My lips are chapped.

[fire_of_avalon]

But unseasonably so. Chapped lips are a symptom of the viles of winter, and we're in full spring in these parts!

Do you ever go through icky bad things during the wrong time of year. Like chapped lips in springtime or summer flus?

[eestlinc]

my lips never get chapped and i refuse to ever use any lip products on them. I attribute this to daily practice of a brass instrument.

so if you have problems with chapped lips, don't bust out the carmex, but out a trombone!

[TheAbominatrix]

My lips are always chapped. It doesnt bother me too much, its an excuse to pile on the Strawberry LipSmackers.

I have a tendency to have allergy troubles at random times. Sneezing, runny nose, watery eyes at random points in the year... though then again, I live in California and the weather never changes enough to effect the plant life, so maybe that's it.

[DMKA]

This thread made me put on more ChapStick.

My lips get chapped out of nowhere, reguardless of the weather...it's strange.

[Sasquatch]

This thread made me put on more ChapStick.

My lips get chapped out of nowhere, reguardless of the weather...it's strange.

Ditto. To both parts.

I don't really get summer flus, but my allergies come and go whenever they please.

[Yamaneko]

I find myself hating people during Spring.

[Caspian]

I laugh at your misfortune!

[Mercen-X]

This thread made me put on more ChapStick.

My lips get chapped out of nowhere, reguardless of the weather...it's strange.

Ditto. To both parts.

I don't really get summer flus, but my allergies come and go whenever they please.
My lips are chapped when I wake in the morning. I don't wear lip stuff because it doesn't do anything, my chapped lips prevail over any synthetic product. I bet if I were making out with girls, my lips wouldn't be chapped.

[Rainecloud]

I suffer from Hayfever in the spring/summer months, which makes me feel like I have the flu constantly. I only suffer from chapped lips in the winter, though (if at all).

[Nod]

Recently ive been going through a spate of having cracks at the corners of my mouth. i dont know why, but would put it down to general stress and lack of sleep. it very annoying!

[Devourment]

Hmmm, not really.

I'm much more irritable in the summer than I am any other part of the year though.

[WildRaubtier]

I used to get chapped lips every year. But now I don't. Because I am superior!

[Dr.K]

I usually get chapped lips either if I'm run down or if it's winter. I usually get a chest infection once a year, usually around the middle of winter too. It's almost become routine :(

[Loony BoB]

I'm a firm believer of chapstick falling into the "the more you use it, the more you need it" category. I don't put stuff on my lips and I don't play the trombone either, I also live in Scotland and it gets pretty damned cold over here (and used to live in NZ and it gets pretty warm there) and I've never had any massive troubles. Maybe a day or so on some rare occasion, but I won't use it then either. I train my lips to take care of themselves. :p

[Meat Puppet]

I've never had chapped lips and never sucked anything.

[Chris]

I have eczema all year around, it tend to go worse when it's winter or cold outside. o_O

[Psychotic]

Hey foa, want me to kiss 'em better? :joey:

....BECAUSE I WON'T! NOT AFTER LAST TIME! ...I'm still picking the beef jerky out of my hair.

Anyway, I think I sweat more in Summer than Winter, but that's true of everyone.

[fire_of_avalon]

Making out doesn't cure chapped lips, you goofs. It makes them hurt worse.

I mean, what?

[Resha]

Meh. I experienced winter ONCE...and my lips went all chapped and peeling. I just used lotsa lotsa vaseline on 'em. :D And my hands went dry and wrinkly whenever I put them in too much water. :(

Summer, rain. :S I stay the same as far as I know. But in winter sometimes I think I will get frostbite. :( WHY?

[Psychotic]

Making out doesn't cure chapped lips, you goofs. It makes them hurt worse.

I mean, what?Oh alright, here's an alternative joke, just for you :love:

I guess that means we can't make out anymore, huh? :(

[fire_of_avalon]

Not until my lips feel better :(

[Old Manus]

Okay Snake, you have chapped lips. These are a real danger to your mission. To cure this, press START and go into the SURVIVAL VIEWER. Then, press the L2 and R2 buttons to select the item 'LIPBALM'. Then use it on your lips and you'll be better in no time.
Also, remember to use the KNIFE to take bullets out of your face.

[Destai]

My lips are often chapped and I hate having to put on chap stick. Its irritating.

[Old Manus]

*kicks in ball sack*

[Ashi]

My lips get chapped all the time, doesn't matter what time of the year or what time of the day. I use lip balm, though, and it seems to help a lot.

[Kamiko]

I always have to borrow other peoples chapstick because the chapstick tubes are so small I always lose them. I always end up using my twin brothers.... DAMN THE ORGANIZATION OF IT ALL!

[Ism]

I used to get chapped lips every year. But now I don't. Because I am superior!

[rubah]

I have a tube of chapstick with me at all times.

[Rest In Pieces]

my lips never get chapped and i refuse to ever use any lip products on them. I attribute this to daily practice of a brass instrument.

so if you have problems with chapped lips, don't bust out the carmex, but out a trombone!


I play Tuba!!! I still get the occasional chapped lip though... :cry:

[Shlup]

I find that my lips are baby smooth after making out with my boyfriend. I recommend it.

During the Summer I used to get killer nose bleeds, but not really anymore. I went through a period last year where I got nosebleeds for a good 20+ minutes, bad enough that when I was alone I'd call for someone to come be with me for fear of passing out. I have no idea what caused those though.

[Sasquatch]

I find that my lips are baby smooth after making out with my boyfriend. I recommend it.

But not all of us have access to your boyfriend.

As far as my experiences have gone, however, a good makeout session does tend to help clear up the chapped lips.

[Shlup]

I find that my lips are baby smooth after making out with my boyfriend. I recommend it.

But not all of us have access to your boyfriend.
Well if you want you can draw his face on your hand and make out with that. I'll allow it.

[Rye]

Did anyone make a reference to Napoleon Dynamite yet? :(

[fire_of_avalon]

Nope. Go right ahead.

[Yamaneko]

You know what they say about chapped lips? Cold air.