Sweet Zombie Jesus!

[Rainecloud]

I made this thread a year or so ago, and it received a good response, so...

When people swear, they sometimes apologise and then replace the swear word with something similar and less offensive. For example, instead of saying 'S**t', you'd say 'Sugar'. Instead of saying 'Bastard', you'd say 'Barstool' or 'Basket'.

Do any of you do this? If so, what do you say in place of the swear word?

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Gosh damn it.

[Rusty]

I say 'flip' instead of f**k :p

[Meat Puppet]

But it gets confusing calling people baskets. And telling people to eat my sugar isn't very offensive at all.

[Orestes]

What the crap?

[boris no no]

at work i say stuff like poo and sugar and heck. just because i'll loose my job if i swear.

[My name is...something..?]

I say "Oh, Snap" or "shoot" instead of "Oh, S**T".

I say dang instead of damn most of the time.

[Loony BoB]

Gosh damn it.
Flipping heck, Kishi, don't give us that stuff! It's "Gosh darn it" and you know it.

Mother Teresa.

[Craig]

Freakin' hell.

[Ultima Shadow]

I made this thread a year or so ago
No, you made it a few hours ago! :spin:

:p

Erm... anyways... I sometimes say "cheese" instead of "SH*T."

[Psychotic]

Oh fu...ootball off you footballing cu...pboard.

[Meow]

i'm kind of explicit. :(

[louby_4eva]

I don't swear, so I've no need to replace swear words with other words, but I do call people silly heads. :p

Smile and Be happy :love:

[KuRt]

I say flappy ay! instead of fking ay!

[Fuzakeru]

Of course we all know who (http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/zombie_santa.jpg) in cahoots with zombie Jesus, don't we. Bwuahaha. O.o;

I don't hold back from swearing. I probably should though. -nods-

[Maxico]

SANTA IS A ZOMBIE PIRATE!

[Vyk]

Freaking. Fuggin'. Fecking. I only say it when I really mean it ;P I'm not afraid to cuss. I'm also not afraid to censor my cusswords.

...though I did used to have a problem. Reminds me of something I have saved... somewhere. One moment...


Vykrom: oh man
noitanigamI ruoY: yo
Vykrom: a could-be-me
Vykrom: you're not a man
noitanigamI ruoY: pardon @_@?
Vykrom: i was in a chat room earlier
Vykrom: an i said something
Vykrom: can't remember what
Vykrom: but i swore
Vykrom: an everyone's like "language please"
Vykrom: and now i find out one of those people is 18
Vykrom: wtf is he worried about my language for
Vykrom: he can watch porn
noitanigamI ruoY: i'm..so lost
noitanigamI ruoY: maybe he..doesn't like language?
Vykrom: yeah, like i used to be, he's a could-be-me
noitanigamI ruoY: vyk you censor bitch
Vykrom: are you calling me a censor bitch, or saying i do censor "b*tch"?
noitanigamI ruoY: lmfao
noitanigamI ruoY: you censor bitch as in
noitanigamI ruoY: lmao i'm so sorry
noitanigamI ruoY: censor bitch..lmfao
noitanigamI ruoY: as in you censor "bitch"
noitanigamI ruoY: CENSOR BITCH
noitanigamI ruoY: ok sorry..

[amratis]

I don't replace swear words atall and swear really badly quite alot. :( Very bad habit.

[omnitarian]

I usually catch my swears before I start saying them, so most of my curses turn into something absurd.

"Aw, monkey pants!"

"What the pies?"

And so on.

[Ashi]

I rarely swear IRL, so it's not really a habit so I wouldn't really think of replacing those words with less offensive words.

My friend used to say Fug instead of f**k, though. They used to have a few others that I don't really remember at the moment.

[Lindy]

I am a land-sailor.

[Pure Strife]

I swear whenever and wherever the feeling takes me.

[Jess]

When I swear I don't notice till I already have. So I don't get the chance to change it into another word.

[Alixsar]

Most of the time, if I'm in a situation where I can't swear, I swear anyway. And if someone gives me a hard time about it, I kill them.

[fire_of_avalon]

Gosh damn it.
Flipping heck, Kishi, don't give us that stuff! It's "Gosh darn it" and you know it.

Mother Teresa.

MOTHER TERESA!!!!!

I do it when I'm on my "I shouldn't cuss so much" kick. Then I don't care anymore and talk like a sailor.

[Destai]

OH F'F'FU'FU'FUDGE!

[StarlightAngel]

Freakin' hell
what the crap

Stuff like that.

[ShiggtyLuffLuff]

I avoid the <]{"G!"}[> word when I swear unless I hurt myself then it kinda slips. But I'm a potty mouth otherwise. =3

[DoomAntenna]

I tend to curse in university, but I have to make sure my language is perfectly clean when I'm at home. So usually my curse words get kind of caught in my throat and turn into a frustrated growl. I don't usually have time to think of other words to say instead.

[-N-]

Yeah, when I'm with my friends we cuss like sailors. But when I'm back home or at work or basically not around my peers I gotta keep cussing to a minimum. Basically I just avoid topics which would lead to me cussing.

[mike without a hat]

I swear sometimes when im not home but when i am home i have to stop.
I never use a replacement word though, ive really only heard my grandpa say son of a gun but thats pretty much it.

[Shin]

I don't usually replace my swear words, because its just feeble. Though I sometimes I use arsehole instead of a**hole...Sounds better imo

[rubah]

What the percy.
then the usual, crap freak friggin', etc.

My friend is fond of 'FOOT IT ALL TO HECK' and similar.


oh, and YOU SON OF A SACK.

[Snappie88]

I don't swear often, but when I do I just use the regular words everyone (well, not everyone when I look at this thread) uses.

Does this make me an outcast?

[Mercen-X]

freakin, frickin, facehole, holy crap, everything is uncensored.