Oh my, yes! I'll create some sort of DEATH CLOCK!

[Rainecloud]

Creative minds required.

If you had the money and ability to invent any machine of your choice, what would it be? And, more importantly, what would it do?

I'd create some sort of Star Trek-esque Holodeck. Imagine the possibilities!

And yourself?

[DMKA]

The Cokoocajoobox. It would transfer vast amounts of porn and stolen music from person to person.

Wait...

[boris no no]

i'd make a machine that made everyone happy and prancy for a day! xD the world filled with PINK!!! and LOVE!!!
yeay! *dances*
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[Resha]

i'd make a machine that made everyone happy and prancy for a day! xD the world filled with PINK!!! and LOVE!!!
yeay! *dances*
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Can I pre-order one!!?!?!?! ^_^ They'll sell like...er..hot cakes, they will! Which makes me wonder...why do hot cakes sell like hot cakes anyways?!

[boris no no]

i'd make a machine that made everyone happy and prancy for a day! xD the world filled with PINK!!! and LOVE!!!
yeay! *dances*
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Can I pre-order one!!?!?!?! ^_^ They'll sell like...er..hot cakes, they will! Which makes me wonder...why do hot cakes sell like hot cakes anyways?!
xD yeay! but the key ingredient is the essence of resh because you're always soooo happppieeeee! xD *huggles*

[Jojee]

I want one, too :p

I'll create a machine that makes hot, obediant, sweet boys ^_~ Then I'll go on a rampage and kill all men. Mmm....

Maybe not. :tongue:

[TasteyPies]

www.deathclock.com

[Rainecloud]

http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/1ACV08/03.mp3

[DMKA]

http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/1ACV08/03.mp3
You'd create a 404 error? LOL!

[Little Miss Awesome]

i'd make a machine that made everyone happy and prancy for a day! xD the world filled with PINK!!! and LOVE!!!
yeay! *dances*
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Can I pre-order one!!?!?!?! ^_^ They'll sell like...er..hot cakes, they will! Which makes me wonder...why do hot cakes sell like hot cakes anyways?!

Because they are hot!

[Rainecloud]

http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/1ACV08/03.mp3
You'd create a 404 error? LOL!

Works for me, son. Perhaps you're not clicking hard enough.

[KoShiatar]

I'd invent a teleport machine. Damn I hate Italian trains.

[omnitarian]

I'd invent a machine that produces vast amounts of clean, renewable energy.

... What, too boring? Okay, it makes its energy out of... cheetos. And mongooses.

[-N-]

You smurf with mongooses, I'll smurf you up so hard. BWA! :MEGAGLARE:

I'd invent nanosurgery robots that would replace conventional surgery and can be directed to heal any wound in my body, cure any disease, or augment any physical or mental abilities. Then I'd be superhuman. Oh wait, I'm already working on making that a reality. :p

In that case, I'd go with a teleportation thing. Or a rad flying car. :D

Or better yet, I'll make a random Vin Diesel Fact Generator. :shifty: (http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php)

[Jess]

I'd create a time machine. So whenever I made a mistake, I could just go back and change it. :rolleyes2

[KuRt]

Flyin belt. ORdinary belt that gives you the ability to fly like Neo in Matrix.

BUT I´D ONLY SELL ONE TO ME, NO ONE ELSE!!

[krissy]

it will cure all diseases and have unlimited food supply

:mad2:

[XxSephirothxX]

I'd invent a teleport machine.

[fire_of_avalon]

I'd build a time machine so I could go back and steal all your ideas and list them in this thread before you do so you would crown me your queen. QUEEN.

[Yamaneko]

I'd build a time machine that goes farther back than foa's. :)

[Shlup]

I would create drug to inject into people who think it's okay to hurt other people so that they will be nice and I will spread it throughout the land, and there will be peace. Whether people like it or not, there will be peace.

[Xander]

A panda machine where you press a button and it generates a random panda, and then it comes out and it's cute and you can cuddle it. *nod*

[Perducci]

I'd make a machine that could get me laid.

[Shlup]

A panda machine where you press a button and it generates a random panda, and then it comes out and it's cute and you can cuddle it. *nod*
I see you're also concerned about world peace. I think your plan will be more effective than mine.

[T-MaN]

I'd invent a sort of Barrier that will protect people in their sleep. (And also one for my Ice Cream)

[Mitch]

I'd invent a machine that tuns horses into unicorns. It would be better than my current method of putting party hats on ponys.

[Kamiko]

I'd make an automatic perfect soul mate machine so no one would get their hearts broken.

[elorian]

I would create drug to inject into people who think it's okay to hurt other people so that they will be nice and I will spread it throughout the land, and there will be peace. Whether people like it or not, there will be peace.

The funny thing is, in one particular piece of Star Trek fanfiction, that's exactly how the Borg got started. It was nanoprobes rather than a drug, but apart from that, same scenario.



Anyway, I'd create a benevolent version of the matrix, where I could plug myself in and live in a world where beautiful women wanted to have sex with me and I would be so powerful as to be a God unto the adorant masses. Xander's random panda machine would be a reality, because pandas are nifty.

[faster skating penguin]

A giant box of misery and sorrow.

[SNOOZER]

I'd invent Bender. Possibly every single robot in Futurama. Then the technology to preserve peoples heads in jars and keep them alive. I'd go ahead and turn myself in to a robot as well.

[Seraf]

Oh my, yes! I'll create some sort of DEATH CLOCK!

^

Futurama quote.


lol had to say it.

[Mercen-X]

Hamburger Earmuffs
Doug.

A few things:

1. A machine that brainwashes everyone into becoming "thesaurus obsessed grammar nerds" so that no one will screw up their posts with misused words or sentence structural instability or even typos.
Also, any words that were made up on the fly and have no real definition would be discarded from the written and spoken language. Mwahaha.

2. A machine that will instantly vaporize all existing and future muderers.

3. The Elixer

4. The Phoenix Down

5. Bio-mechanical wings

6. A machine that makes all women (who ignored me) sexually obsessed with me. Then I'd tease them and walk away and ignore them. Vengeance is sweet. Plus, all girls who thought me only a friend would realize they want to wed me and bear my children and then I'd train my army of children to the end that they dominate the world for their own enjoyment while I live in paradise with my many, many wives.

7. Either a pill to cease all suffering of encroaching death or something that incites immortality. Actually, I feel that no one is deserving of immortality.

[Jojee]

A panda machine where you press a button and it generates a random panda, and then it comes out and it's cute and you can cuddle it. *nod*
I see you're also concerned about world peace. I think your plan will be more effective than mine. Yeah, until someone comes along and spears the panda and then uses its hide for blankets or furry rugs or something.

...What? =o I wouldn't do that. ^_^

[Mitch]

Yeah, Pandas are awesome....

[Ko Ko]

LIKE USE MY CLOCK.

[Maxico]

I would create a MONKAY!

[Dixie]

I'd create a world where everyone is happy.

(WORLD PEACE HINT HINT)

[omnitarian]

2. A machine that will instantly vaporize all existing and future muderers.


If it vaporizes future murderers, and it will vaporize people, it would have to vaporize itself before it even begins existing, thus rendering itself worthless.

... Did I just blow your mind? :p

[Captain Maxx Power]

One single invention? A remote control that could make anyone have orgasms from a distance. Man the fun I'd have with that!

[Jojee]

LOL @ Maxx. xD That would be so, so cruel.

[Laugh at face of Danger]

*mind goes blank* Hmm, a machine that you could trap onto your back which gives you wings and you can fly with it. Yay! Flying! It will also give you the power to go into space without wearing a helmet because it would genrate a forcefield that would stop you from getting crushed! Also includes a variety of flashing lights and multicoloured buttons, windscreen wipers, not fully refundable. Warning: may be irritant, corrosive, toxic and flammable if exposed to stupidity.

...Damn i'm not allowed my own invention

[Destai]

Id build a time machine and become a god w00t.
but if its casual inventions then Id love something that could help me find stuff I lose.

[Project G]

I'd create something like that holo thing that that guy has in the 6th day