Create a console!

[BlueThunder]

if you had a console or running system what would it be? What would it do? what would it look like?

mine would be fluro blue, and called the thunderbox! it plays games such as...

Thunderman-a game starring none other than yours truly! get snickers bar for health!

Thunderracing- race along tracks with a variet of racers, such as Tiswas, Bluethunder, Soulhunter, and a number of others!

only $10000! buy buy buy!

[Meat Puppet]

Mine would be a hoop and a stick.

[WildRaubtier]

Mine would be a a whip and some leather straps.

Oh, Tiffany-dahling~

[boris no no]

mine would be made of scallotape (sp??) and bread.
it would be a l33t h4ckin m4chin3 xD

[Meat Puppet]

How much does that cost, boris no no? I want one.

[boris no no]

well their custom made and needs to be made in certain conditions.....
i guess i could sell them cheaper to you.....only £100,000!

[WildRaubtier]

Are one of those conditions, it has to be made in a brothel?

Because I can like, help out with that.

[Meat Puppet]

Whenever I see £ I assume that means free.

[boris no no]

Whenever I see £ I assume that means free.
*kills*
then one hundred billion dollars! *doc evil smirk*
xD

[Dr.K]

I'd weld every console in existence on top of one another, and call it, "Le Console". Then I'd take 200 grams of flour, two egg yolks...

[Devourment]

I have not a clue. But I know I'll be putting pretty patterns on it, like this:

[Fire_T]

Mine would be an explosion station...Basically, when you put a game in, the console either explodes or loads the game normally, its a completely random outcome, basically, its all based on chance and luck

[Psychotic]

A vial of anthrax. I'd advertise it with Nintendo games.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Pretty much a beefed up version of the Neo Geo. With only a hardcore 2D graphics engine with TONS of audio channels so games can play and SOUND awesome. That's what matters in games to me, gameplay and sound. Screw 3D graphics.

[Old Manus]

I made one a few years ago.

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0006675BU.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Pure Strife]

As long as it had surround sound and gave a good hummer I wouldn't care what else it did. Be nice if it had some new 2D Sonic on it though.

[Samuraid]

That's what matters in games to me, gameplay and sound. Screw 3D graphics.

Very true.

[Shlup]

Mine would be a PC with XBox controllers plugged into it. Like the one we have in the livingroom with all the emulators on it... Yay!

[Yamaneko]

Gamestation 256... slightly faster... TO THE MAX!!!

[Samuraid]

Mine would be a PC with XBox controllers plugged into it. Like the one we have in the livingroom with all the emulators on it... Yay!

Yeah, I was originally going to say that my console would consist of 8 Opteron 852 CPUs and 16GB of ram, loaded up with all available emulators. :D

[Shlup]

Yeah, I was originally going to say that my console would consist of 8 Opteron 852 CPUs and 16GB of ram, loaded up with all available emulators. :D
We have a cheap-o little computer in the living room made out of scraps just for that purpose. Huzzah for playing California Games and Mario Kart on the same PC! :D

[SilentBlade]

My plan would be to make people kill other people unwittingly.

eg. A "virtual reality" helmet (just a helmet with normal goggles)
A sub machine gun

Instructions: Step onto a busy main street. put on your Vr.Helm; you are now in the virtual world! get your sub machine gun and kill the virtual people! the more you kill the more points you earn! If vitual police\SWAT\The army come, it's a bonus stage! :D

[Samuraid]

Instructions: Step onto a busy main street. put on your Vr.Helm; you are now in the virtual world! get your sub machine gun and kill the virtual people! the more you kill the more points you earn! If vitual police\SWAT\The army come, it's a bonus stage! :D

You play for keeps. If you lose, you won't be playing the 'game' again. :p

[Quina]

It would be shaped like a giant X.

[oww my gastric bypass!]

I would have ultimate super nintendo! I liked super nintendo!