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FF freak
05-18-2005, 06:38 PM
No. I'm not dropping the F-bomb. What are smurfs? See Papa Smurf has a beard so that would seem to indicate that their mamals yet their a colony with one female which would indicate that their insects. Soooo what are they?

Blackmageboi
05-18-2005, 06:43 PM
i dont know but i have always wanted to know what colour they go if you strangle them

FiragaBreak
05-18-2005, 06:44 PM
It would be purple.

Jess
05-18-2005, 06:47 PM
It would be purple.

Or Green? :D

EDIT: And as far as I'm concerned they are just cartoons. :p

FF freak
05-18-2005, 06:48 PM
They'd probably turn lighter blue.

ZuZu
05-18-2005, 07:03 PM
I remember how I watched these when I was a kid. Have a video too if someone is interested and the language is Finnish :p

http://www.koulut.naantali.fi/opettajat/armi.lumiharju/smurf.jpg http://edu.joroinen.fi/~jou/kuvat/smurffit28.gif

Rainecloud
05-18-2005, 07:11 PM
Midgets scare me.

Psychotic
05-18-2005, 07:39 PM
I'd like to fuck a smurf. OK I wouldn't but hey, swear filter humour is the greatest!

Yamaneko
05-18-2005, 07:40 PM
I hear they smurf off quite a bit.

Destai
05-18-2005, 07:42 PM
oh you mean... http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/smurf.htm
:/

Rye
05-18-2005, 07:43 PM
I don't like smurfs. ;________;

Shlup
05-18-2005, 08:37 PM
They're fish.

Naw, they're mammals. Smurfette isn't one female servicing a group of males... she was created by Gargamel, so without that the Smurfs wouldn't have a female at all.

TasteyPies
05-18-2005, 09:31 PM
Smurfs are smurfs!


oh you mean... *lewd* :/

:eek: wow..... bad.....

Vyk
05-18-2005, 10:34 PM
If that's that ass-licking flash, no thanks. Retarded. But if this was indeed a serious question, I had a speaker in my senior art class that was trying to get people interested in going to college for um... "animation". Cartoons, CG and whatnot. Anyway, he used the smurfs as an example. How they only go 15 frames per second and stuff. And according to him the cartoon is based off of German folklore. But a lot of liberties are taken with the source material so really I don't know if that can even be considered. Though I honestly don't know what the thing was in Germany that they used but if you're curious that should get you a good start on solving the mystery.

DMKA
05-19-2005, 03:28 AM
That show was so symbolicly racist.

Tonepoet
05-19-2005, 03:37 AM
They're small human in shape, wear clothes and some have visable body hair. I'd put them in with any other "mystical" (for lack of a better word) creatures out there. They're like Hobbits, Dwarves and Elves except Smurfish. And I do not mean that they are fish, I'm only I'm using a suffix. I think that's all there really is to say on the subject as I don't remember watching the show long enough to remember anything specific about their origins or anything of the like.

Loony BoB
05-19-2005, 09:51 AM
Smurfs are, well, smurfs. Much like humans are, well, humans. I would imagine that they are mammals due to them being incredibly humanoid in nature and because of how they care for their young. They don't seem like insects to me. Not having six legs kind of gives it away. Don't insects have to have six legs? Anyway, yeah, I'd say they're either mammals or else an entirely new animal group of their own.

boris no no
05-19-2005, 11:57 AM
oh you mean... http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/smurf.htm
:/
there goes my innocence.... :cry:
i loved the smurfs when i was younger, they were cool.
especially garamell! he was the bestest!

Devourment
05-19-2005, 12:03 PM
A Smurf is a Smurf. & I don't like them. :eep:

Chris
05-19-2005, 12:07 PM
Meat Puppet is teh one and only smurf.

Vyk
05-19-2005, 02:50 PM
oh you mean... http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/smurf.htm
:/
there goes my innocence.... :cry:
i loved the smurfs when i was younger, they were cool.
especially garamell! he was the bestest!
Gargamel got even better when Hagatha arrived on the scene... "Come here, Gargy-pooh!" >_>;;

boris no no
05-19-2005, 02:53 PM
Gargamel got even better when Hagatha arrived on the scene... "Come here, Gargy-pooh!" >_>;;
hahahahahaha! i remember that! :lol: :lol: :lol:
i :<3: the smurfs.

FF freak
05-19-2005, 05:21 PM
But they live in fungus. Very insect like.....