far too easily
BG-57
05-01-2005, 02:32 PM
9) He's obsessed with the 'superiority' of nobles like himself.
10) Lousy dresser.
Dignified Pauper
05-01-2005, 03:50 PM
11) Selfish
12) Greedy
13) Hated Delita's blood, as he was a commoner, and he didn't even know the guy!
Azure Chrysanthemum
05-01-2005, 10:36 PM
14) Doesn't see enough action to be useful in any type of combat situation.
BG-57
05-01-2005, 10:53 PM
15) His Night Killer crossbow makes a lovely trophy.
16) He killed my goblin :mad2: ...not the best reason since it doesn't apply to anyone else but it's "A" reason
MushroomZOMBIE
05-03-2005, 12:05 AM
17)Used people.......GODDAMN,I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE USE OTHERS!!!! I have been used & abused emotionally.......so,I feel strongly about that.......*mutters to self* Stupid human nature.......
DarkMagus
05-03-2005, 06:10 AM
18)Was absolutely no help to you in any battle he was in...
19)Arrogance is obnoxious, especially from such a moron as Algus...
Azure Chrysanthemum
05-03-2005, 06:13 AM
20) Dies too easily, especially if you're trying to protect him.
TurkSlayer
05-04-2005, 02:25 AM
21) TRAITOR!!!
22) Spit on commoners.
22) Killed the sister of a man who wanted to help him!
Koryiaki
05-06-2005, 04:23 PM
to correct you, its the man who decided to save him (if you say killing death corps is your job he says ''fine, ill save him'' [i know technicaly thats a spoiler but its the 3rd battle of the game -_-)
23)he had the first long sword you could get your hands on in the game
24)had the annoying ''auto potion'' ability
25)was retarded and used an xbow rather than a sword for knight class
(i honestly believe he woulda been more deadly with a decent sword)
TurkSlayer
05-06-2005, 07:40 PM
to correct you, its the man who decided to save him (if you say killing death corps is your job he says ''fine, ill save him'' [i know technicaly thats a spoiler but its the 3rd battle of the game -_-)
That what meant. :D
Jojee
05-07-2005, 09:35 PM
26. Okay like, what the hell was he wearing? ._. Red long sleeve shirt with blue overalls, and big brown boots!? Is he a farmer!? ._.
Takara
05-08-2005, 06:48 AM
27) If he hadn't killed Teta, Delita wouldn't have turned "bad".
28) He always harrassed Delita for being a commoner instead of trying to get his family's nobility back in a more "noble" way.
29) You can't control him in battles.
30) Because of his stupid auto-potion ability, he always used all my potions, and whenever I needed one, I was screwed.
Del Murder
05-08-2005, 05:39 PM
31. He doesn't tip well
DocFrance
05-09-2005, 03:40 AM
32. I'm carrying his child, and he hasn't even called me once since that night.
RedCydranth
05-10-2005, 08:45 PM
33. He hates Dances With Wolves... Obviously he needs to die for that.
34. He's really a SHE! Its just not said or explained.
35. He was a squire to Elmdor, completely undeserrvant for a POS like him. I should be Elmdor's squire!
My name is...something..?
05-10-2005, 09:37 PM
36: He never took baths.And no one wants to be around a guy who's been fighting in the hot sun all day and hasn't cleaned up.
37: His hair was completely ridiculous.
Dignified Pauper
05-11-2005, 07:49 PM
38) He punches (Gustav or Gologros.. I don't remember which) of the death corp, and that is just mean.
TurkSlayer
05-11-2005, 11:50 PM
38) He punches (Gustav or Gologros.. I don't remember which) of the death corp, and that is just mean.
Actually, he didn't do either (though technically he killed Gologros, so thats reason 39) He did punch a random Death Corp. member in Dorter, which is a really confusing scene is you used a Moderator to get that same Knight in your party (like I did :D )
SnoopyG
05-12-2005, 02:51 AM
40)The fact that he sort of resembled seifer.
Tatics Master
05-14-2005, 12:29 PM
41) He was a Turn coat Bastard
42) He couldn't play the reed flute
43) He didn't wipe his feet before entering The castle
44) He talked to much stuff
45) He never liked my Vampire and never healed him in battle
46) He was slow in Battle
47) He only thought of himself in Battle
48) He slurp his Chocobo Soup :mad2:
49) He said Dogs (commoners) had no God
50) My Girlfreind thought he was cute :twak:
For that alone Algus you will DIE! :shoot:
I could go on,and on but I'll stop here! :lol:
Gwelenguchenkus
05-15-2005, 12:07 PM
what happens after you get to 101? The topic dies?
51.) Algus disturbed the water, at the castle.
52)Algus was talking when the power in my house went out
53)He killed my goblin (I should stop bringing that up, but i'm still PO'ed about it)
oh, I decided that after we have 101 reasons, I'm gonna try to start a new list on this thread, so if you think anyone else in that game needed to die, post them along with your reasons and i'll count up the votes when we reach #101 so long for now
Fireblade13
05-17-2005, 09:46 PM
54}his name is weird
Riddle Master
05-18-2005, 04:05 AM
55) He was a disgrace to nobility everywhere
56) He was a disgrace to knights everywhere
57) He was unreasonable
58) He possessed such reckless hate for commoners for no apparent reason
59) He was a servant of an evil man
60) His skills in battle were embarrassingly horrid
krissy
05-31-2005, 04:16 AM
61) he gave people herpes when he said he was clean
dodhungry
05-31-2005, 05:35 AM
62) He didn't put the lotion on his skin.... :eek:
63) He never gave good jp/xp when I killed him myself...
64) (fill in the blank) Little boys
65) Dose not pay any taxes.
That about covers it for me.
Raistlin
06-01-2005, 01:28 AM
66. He is the devil incarnate.
Seriously, Algus is the only person I've ever actually hated in a video game.
Eternal Dark Night
06-08-2005, 01:02 AM
67)He wasn't good at squire and archer so why the hell is he an archer when you face him!?
68)everything that went right when he was my guest soon was a diaster.
68)all the jobs he tried didn't work out maybe he could be a farmor well i guess that explains his rediculus cloths.
69)he made squires look bad and i think squires look tight and are the best.
RedCydranth
06-08-2005, 01:59 AM
70.) He tastes like soot and poo.
71.) He was alive (all living things must die right?)
72.) He thinks FF9 sucked. Any of those guys could beat Algus's can.
73.) He was Dycedarg's butt boy.
Eternal Dark Night
06-08-2005, 02:38 AM
70.) He tastes like soot and poo.
71.) He was alive (all living things must die right?)
72.) He thinks FF9 sucked. Any of those guys could beat Algus's can.
73.) He was Dycedarg's butt boy.
74)don't forget he was a mamas boy.
75)if i was Ramza i would of said to algus whos your dady I own u!
76)he also back sassed everyone specially Delita.
yes and anyone who hated ff9 must die...especially algus
77)He made my game glitch when I wanted to see how fun it would be to have nothin but Ramza and 4 lvl 99 Worker8's through the entire game
78)He tried to steal the zodiac stones (If he wasn't freakin' worm chow, in your face algus!!1)
79)Worker7 was really him in an iron lung thingy
feioncastor
06-22-2005, 07:30 AM
80. He likes FFTA more than FFT
81. He was caught in the closet with Prince Larg
82. He voted for George W. Bush
83. He bought the movie Bio-Dome (with Pauly Shore)
Khimbar2775
06-22-2005, 02:46 PM
84) He is of the Homosexual Orientation
Creeping Shadow
06-22-2005, 08:43 PM
85) he worked part time at blockbuster and whenever you returned a movie he said it was overdue :mad2:
TurkSlayer
06-23-2005, 01:35 AM
80. He likes FFTA more than FFT
81. He was caught in the closet with Prince Larg
82. He voted for George W. Bush
83. He bought the movie Bio-Dome (with Pauly Shore)
Those have to be the best reasons to hate Algus.
Dante WolfWood
06-23-2005, 02:11 AM
86.His name is ALGUS....period...
(what kind of Name is ALGUS????)
edit: yeah, I noticed that a while back but I forgot to change it,lol
hey, we all make mistakes :p
Khimbar2775
06-27-2005, 02:41 AM
.......84 was taken.....its actually 86. sry to break yuor bubble.
And
87) He went to the Monestary and touched all the little boys.
Eternal Dark Night
07-04-2005, 06:15 PM
88) hes the realy thinks of him self as a bad guy but hes not even a rookey. CAN YOU DIG THAT SUCKER!
darkblade117
07-04-2005, 06:29 PM
89) he got "i love my 2 dads" tattooed on his butt
Xaven
07-05-2005, 11:07 AM
90) Snob.
JaytodaP
07-05-2005, 04:41 PM
91) He'll charge right into the enemy and end up dying because hes a pansey
92) He's a little she-bitch(Thank you Army of darkness) like my mom.
93) He hates commoners.
94) The last battle with him in chapter 1 is one hell of a fight.
Khimbar2775
07-05-2005, 05:27 PM
95) He uses a PURPLE weapon. c'mon PURPLE!
96) He uses a better weapon than you and DIES! in battle! with a better weapon! disregard we was surrounded, but a better weapon! he thinks he's better than everyone!
97) he was the Bishops "best friend" whenever he needed a quick pick-me-up
JaytodaP
07-05-2005, 06:56 PM
98) He has very expierienced knights and black mages on his team that kick your team's ass.
TurkSlayer
07-05-2005, 08:19 PM
(99) He hangs out to much with Micheal Jackson.
RedCydranth
07-05-2005, 09:36 PM
100 - He has 100 other reasons to die.
darkblade117
07-06-2005, 07:42 AM
101)cuz he's algus
Eternal Dark Night
07-08-2005, 05:35 PM
91) He'll charge right into the enemy and end up dying because hes a pansey
92) He's a little she-bitch(Thank you Army of darkness) like my mom.
93) He hates commoners.
94) The last battle with him in chapter 1 is one hell of a fight.
(102)About the charge right at the enemy well lets just say that basturd had a heart attack ing the middle of the feild and no way in hell im going to revive him
Alright, I wish I'd checked a little bit sooner, but we have reached our goal of 101 (technically 102) reasons why Algus needed to die, I would like to thank everybody who helped contribute to this, I got a lot of good answers, a lot of true answers, and a lot of knee slapping funny answers. since we have all worked hard and reached the 101 (102) goal, we can now start another 101 with a different character, I've recieved a few private messages for people they want to see die, so I want to have a small election, you the people, have the chance to vote on these three people to have another 101 reasons why they need to die
Candidate #1 -Velius himself, Wiegraf
Candidate #2 -Mr. So called Sephiroth look alike, Elmdor Marquis (I honestly think he's cooler than sephiroth, don't know why)
Candidate #3 -The goat from hades, Dycedarg
I will check back in 3 days and I hope the voters come to a decision, have fun everyone
Del Murder
07-10-2005, 06:50 AM
I vote Elmdor, and I agree that he is cooler than Sephiroth.
Azure Chrysanthemum
07-10-2005, 08:48 AM
I do think Elmdor is cooler than Sephiroth, which is why I vote Wiegraf, especially since so many people have trouble with that fight.
darkblade117
07-10-2005, 09:47 AM
wiegraf... must die!
TurkSlayer
07-10-2005, 04:13 PM
Weigraf.
Eternal Dark Night
07-10-2005, 05:55 PM
uh i have to say Weigraf I hate him so much though he needs to die say um are you going to count these votes?
Khimbar2775
07-11-2005, 12:57 AM
I gotta say Elmdor cause 1) he is rather cooler than Sephy and 2) His fight is also rather hard, and you can't work it, like you can with Weigraf's fight (Scream your lungs out while using Chakra to build up like 6 turns, kill him, then kill the Zodiac in no more than two, if not one! :D)
Alright the votes are in and we are now gonna do another 101 reasons why...*drumroll* Wiegraf needs/needed to die! alright so lets get cracking
1)He was mean to his Chocobo I mean seriously, letting my goblin kill it in a counter like that! honestly!!1
2)He combined with a 4 armed sheep devil, that was my dream!!1
BG-57
07-13-2005, 04:06 AM
Not a new thread? Oh well.
3) Sold his soul for rock and roll.
4) Disrespected the memory of his sister.
Despotus
07-14-2005, 03:14 PM
5) He had Maintenence in the Orbonne Underground Book Storage battle, so I couldn't steal his equipment.
6) He sued me for taking Boco!! "Finders, keepers." I say...
Halenite
07-14-2005, 04:51 PM
64) (fill in the blank) Little boys
87) He went to the Monestary and touched all the little boys.
Saying things like this make me hate you both. Not something to joke about. bastards.
listen here Halenite, I'm not gonna say I agree with the guys who said that either, but if you're gonna hate people for what they say, either send them a private message to complain, or contribute the thread, alright, I don't need people doing that so kindly bottle your hate or do something about it, without ruining everyones fun, ok so that i'm not a hypocrite I'll post a few of my own
7)He tried singing and ruined a perfctly good song
8)He killed my goblin too (god that thing keeps dieing, maybe I should just let him stay dead)
Halenite
07-19-2005, 05:15 PM
Sorry, I guess I let my anger get the best of me.
9.) He turns into a sheep
quite alright everyone makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils
10)He ate my pencil
11)He stole my cape
12)I stole his chocobo ha ha ha
feioncastor
07-21-2005, 05:53 AM
13. He took a cheap shot at Gustav, the more down-to-earth of the two.
14. He married Miluda at age 14, just outside Little Rock, Arkansas.
15. His favorite pokemon is Pikachu.
16. He, like Algus, voted for George W. Bush.
Takara
07-21-2005, 10:26 AM
17. He stole my lunch money.
Ragnarok
07-22-2005, 08:51 AM
As much nas I hate him, I have to sympathize with the fact that in a tough world, the only way to get ahead it to get your hand dirty. But the bastard had auto potion at Zeakden and that makes it kinda hard when you go in with low level characters sometimes.
Vengence
07-24-2005, 04:54 PM
I'll count the above as number 18.
19. This sort of goes for Algus and Weigraf: They are both like Hitler. Wanting certain groups of people, or people against them exterminated.
20. Weigraf did the same move to me over and over at Riovanes Castle! That damn Lightning Stab move!
Khimbar2775
07-24-2005, 09:11 PM
21) For having a Pair of Monks and a Chocobo at Lenalia Plateau, stupid healers.... (i think, anybody remember that battle with a knight also?)
Raven Bladewind
07-25-2005, 02:38 AM
Hateing algus looked like more... no fair
im going to put the reason i hate Algus anyway :tongue: ... He could use a learn a few knight skills as a squire i dont know why it does but it just annoys me
Dante WolfWood
11-25-2006, 04:20 AM
22.) Killed a perfectly good thread....THAT POMPOUS BOOTY SCRATCHER
edit: not THIS thread...somewhere else...
23.) made me look like and IDIOT!!!! YOU BANANA OF THE AMAZON MONKEYS YOU!!!!
eidit: alright, I'll give a real reason
24.) was just down right prejudice and stereotypical...dang him!!!
Kuroshima
11-25-2006, 03:46 PM
25) He killed my only powerful female monk I had once.
26) He's a pedofile.
27) He hates Women
28) He tried killing Ramza.
Kawaii Ryűkishi
11-25-2006, 07:49 PM
This thread is ancient.
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