[Insert general newbie title here]

[SNOOZER]

Hi guys. I was bored at work and like any other generic american employee I wasted my time surfing the interweb. I came across this site. I was drawn in by the pretty banner. The next thing I knew my boss started spanking me. Moral of the story; it's ok to slack off at work, but don't get spanked by your boss. The cool thing is I got to spank her right back. Because where I work, we're all awesome like that.

Anyways, just saying hello.

[withered]

Hi n00b.

[Psychotic]

Hello to you. Interweb? Slacking off? Spanking? I don't know what kind of job you have, but I want one!

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

DANG IT PSY, you always steal my comments!!!! XD.

[SNOOZER]

Psychotic: Sure, if you want hordes upon hordes of jerks always cramping your style and trying to out do you on break dancing competitions when you are clearly the man!? It's the last job you'd want to have. Seriously though it's very boring hehe.

[DMKA]

Hi. I love you already.

[Cybele]

Hiya! Welcome to EoFF! :)

[Shadow_Wolf 6354]

:twak:haha blackie
hi newbie

:shoot:

[Raven Nox]

I have fallen in love with you and your avi.

HI!!!!!

*tackle*

[SNOOZER]

Yeay, I'm loved, tackled.. and shot at by emoticons. Neato!

[Apollo]

Hello and welcome to EoFF.
Be my friend, or suffer....... Please!! :greenie:

[Shlup]

Inter-office spanking! WOO!

[Leeza]

Hello. Welcome to EoFF. :)

[Shadow_Wolf 6354]

the shooting thing isnt personel............i do it all the time


:shoot:

[SNOOZER]

No offense taken shadow13

Awesome sig ShlupQuack. Fight Club just happens to be my favorite book/movie. ^^

[Shlup]

It's my favorite movie too. Almost my favorite book... not quite. :)

[Samuraid]

Welcome. :D

[Faris]

W! :cookie: ?

[Mercen-X]

Wake the hell up, Snoozer! lol

[Agent Proto]

Hi guys. I was bored at work and like any other generic american employee I wasted my time surfing the interweb. I came across this site. I was drawn in by the pretty banner. The next thing I knew my boss started spanking me. Moral of the story; it's ok to slack off at work, but don't get spanked by your boss. The cool thing is I got to spank her right back. Because where I work, we're all awesome like that.

Anyways, just saying hello.

That's awesome. You can spank your boss. Is she like one of those corporate hotties I hear about? Also, I'm nominating you for Best Newbie! Stick around and join in the Ciddies fun. It's like the Oscars, except cooler.

[My name is...something..?]

Well, hello there.

If I wasn't so conspicuous about everything going on, I'd actually say more, but infortunately the slice of cheese in my fridge is plotting an assassination attempt in ten minutes. I have to send in a purge team before that time. Est: time is five minutes. If this plan works I'll see you later. If it doesn't, remember this post and cherish it forever.
*goes off to face an uncertain future*

[Shadow_Wolf 6354]

something is strange...............



:shoot:

[Shauna]

Welcome!!! :D :D

[Jojee]

Some people get off on that, you know ;) Spanking, that is.

Hello!

[Caspian]

<b>Welcome to EoFF. Don't forget to wipe.</b>

[Devourment]

Eckt, less of the sick comments.

Welcome to EoFF SNOOZER. Hmmm, snoozing.. I like doing that!
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZzz*


I don't snore though... seriously. :-/ :p

[Resha]

OH NICE. xDDD Your story is not for the faint of heart. ^_^ But you have persevered, and here you aaaaaaare~! <3 WELCOME! :love:

[SNOOZER]

I feel certainly welcomed ^_^

Ciddies? Like the Oscars except cooler eh? Sounds like fun, I'm in.

The boss is quite the generic corporate hottie. We went to her house one day for an office party. Long story short, it was the best ice cream cake I've had.... and more *suggestively insconspicuous wink*

[Jess]

Awww, I'm late.
Welcome anyways. :D

[DarkLadyNyara]

Hi! Welcome to EoFF! You seem fairly weird, so you should fit in just fine. :D

I want ice-cream cake now...

[Craig]

What are you? Some kind of Super Newbie?

[Megami]

welcome :)

[Dragon Ash]

[Insert general welcome message here]

Newbie, I think I speak for everyone here when I say SPANK US howdy.

:drool:

[SNOOZER]

Yes I am in fact a super newbie. One is born every 2 or 3 centuries. Here are my stats.

Name: SNOOZER
Class: Super Newbie
Level: 1 (Next Level in 50 EXP)
HP: 100/100
MP: 52/52

STR: 8
INT: 12
AGI: 10
DEX: 9
CON: 14
CHR: 6

Resitances:
Fire: 2%
Water: 30%
Earth: 4%
Wind: 13%

Weak against: Sleep

Skills:
Dance Machine - (MP cost 6) SNOOZER performs a very hip and far out dance. Non-elemental based. May cause confusion, paralyze, or stone.

Magic:
N/A

[XxSephirothxX]

Hullo. :)

[Armisael]

Welcome!^_^

[Agent Proto]

You're even better than Loony BoB. You're not just a Newbie, but a Super Newbie!

<3

[Misfit]

KIRI-FREAKIN'-YAMA!

[SNOOZER]

Kiri-freakin'-yama is right!

I didn't even know you go to these forums. Small world I suppose. *Headbutts Ty-to-the-izzle-No*

[Misfit]

Yep, it's in my LJ info d00d~ x) *dies*

[SNOOZER]

I never check peoples LJ info... well maybe I do, but I never click on any of their links because more than likely, I will hate it. *punch!*

[Loony BoB]

You're even better than Loony BoB. You're not just a Newbie, but a Super Newbie!

<3
I see how it is. :(

[Dragon Ash]

Poor BoB. You'll always be my favourite newbie. :)

[Agent Proto]

You're even better than Loony BoB. You're not just a Newbie, but a Super Newbie!

<3
I see how it is. :(

Don't worry. You're the ultimate Newbie, and no one can take that away from you. :) *hugs*