PDA

View Full Version : Killer Toys >=) Let joy and innocence prevail =(



Chris
05-24-2005, 10:32 PM
http://staticfiends.com/store/images/plush/GIANT-killer-rabbit.jpg http://www.legendgames.co.uk/acatalog/giant_killer_bunny.jpg http://www.foundobjects.com/imagesnew/shop/toys/scary/rfinalsizes/kiwism.jpg http://66.201.122.150/productimages/toys/15464-NP2BaseKlown.jpg http://www.dgate.org/~brg/files/evil-pikachu/sideS.jpg http://www.totally-funky.co.uk/images/common/eProducts/fullsize/761.jpg

Seriously, some of the toys you can get for kids today is so scary. :(
:( :( :( :(:(:(
Look at the smilies, even they're scared of that grotesque Pokémon.

- What do you think?
- If you have a kid, are you aware of what you're buying?
- What's line between cute toys and totally inappropriate toys?

Rye
05-24-2005, 10:37 PM
Okay, that terrified me, that clown. I'm scared enough of HAPPY clowns as it is.

To me, inappropriate toys for kids are one where they can be hurt playing or ones with extreme amounts of cursing and stuff like that.

Agent Proto
05-24-2005, 10:38 PM
Some of those toys are not meant to be played with by kids. More like they're collectibles.

<3

redxiiii
05-24-2005, 10:38 PM
Ahhhhhhhh clows I hate Clowns, I was watching poltergeist yesterday and when that bit with the clown came on I almost S**t my pants,......... I hate clowns *goes of mumbling to self Clowns....hate........growl*

YukiKiro
05-24-2005, 10:39 PM
hey, there was a harry potter nimbus 2000 that would vibrate. that is bad enough don't you think?

Jojee
05-24-2005, 10:40 PM
llol the rabbit xD I want one.

Chris
05-24-2005, 10:43 PM
llol the rabbit xD I want one.
What are you plotting? xD

Rye
05-24-2005, 10:46 PM
hey, there was a harry potter nimbus 2000 that would vibrate. that is bad enough don't you think?

Ewwww xD. Now that I think of it, there's a toy called an "Aquapet" that's on TV often during commercials which looks just a tad bit inappropriate...



http://www.by-pavlic.de/shop/images/big/396910.jpg

What were they thinking? (I hope this isn't too inappropriate or anything. :o)

Jojee
05-24-2005, 10:48 PM
llol the rabbit xD I want one.
What are you plotting? xD What? I just think it's cute ;) *want*

And Erik, why not? =o I'm nice and innocent.

I want that too, Rye xD

Chris
05-24-2005, 10:50 PM
That's just wrong. xD

http://www.digital-toys.com/TeddyPlush.gif
What the...

http://www.bearonthebeach.com/plushbears/aa/images/monkey.jpg
Monkey/ Jojo and Psy xD

Jojee
05-24-2005, 10:53 PM
Why are you calling me by my first name?

Innocent? Didn't you just say you wanted that toy? I wonder what for... :rolleyes2 I like calling people by their first names ;) You should never have told me yours ^_~ Unless you want a spiffy nickname or something, I can call you... uh... Poobrain. And I want the toy to look at, duh ^_^

lol uhh @ Chris. xD Well at least I'm a monkey.

http://www.stolaf.edu/people/ludvigso/Scary%20toy%20thumbnail.jpg

I think this toy is scary. =E

Rye
05-24-2005, 10:54 PM
lol uhh @ Chris. xD Well at least I'm a monkey.

http://www.stolaf.edu/people/ludvigso/Scary%20toy%20thumbnail.jpg

I think this toy is scary. =E

Skerry! ;_______; Why would kids want that? It's like, this weird coloured blob with zits on it's forehead.

Shlup
05-24-2005, 11:18 PM
Ewwww xD. Now that I think of it, there's a toy called an "Aquapet" that's on TV often during commercials which looks just a tad bit inappropriate...



http://www.by-pavlic.de/shop/images/big/396910.jpg

What were they thinking? (I hope this isn't too inappropriate or anything. :o)

I so almost bought myself one of those. Didn't think anything perverse of it though. o.O




lol uhh @ Chris. xD Well at least I'm a monkey.

http://www.stolaf.edu/people/ludvigso/Scary%20toy%20thumbnail.jpg

I think this toy is scary. =E

Skerry! ;_______; Why would kids want that? It's like, this weird coloured blob with zits on it's forehead.

Don't make fun of the Bobba! I've had one of those on my Christmas list for the last two years. I love Bobbas!

Jojee
05-24-2005, 11:23 PM
But they have scary zits... xD *shudders* I hate zits...

Shlup
05-24-2005, 11:24 PM
But they DANCE!

Shauna
05-24-2005, 11:27 PM
http://www.stolaf.edu/people/ludvigso/Scary%20toy%20thumbnail.jpg

I think this toy is scary. =E

Ahhhh! It be a BooBah! Get it away! :eek: :eek: :eek:

*hides under table*

Jojee
05-24-2005, 11:30 PM
You can dance and not have zits, y'know ;) Best of both world.

See, everyone's scared of them! xD

And furbies. I had one. Now I think it's scary. ^_^ Mine looks kinda like this ->

http://www.screensavershot.com/misc/furby.jpg

Dunno where it is right now... XD Probably hiding and planning to kill me.

Shlup
05-24-2005, 11:33 PM
Furbies are hella scary! My dad got one from a friend that I guess "fell off a truck" or something and didn't have the screw to hold the battery thing closed, so my dad found one that fit but was longer, and the Fubry started going "Whoa! WHOA!" when he screwed it in. AHHH!!!

Shauna
05-24-2005, 11:34 PM
A furby!

'Me hungy!'

lol. They were terrifying, Furbies. Swearing at you! :eek:

Chris
05-24-2005, 11:39 PM
http://www.rebelscum.com/halloween/2004/davin_yoda.jpg
Yoda is not for mockery! :nonono:

http://www.digital-toys.com/YODAPL.gif
:(

Shauna
05-24-2005, 11:42 PM
*dies laughing* x.x

OMG! That poor kid! How embarrasing for him.
And ruining Yoda... How awful...

Erdrick Holmes
05-24-2005, 11:49 PM
I bought my nephiew the new Mattel "Gasoline Powered Sharp Thing" for his birthday once. I think that's a pretty safe toy.

Rye
05-24-2005, 11:51 PM
You can dance and not have zits, y'know ;) Best of both world.

See, everyone's scared of them! xD

And furbies. I had one. Now I think it's scary. ^_^ Mine looks kinda like this ->

http://www.screensavershot.com/misc/furby.jpg

Dunno where it is right now... XD Probably hiding and planning to kill me.


I had the same one! :)

Psychotic
05-25-2005, 12:14 PM
http://www.bearonthebeach.com/plushbears/aa/images/monkey.jpg
Monkey/ Jojo and Psy xDIf monkeys and cowboys weren't so damned awesome, I'd probably demand that 10,000 furbies go round your house and eat you. Why? ...actually I don't know why. Damn furbies, they're controlling my mind. :(

boris no no
05-25-2005, 01:19 PM
*sings the booba song* xD heeheehee
i want the rabbit too jojo!! teeheehee its biting that other bunnies bottom xD xD

Ashi
05-25-2005, 01:33 PM
Maybe what kids find "cute" and "cool" changes over generations?

I'm just against giving kids things toys that look like guns/weapons.

Chris
05-25-2005, 02:37 PM
http://www.bearonthebeach.com/plushbears/aa/images/monkey.jpg
Monkey/ Jojo and Psy xDIf monkeys and cowboys weren't so damned awesome, I'd probably demand that 10,000 furbies go round your house and eat you. Why? ...actually I don't know why. Damn furbies, they're controlling my mind. :(
http://:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/5d47r8

Psychotic
05-25-2005, 04:08 PM
http://:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/5d47r8
http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/whimper.gif

Jess
05-25-2005, 04:11 PM
- What do you think?
I don't think.

- If you have a kid, are you aware of what you're buying?
N/A

- What's line between cute toys and totally inappropriate toys?
A teddy bear and a gun?

Jojee
05-25-2005, 05:37 PM
http://:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/5d47r8
http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/whimper.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/lovesmile.gif

black orb
05-25-2005, 10:59 PM
http://66.201.122.150/productimages/toys/15464-NP2BaseKlown.jpg
>>> "Killer Klowns from outer space", what a classic!!.. :D

Boosk
05-25-2005, 11:22 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/kaggski/cabbagepatchkids.jpg

Oh dear god what are they!?
NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *runs to the hills*

YukiKiro
05-25-2005, 11:58 PM
http://www.stolaf.edu/people/ludvigso/Scary%20toy%20thumbnail.jpg

I think this toy is scary. =E
those bouba things? they're like telletubies who went through a bunch of nuclear fallout and are now hopped up on crack. that's all they are. there's no point, there's not plot, **** happens and that's it. how do i know you ask? i was in the van coming home from a road trip and it turns out this was the only thing the signal could pick up at the time.

TasteyPies
05-26-2005, 12:22 AM
http://66.201.122.150/productimages/toys/15464-NP2BaseKlown.jpg
>>> "Killer Klowns from outer space", what a classic!!.. :D

didn't they eat people with silly straws or something? That movie was kewl.