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Dan longfletch
05-10-2005, 01:06 PM
what the hell are sloppy joes?

Devourment
05-10-2005, 01:12 PM
Sounds like a fast food place to me...

TheAbominatrix
05-10-2005, 01:19 PM
It's ground beef cooked in a special sauce and served on a bun.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
05-10-2005, 01:19 PM
A sloppy joe is a Man's sandwich. It consists of a plain hamburger bun filled with sweet ground beef soaking in beef juices, and with each bite taken, bits of it spill out and splatter all over your girlfriend's body.

TheAbominatrix
05-10-2005, 01:20 PM
A sloppy joe is a Man's sandwich. It consists of a plain hamburger bun filled with sweet ground beef soaking in beef juices, and with each bite taken, bits of it spill out and splatter all over your girlfriend's body.

What have I told you about sharing our fetishes with the general public?

Devourment
05-10-2005, 01:27 PM
what the hell are sloppy joes?Actually I'm just wondering... why do you want to know?

Chris
05-10-2005, 01:49 PM
Where I live a Sloppy Joe is a Turkey Barbeque sandwich.

Dr.K
05-10-2005, 02:10 PM
I always wondered what a 'Sloppy Joe' was actually. The day of enlightenment hath come.

TheAbominatrix
05-10-2005, 02:13 PM
They're really really good. I think I shall have some for dinner tonight.

theundeadhero
05-10-2005, 03:45 PM
A long time ago it was the name of my warrior on Diablo Battlenet. I was Sloppy Joe and my cousin was Stinky Sam. Oh, the havok we caused!

Caspian
05-10-2005, 04:22 PM
Don't they serve sloppy joes in every corner of the worlds' school cafeterias?

What the Hell is a Dan Longfletch?

Jack Skellington
05-10-2005, 04:27 PM
It really sound quite horrible.
I'm not too keen on the idea of such fatty food.

Nod
05-10-2005, 04:50 PM
how the hell do you turn a phrase?

boris no no
05-10-2005, 04:53 PM
sorry but whenever i hear sloppy joes i cannot keep a straight face!! sound soooooooo rude! xD :D

back to the matter the actual FOOD does sound nummy. theres nothing like the feel of greasy food running down your throat! :tongue: :p

Dking'squeen
05-10-2005, 04:53 PM
All I know is that it's Manwich on a bun or something like that.

Jojee
05-10-2005, 04:54 PM
A sloppy joe is a Man's sandwich. It consists of a plain hamburger bun filled with sweet ground beef soaking in beef juices, and with each bite taken, bits of it spill out and splatter all over your girlfriend's body. Scary, especially since I thought this thread said "Sloppy Joels" :greenie:

Necronopticous
05-10-2005, 04:56 PM
A sloppy joe is a Man's sandwich.
This is horribly accurate, the product that you smother your ground beef in is often formally called "Manwich Sauce". Delicious.

Jess
05-10-2005, 05:30 PM
Theres a diner in the UK called Sloppy Joe's. It's actually really nice food there.

FF freak
05-10-2005, 08:01 PM
Sloppy joes taste best with a slice of cheese. Seriously, where would we be without cheese?

XxSephirothxX
05-10-2005, 10:16 PM
What you should be asking is...what the hell is falafel? :spin:

-N-
05-10-2005, 10:21 PM
No, that's definitely not what you should be asking.

The only manwich I ever had was... well... it wasn't beef, let's leave it at that. :p

YukiKiro
05-10-2005, 10:24 PM
i know exactly how the sloppy joe got started. however it is a nasty story that even the creator of it didn't reviel until his dieing day. i'll leave it at the fact that its something i know and you don't want to know, because other wise you may never eat a sloppy joe again.

T-MaN
05-10-2005, 10:27 PM
I don't eat Sloppy Joes seeing how my so-called "BiG" city doesn't have one. :mad:

eestlinc
05-10-2005, 10:28 PM
But then my friend sloppy joe came
And joined my side
He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady
The kids wouldn't eatcha
You should be shakin' her hand
And sayin' please to meet ya
She gives you a purpose
And she gives you a goal
You should be kissin' her feet
And kissin' her mole

Dragon Ash
05-10-2005, 10:33 PM
Wow, they sound even more disgusting than I thought. For some reason I always thought they would have mashed potato in them. :confused:

Meh, I think I'll just stick with my blood sausage and haggis served in a sheeps stomach! :D

Strider
05-10-2005, 11:25 PM
http://users.qconline.com/~myrnajoy/images/sloppy_joe.jpg

The food of the gods. :D

Shlup
05-11-2005, 12:38 AM
Mm... sloppy joes... *drool*

eestlinc
05-11-2005, 12:39 AM
damn Strider, now I'm hungry!

Dr.K
05-11-2005, 12:42 AM
It certainly looks cardio-licious. Time to order!

Ace Protorney
05-11-2005, 12:43 AM
I want some now. :( I'm having soup instead.

Flamethrower
05-11-2005, 12:44 AM
Sloppy Joes are delicious. It's one of the few things that even my school cafeteria can't screw up.

Kamiko
05-11-2005, 12:47 AM
I think I'm gonna be sick...:barf:

My name is...something..?
05-11-2005, 12:51 AM
*drools* I seriously did not need to see that picture right now, Strider!!!!
Damn, might as well not fight it...*goes to make sloppy joe*

Ace Protorney
05-11-2005, 12:59 AM
I think I'm gonna be sick...:barf:

What's wrong with Sloppy joes? It's basically thick spaghetti meat sauce in buns.

Kamiko
05-11-2005, 01:03 AM
VEGETARIAN!!

Rase
05-11-2005, 02:20 AM
what the hell are sloppy joes?

Quite delicious.


As a side note, Proto's sig scares me. :(

Mercen-X
05-11-2005, 02:33 AM
how the hell do you turn a phrase?
How do you half-expect something?


A long time ago, some guy was hungry. He only a slice of bread, an ounce of beef, and some weird ingredients he didn't all that might trust. An old ingine feller came and taught him what he could do with those weird ingredients, and thus the Sloppy Bobby was born. The Sloppy Bobby was later decided to be a lame name for such a fine feast, so they changed it Sloppy Jacob and then to Sloppy John. Inetivably, it was decided that it would make more sense for some reason to call them Sloppy Joes and that's the history of the food that I'm about to eat. *turns* HEY! Where's the beef?

Also, it was later learned that that there ingine feller was actually from SOUTH of the border . . . and that because the two were drunk they ended making . . .

escobert
05-11-2005, 03:08 AM
I want one now :(

Strider
05-11-2005, 08:21 AM
My work here is done. :D

Dan longfletch
05-11-2005, 04:07 PM
what the hell are sloppy joes?Actually I'm just wondering... why do you want to know?its just one of those things you hear and dont know what it is or what it means

War Angel
05-11-2005, 04:44 PM
What you should be asking is...what the hell is falafel?
Falafel is an Arabic food (eaten mainly in Israel, strangely enough, and is considered a national food). It's a pita-bread, filled with fried tehina-balls, plus salad, humous, and basically anything else you'd care to stuff in there, including potato chips and meat. I love it. :)

http://www.veggiswelt.de/images/falafel.jpg
http://www.goodlife.co.uk/Assets/photos/falafel.gif
:D

DarkLadyNyara
05-11-2005, 07:40 PM
what the hell are sloppy joes?
You don't want to know my first thought on that. Let's just say that it involves a running joke about drive-thru brothels...

Endless
05-11-2005, 08:38 PM
Ha! Even I, a French, have eaten sloppy joes. *wins*