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[Shlup]

I woke up this morning with my eye swollen half shut. I'm in class and people keep looking at me.

I HATE SPIDERS.


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[Craig]

You should wear an Eyepatch.

[gokufusionss1]

and a skull and crossbones hat

[Yamaneko]

pix plz

[Shlup]

Gimmie those things and I'd so wear 'em.

EDIT: Ha! I know better than to create evidence of this mutation for later.

[Rye]

If you have long hair, which you do, maybe keep your head hung over so hair covers that eye is good to do?

[Shlup]

Okay, so I'll not only look like a mutant but a retard. Thanks. ;___;

[Chris]

They'll get you whatever you do, they get in everywhere... don't fight it... they always win. :(

[Yamaneko]

http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper410/stills/7d0xqcit.jpg

[Craig]

If you have long hair, which you do, maybe keep your head hung over so hair covers that eye is good to do?

The Ring stylee?

[Rye]

If you have long hair, which you do, maybe keep your head hung over so hair covers that eye is good to do?

The Ring stylee?

Bad advice, I guess. You can pretend to be Elle, like that photo. xD

[gokufusionss1]

if you look like a retard no one would look at you for fear of offending you it's win win.

[Psychotic]

http://www.funkyfridge.com/shop/images/AB-BP-24818.jpg

[Resha]

Poor Shlup. KILL A STUPID SPIDER AND VENT! :) Even though it's mean to kill things.

[TasteyPies]

*Laughs loudly*

*cough* karma *cough*

[Rainecloud]

At least you didn't swallow it.

Actual footage:
http://photos1.flickr.com/679890_72ed289678_m.jpg

[SNOOZER]

More like:

http://mccullochs.on.ca/acatalog/ewo044.jpeg

That's ShlupQuack?

http://thingsofstuff.homestead.com/files/hititClintonDole.jpg

[Shlup]

*Laughs loudly*

*cough* karma *cough*
FOR WHAT? :aimmad:

The swelling hasn't gone down at all... I wonder if people think I'm just mutated. Haha.

[Calliope]

*stares at Raine's post*

*never sleeps again*

*is looking around the student cafe in fear, almost FREAKING OUT but not quite*

[eestlinc]

seriously.

[Calliope]

SERIOUSLY! THAT IMAGE SHOULD BE PUT IN A SPOILER TAG IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE DON'T ASK ME I'M JUST SITTING HERE TWITCHING SLOWLY LOSING THE CAPACITY TO BREATHE MY GOD WHAT IF THE SPIDERS ARE INVISIBLE AND I'M INHALING THEM RIGHT NOW AND THEY'RE BUSY SUFFOCATING ME WITH THEIR TINY SPIDERWEBS AND THEY PLAN TO MAKE SPIDER BABIES AND THE BABIES WILL SCURRY AROUND MY NERVOUS SYSTEM AND EAT ME ALIVE?

[Cuchulainn]

You're lucky you're not in Iraq...imagine waking up with this thing hugging your face, it's a Camel Spider...two unusually big Camel Spiders.

http://www.washingtondispatch.com/culture/archives/spider65.jpg

[eestlinc]

does it eat camels?

[Shlup]

I'M NOT OPENING THIS THREAD ANY MORE!

[Yamaneko]

Haha, someone posted that at Fool's Gold a few months back. Everyone was freaking out and I said something and then someone quoted me. :cool:

[Shadow_Wolf 6354]

do the camels eat them?



:shoot:

[FF freak]

If your going with the whole pirate look don't forget the parot. He might eat the spiders! Or a monkey! Some monkeys eat insects.

[WildRaubtier]

This incident reminds me vaguely of the time I woke up and thought a spider had nested on my face.

Boy, I had to change my sheets that day.

[XxSephirothxX]

do the camels eat them?
I'd say quite the opposite.

does it eat camels?
:D

[Cuchulainn]

does it eat camels?

Camel spiders, also known as wind spiders, wind scorpions, and sun scorpions, are a type of arthropod found (among other places) in the deserts of the Middle East. They're technically not spiders but solifugae (although, like spiders, they belong to the class Arachnida).

Camel spiders (so named because, like camels, they can be found in sandy desert regions) grow to be moderately large (about a 5" leg span),; they can move very quickly in comparison to other arthropods (a top speed of maybe 10 MPH); they make no noise; and they capture prey without the use of either venom or anesthetic. Camel spiders rely on speed, stealth, and the (non-venomous) bite of powerful jaws to feed on small prey such as other arthropods (e.g., scorpions, crickets, pillbugs), lizards, and possibly mice or birds. They use only three pairs of legs in running; the frontmost pair (called pedipalpa) is held aloft and used in a similar manner to the antennae of insects. Camel spiders shun the sun and generally hide during the day, coming out at night to do their hunting.

Editors Note: They're f**kin fugly. Luckily in Ireland our spiders are tiny & not one is dangerous. We have no venomous or dangerous-to-humans type animals or insects/arachnids....what a boring little island.

[Shadow_Wolf 6354]

i'll say.no damger of a horrible, spider driven,painful death...............no holiday there for me..


:shoot:

[Shlup]

Hey... I just noticed the swelling's almost gone. Woo hoo! I was afraid if it didn't go down I'd have to watch Episode III with sadness. D:

[Luc]

Spiders are evil, and arachnophobia sucks. :(

[Rainecloud]

You've all watched The Return of The King, and you didn't complain about that.

[black orb]

http://p.vtourist.com/1671331-spider_camel-Dubai.jpg
>>> Camel spider.

[Devourment]

I sometimes think that when I'm just about to wake up, that my eyes won't open or something like that. :(

[Polaris]

One day I went to another school to have lunch and we were having lunch and we saw a big spider climibing down the wall... We all ran away...

[Jess]

Spiders are the devil. :(

[YukiKiro]

i'm not highly arachniphobic, but if i saw one of those things on me, i'd freak.

[MoonZapdos]

If I saw a spider as big as that, i would panic and run for hours without stopping. :O_O:

[Sasquatch]

Think about laying sandbags or filling Hescos and having one of them things run up your arm. All the way up your arm, until it gets to your shoulder, and then falls off. ... I almost ruined a good pair of pants that day.

That was the third time one of them damn things crawled on me, the other two time, one just ran across my hand (a smaller one, maybe three inches long), and another ran up my arm to my elbow.

Those things are damn hard to shoot, too. Quick.

[mike without a hat]

sasquatch, a smaller one is 3 inches! are you crazy, thats a huge spider in my opinion
ugh i hate spiders especially when theyre in the shower, i always get a creepy feeling like there are gonna be tons more spiders and bugs all around me after i see them
once i was putting on a pair of pants after my shower and when they were on a spider fell out the leg, it was so disgusting and i was paranoid all day
anyway
me = pirate

[Shlup]

You've all watched The Return of The King, and you didn't complain about that.
I did! I did a hell of a lot!