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Francis Begbie
05-19-2005, 04:44 PM
It's starting again next friday, joy.

Last year's was simply the height of desperation. Stick in a homophobe, a homosexual,a militant dyke, a nympho geordie, a brainless bloke with a couple of A-levels, a posh bird, Another posh bird, a black bloke who thinks he's 'da man' and a transexual who actually is 'da man' and you have yourselves a show

Pure Strife
05-19-2005, 08:13 PM
I'm going to close my eyes and ears, open my mind, and just pretend like it's not there.

Francis Begbie
05-27-2005, 01:08 AM
It starts tommorow.

Meat Puppet
05-27-2005, 02:02 AM
I'd rather kill myself.

gokufusionss1
05-27-2005, 02:13 AM
I'd rather kill meat puppet.

Psychotic
05-27-2005, 02:22 AM
I'd rather watch gokufusionss1 kill Meat Puppet.

Meat Puppet
05-27-2005, 02:24 AM
We've got a hit show already!

Raven Nox
05-27-2005, 02:26 AM
That's sad... really sad...

Mr. Graves
05-27-2005, 02:38 AM
I thought you were refering to the totaltarian government of 1984 at first. heheh. :P

Anyway, reality TV blows.

Raven Nox
05-27-2005, 03:21 AM
Agreed, Mr. Graves.

Chris
05-27-2005, 02:08 PM
If I have to sit through that trash once again, I'll cut somebody's hand OFF. OFF, I tell you, OFF. :nonono:

Xander
05-27-2005, 02:14 PM
Big Brother should die. My mother will be telling me all about it though, even when she knows I really, really don't care.

Project G
05-27-2005, 02:43 PM
NNNNNOOOOO!!!!! please no more Big Brother

My name is...something..?
05-27-2005, 02:48 PM
I thought this show died years ago.
Just shows how much attention I pay to it.
Had I not seen this thread, I'd never have known.

Carl the Llama
05-27-2005, 02:48 PM
whenever my sister talking about BB i simply cut her off by saying "fasenating" over and ove again untill she gets the message :D

Project G
05-27-2005, 02:50 PM
Why don't you just watch Big Brothers Twisted Sister, watch "Drawn Together" on MTV

Shoden
05-27-2005, 03:13 PM
your sitting in a house wtaching a group of psychos in a mad house


its bull <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif">


hey alot of geordie women are mad dont go stereotyping or ill set the crazy frog onto yous


id rather eat meat puppets corpse

Jess
05-27-2005, 03:19 PM
Please. God. No. :(

ThroneofDravaris
05-28-2005, 07:26 AM
Oh, but we all know that Big Brother is just a ploy by the New World Order to control the minds of the less dense beings.

Primus Inter Pares
05-28-2005, 12:18 PM
Oh, but we all know that Big Brother is just a ploy by the New World Order to control the minds of the less dense beings.

HAHAHAHA!

ROFLMAO! LOL!
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

Nicely said! BB sucks!

My name is...something..?
05-28-2005, 12:34 PM
Oh, but we all know that Big Brother is just a ploy by the New World Order to control the minds of the less dense beings.
Lol!! Well said!!!

Shoden
05-28-2005, 12:55 PM
its like 99% of reality Tv it sucks

Craig
05-28-2005, 01:01 PM
I walked past my living room a couple of times last night while it was on, what I saw was one of the housemates entry video, she claimed to have been abducted by Aliens 7 times. Then she arrived at the Big Brother site to enter the house dressed up in a Witch outfit, Broomstick included, my Heart turned to stone right at that point.

louby_4eva
05-28-2005, 01:39 PM
I don't like big brother but I always find out what's happening, my mum tells me everything, and it's always on my tv, she even watches it on E4 when there's no sound, it's silly. The housemates this year are kinda crazy.

Smile and Be happy :love:

nik0tine
05-28-2005, 06:57 PM
Me and all of my second level density friends are too spiritually advanced to watch reality TV.

DMKA
05-28-2005, 07:13 PM
Graves said it best.

Lord Chainsaw
05-28-2005, 11:22 PM
The sad thing is that some of the reality shows are actually some the most intelligent shows out there.

Shows like Survivor, The Mole and Big Brother are all about strategy. The players know the game is on 24/7. It's very interesting to see the strategies that develop and the personalities that come out due to those strategies when everything is non-scripted, and far more interesting than most other shows out there. You even see strategies develop in the Amazing Race, a show that is more about a team's own personal skill than it is the ability to screw everyone else over. The strategies also carry over every week, and the cache is not built up from scratch as it would be on most other shows.

And don't even start me on the Apprentice, by far the most highbrow show on television. Did you know there are college courses that actually study the Apprentice every week? Students have written reports on their findings about the show, about what to do and what not to do in the field of business to succeed.

But I didn't come in here expecting teenagers to like these shows anyways. The demographic for reality TV is around 21-49. I guess I'm an exception.

And I'm also going to admit not all reality shows are intelligent. Shows like American Idol, all that nanny crap, and Fear Factor are all terrible blights on the image of what Mark Burnett wanted this incredible field of television to be. And it's sad highly intelligent shows like The Will get cancelled after one episode while brainless reality shows like American Idol continue on for seasons. But alas.

Zeldy
05-30-2005, 04:14 PM
I usually dont mind BB, but i dont the housemates this year, i liked last years tho. VICTOR!
In this series probably.. Derek is my favourite. But i dont really watch it.
They keep making it so younger viewers cant watch it, which is really unfair =/

Dreddz
05-31-2005, 05:29 PM
OMFG
how can you hate BB
Its the best TV at the moment
Kamal is great

Cuchulainn
05-31-2005, 05:37 PM
I'm willing to bet half of you watch it secretly. I like it, it's funny. Sam & Saskia are absolute stunners ;)
But it is a pretty good show, they ARE pondlife freaks that are in the house but that makes it better.

Dreddz
05-31-2005, 05:52 PM
I watch it like 24hr's on E4 and am proud
Its such class

Science : My name is S-C-I-E-N-C-E
Kamal : I dont care if its A-B-C-D-E-F-G

Pure class !

DMKA
05-31-2005, 05:58 PM
The sad thing is that some of the reality shows are actually some the most intelligent shows out there.

Shows like Survivor, The Mole and Big Brother are all about strategy. The players know the game is on 24/7. It's very interesting to see the strategies that develop and the personalities that come out due to those strategies when everything is non-scripted, and far more interesting than most other shows out there. You even see strategies develop in the Amazing Race, a show that is more about a team's own personal skill than it is the ability to screw everyone else over. The strategies also carry over every week, and the cache is not built up from scratch as it would be on most other shows.

And don't even start me on the Apprentice, by far the most highbrow show on television. Did you know there are college courses that actually study the Apprentice every week? Students have written reports on their findings about the show, about what to do and what not to do in the field of business to succeed.

But I didn't come in here expecting teenagers to like these shows anyways. The demographic for reality TV is around 21-49. I guess I'm an exception.

And I'm also going to admit not all reality shows are intelligent. Shows like American Idol, all that nanny crap, and Fear Factor are all terrible blights on the image of what Mark Burnett wanted this incredible field of television to be. And it's sad highly intelligent shows like The Will get cancelled after one episode while brainless reality shows like American Idol continue on for seasons. But alas.
But the thing is, they aren't reality at all, they're just presented as such. Watch the credits sometime...there's a ton of script writers listed. All it is is cheaply shot television of random things, then people take it, write a story for the footage that they have, then edit the footage into such a fashion that it fits their little story. That's "reality" tv. It's basically like WWE/WCW/WWF/wrestling crap, except the scripting is done after the shooting rather than before.

And I refuse to join the other billion idiots who eat the <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"> up and believe it's real. Plus, why watch tv just to see other people do...real life stuff? o_O

Dreddz
05-31-2005, 06:24 PM
No one in America would know BB
And if you did, you would love it

Zeldy
05-31-2005, 06:28 PM
Well i wouldnt say they would love it..
It depends if you like reality tv shows, im not a huge fan of them myself, but saying that, when im old enough id like to go on a BB.
Vote Amy! :fpcold:

Dreddz
05-31-2005, 06:33 PM
Although I love it
I would never go on it
They would probably see my bits and theres always a few people that would hate you and make comments on you in newspapers
Not my cup of tea

Zeldy
05-31-2005, 07:02 PM
Although I love it
I would never go on it
They would probably see my bits and theres always a few people that would hate you and make comments on you in newspapers
Not my cup of tea

Now i would.. Not That but id like to go on one.

Dreddz
05-31-2005, 07:13 PM
The media will make up storys about you behind your back
And when your out, its to late :(

Zeldy
05-31-2005, 07:15 PM
Yeh, and?
Id be the cool one in the house :fpton:

Dreddz
05-31-2005, 07:26 PM
No matter who you are
they will come and get you !

Zeldy
05-31-2005, 07:36 PM
That isnt always the case, but your right, i would get killed by the press.
But what for?
Big News: Amy is the hottest housemate
XD

DMKA
05-31-2005, 07:48 PM
No one in America would know BB
And if you did, you would love it
What? They showed Big Brother here...about the same time as the first Survivor if I remember correctly.

Dreddz
05-31-2005, 07:52 PM
how ?
is there like a channel for British TV shows

Zeldy
05-31-2005, 10:17 PM
how ?
is there like a channel for British TV shows

I was talking to someone who lives in Canada about last years BB so they must do..
Are you allowed to vote?

Dreddz
06-01-2005, 12:10 AM
I dunno, Do they have there own BB in America ?

Lord Chainsaw
06-01-2005, 02:53 AM
But the thing is, they aren't reality at all, they're just presented as such. Watch the credits sometime...there's a ton of script writers listed. All it is is cheaply shot television of random things, then people take it, write a story for the footage that they have, then edit the footage into such a fashion that it fits their little story. That's "reality" tv. It's basically like WWE/WCW/WWF/wrestling crap, except the scripting is done after the shooting rather than before.

And I refuse to join the other billion idiots who eat the <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"> up and believe it's real. Plus, why watch tv just to see other people do...real life stuff? o_O

I really doubt The Apprentice and The Contender are fixed. Prove me wrong.

Dreddz
06-01-2005, 09:34 AM
The contender is definatly fixed

Zeldy
06-01-2005, 01:14 PM
The contender is definatly fixed

I dont think it is, How can it be?