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Jack
05-26-2005, 07:45 PM
Is it just me or have loads of Newbies joined?
I have no problem with it but I do wonder if this is just the start of the beginning of a Noah's Ark style flood. I mean, I know BoB will be pleased with a legion of fans by his side, but will some of the old stalwarts be so pleased?

What's you're opinion on it, and if you are a Newbie why are you joining NOW?

What did Cid do, put a massive ad on Madison Square Garden's Half-Time show?

SNOOZER
05-26-2005, 07:48 PM
I joined because I was promised pie and punch. So far I've only recieved numerous punches and not a single slice of pie.

And by punch I mean the one you cannot ingest.

Blatant false advertising. =(

-N-
05-26-2005, 07:54 PM
Every year, Cid runs this ad campaign called summer break.

Old Manus
05-26-2005, 07:58 PM
OMG!!!!11 IS U DISIN ME AS A NEWBEH!?!?11one!1 I NOW WERE U LIVE!!11

Ultima Shadow
05-26-2005, 08:02 PM
What's a newbie? :)

boris no no
05-26-2005, 08:04 PM
i think that psy is concocting evil experiments and creating them all in a lab
i'll get the pitchforks if you get the torches

Chris
05-26-2005, 08:07 PM
Newbies
Were r u all comin from? why r u joyning this place?

Psychotic
05-26-2005, 08:17 PM
i think that psy is concocting evil experiments and creating them all in a lv
i'll get the pitchforks if you get the torchesSHUT UP SHUT UP YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!

...ahem, what I mean to say is that these ideas are completely preposterous. :shifty:

theundeadhero
05-26-2005, 08:19 PM
They migrated from the great glacier races of the North. I bet on Winchester Ninny, but she lost. Woe is me and her broken down glacier. Whatever will we do now :(

ZuZu
05-26-2005, 08:21 PM
Just keep coming newbies! Althought my welcoming ice creams are running out... :mad:
Maybe they have some kind of contract to sign here all together :D

SNOOZER
05-26-2005, 08:27 PM
I thought newbies were formed whenever a site Admin or a Cid's Knight gets wet.

The point is, never feed a newbie after midnight. They turn into greenish hiddeous monsters that chew everything. Though, if exposed to sunlight, they dissipate and vanish.

So the best solution is to isolate them into some huge area, and burn them all with sunlight at once. I saw it in a movie once. Movies never lie.

My name is...something..?
05-26-2005, 08:30 PM
I have no problem with newbies.
It's just that there are so many lately that I ran out of ink for my stamp. :( :(

Shauna
05-26-2005, 08:38 PM
*gives MNiS more ink for his stamp*

There you go! :D

There's lot's of Newbies! Lots of new new new new Newbies! But that's OK, cause I'm still a newbie! :D

Jebus
05-26-2005, 08:42 PM
I stopped caring when most of the newbies turned out to be pretty cool.

Apollo
05-26-2005, 08:42 PM
Newbies are cool. :) Well, most of them.
My welcome line is getting a bit old though. xD
I hate when a newbie will join and they only post like once every month. It's like some of them have a life, or something! :eek:

boris no no
05-26-2005, 08:43 PM
i get confused!! one minute theres one, then they change thier name, then annother and another. they all write in the same weird fonts and colours and then my brain explodes :cry:

Rhylark
05-26-2005, 09:00 PM
Well if newbies are the oh-so-unfavored, I shall leave if thouist desire it. But first, lemme explain why I, a newbie, came here. I wanted to meet all of you wonderful, crazy people. (And I'm crazy too so no worries there :D ) If that's wrong of me, I am sorry. Just maybe you can give newbies a chance, you know? You might meet some really great ones.

Shauna
05-26-2005, 09:02 PM
Newbies are cool. :) Well, most of them.
My welcome line is getting a bit old though. xD
I hate when a newbie will join and they only post like once every month. It's like some of them have a life, or something! :eek:

I know, like who has a life these days? :cool:

And of course I'm a cool Newbie! :D

Destai
05-26-2005, 09:04 PM
Oh noes whatevers shalls we's do!? :( :confused:

Jess
05-26-2005, 09:05 PM
I'm a newbie (Sort of). Feel free to abuse me. :p

My name is...something..?
05-26-2005, 09:05 PM
*gives MNiS more ink for his stamp*

There you go! :D

There's lot's of Newbies! Lots of new new new new Newbies! But that's OK, cause I'm still a newbie! :D

Yes!! I now have ink!!!! Thanks! *hugs*
I'm ready to be shipped out at the first moment a welcome thread pops up!

And yes, Apollo, you're welcome is getting very, very dated.

Shauna
05-26-2005, 09:11 PM
I'm a newbie (Sort of). Feel free to abuse me. :p

You practically joined on the same day as me! I remember posting in your newbie thread! :D We're like Newbie sisters! :D :p

It's been a month yesterday since we joined! :D :D :D

Rainecloud
05-26-2005, 09:13 PM
None of them ever stay, so it's all good.

JAS4Yeshua
05-26-2005, 09:15 PM
Newbies.... Fresh meat.... :p

And yes, some people do have a life outside the computer. I don't understand why, though. :D

Says the mysterious poster who posts only on occasion here. :rolleyes2

XxSephirothxX
05-26-2005, 09:21 PM
As long as they can spell fairly well and at least make an effort to make sense, they're cool. :)

Jess
05-26-2005, 09:21 PM
I'm a newbie (Sort of). Feel free to abuse me. :p

You practically joined on the same day as me! I remember posting in your newbie thread! :D We're like Newbie sisters! :D :p

It's been a month yesterday since we joined! :D :D :D

Yeah. It is!
Only difference is, your more known than me, and less people want to kill you. :D

The Anarchy Angel
05-26-2005, 09:30 PM
i think that psy is concocting evil experiments and creating them
Dang you found me out...

Only kidding: i've been watching the site for aaaaaaaaages, that's why i decided to join because i thought it looked so fun...and i knew half the answers to quizzes and riddles. And i love being one of the newbies on a site any way ^_~.

Shauna
05-26-2005, 09:33 PM
Yeah. It is!
Only difference is, your more known than me, and less people want to kill you. :D

I'm more known than you? Less people want to kill me?

No death threat have been made on me yet, so You're more known than me. And if I am more known than you it's cause I go to the chat...

You should go! :D :eek:

Old Manus
05-26-2005, 09:38 PM
None of them ever stay, so it's all good.

Indeed. The only remaining users are merely Forumbots. You were warned.

Dragon Ash
05-26-2005, 09:40 PM
Dang you found me out...

Only kidding: i've been watching the site for aaaaaaaaages, that's why i decided to join because i thought it looked so fun...and i knew half the answers to quizzes and riddles. And i love being one of the newbies on a site any way ^_~.
Aha! I knew we were being watched! I was gonna blame it on the banana's but it was you all along, you freakish stalker-like newbie!

Ashi
05-26-2005, 09:56 PM
This place already got pretty big. There are more active posters now than there were a few years ago. The members who have been around since day one probably thought it was getting pretty big when I first joined and thought it was a small friendly community. As long as it gets better but people keep on being friendly it's fine by me.

Ultima Shadow
05-26-2005, 10:10 PM
*draws sword*

Let them come...

Kamiko
05-26-2005, 10:17 PM
I'm kind of a newbie... are you a noob until you get your title??
lol... well yeah... we're taking over. p33r us. :exdee:

MAS82587
05-26-2005, 10:29 PM
yea im a big time noob and this is like my third post or something

Mercen-X
05-26-2005, 11:25 PM
Yes, Massacre should hang with Crash and Jazz. Crash posts more often. Jazz seems to disappear. Newbie threads are fun!

Jojee
05-27-2005, 12:04 AM
Hi ,I'm new here.... is this where I put my newbie thread?? :confused:

Shauna
05-27-2005, 12:10 AM
Hi ,I'm new here.... is this where I put my newbie thread?? :confused:

Oh, Shush Jojo. :p :p :tongue:

Zanius
05-27-2005, 12:12 AM
I'm a newbie (Sort of). Feel free to abuse me. :p

You practically joined on the same day as me! I remember posting in your newbie thread! :D We're like Newbie sisters! :D :p

It's been a month yesterday since we joined! :D :D :D

Yeah. It is!
Only difference is, your more known than me, and less people want to kill you. :D

Well, there are also people who want to hunt down your souls as well... :lol: :lol:

I don't have a month yet that I've joined to this forum. I guess that my true reasons to be here are to make new friends and also to share my interests with other people.

I'll never forget the nice welcome that I received from here. And to meet you all made me fell so happy to join to this forum!

It's very good that new people are coming here. I never imagined that this forum could be so popular around the world. :eek: :eek:

Jojee
05-27-2005, 12:15 AM
Hi ,I'm new here.... is this where I put my newbie thread?? :confused:

Oh, Shush Jojo. :p :p :tongue: Are you being mean to me cos' I'm a newbie!????? Newbies deserve the right to live, too!!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/crysmile.gif

Shauna
05-27-2005, 12:21 AM
Hi ,I'm new here.... is this where I put my newbie thread?? :confused:

Oh, Shush Jojo. :p :p :tongue: Are you being mean to me cos' I'm a newbie!????? Newbies deserve the right to live, too!!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/crysmile.gif

You're not a newbie! You've been here longer than me!

:love:

Jojee
05-27-2005, 12:29 AM
You're not a newbie! You've been here longer than me!

:love: Now you are denying me the right to be a newbie!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: YOU ARE MEAN, YEE, MEAN!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: *runs away sobbing*

Shauna
05-27-2005, 12:32 AM
Now you are denying me the right to be a newbie!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: YOU ARE MEAN, YEE, MEAN!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: *runs away sobbing*

No! Of course not! I'm just saying that I am less of a newbie than you are! :p
Everyone says that, but they don't really mean it. I'm not Mean.
But I am Yee! :p

*runs after Monkey* I'm SORRY!

Jojee
05-27-2005, 12:33 AM
Okay then, wanna get hitched? :love:

Shauna
05-27-2005, 12:34 AM
Okay then, wanna get hitched? :love:

Yay! :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Lord Abortion
05-27-2005, 12:57 AM
Hey, I was a member 4 years ago, but I guess old non active accounts got wiped.

The Summoner of Leviathan
05-27-2005, 01:04 AM
What do you meanmor enewbies, there is not more...that is only what they want you to think...it is a conspiracy....

Zhou
05-27-2005, 02:27 AM
Im a noobie. I joined this forum because I have alot of free time at college when there is nothing to do.. I joined a different one first but they where a bunch of ass holes. Well here I am and I like it :D

Agent Proto
05-27-2005, 03:40 AM
I must say that SNOOZER is the best Super Newbie EoFF has ever seen.

SNOOZER
05-27-2005, 04:22 AM
I must say that SNOOZER is the best Super Newbie EoFF has ever seen.

*Sitting idly by eating a whole giant bag of puffy cheetos* Huh? Wha? Oh super newbie... right. *hides the bag and licks his fingers*

Yeah I'm totally hard core, I can do this. I'm gonna turn this pitcher of water... INTO FUNK! *everybody now has afro's and 70's disco music begins playing*

Ko Ko
05-27-2005, 04:24 AM
:skull5: I'm a newbie.
Nobody touch me or you're going to get your arm hacked off.

theundeadhero
05-27-2005, 09:50 AM
I'm a newbie (Sort of). Feel free to abuse me.I wanna use you, and abuse you...


*everybody now has afro's and 70's disco music begins playing*
SWEET!


I'm a newbie.
Nobody touch me or you're going to get your arm hacked off.
Let's just stick with nobody touch her. Okay?

Devourment
05-27-2005, 09:56 AM
It depends on the newbie...

Freak goth = Bad example for a newbie

Newbies who use text-speak are baaaaad mmmkay.

Jess = Good example for a newbie :p

Nice posts that are readable! :p

Loony BoB
05-27-2005, 10:51 AM
I know the reason that a lot of newbies have recently joined and on a quick search of this thread, not one person has said that magical letter and number. E3, hi.

Meat Puppet
05-27-2005, 10:52 AM
When it comes down to it, searching for porn brought me here.

Devourment
05-27-2005, 10:54 AM
E3I was thinking that might be the reason, but I didn't want to say it...

... So I was right... Hoorah!

The Anarchy Angel
05-27-2005, 05:52 PM
Aha! I knew we were being watched! I was gonna blame it on the banana's but it was you all along, you freakish stalker-like newbie!

FREAKISH?! I'll give you freakish!! *raises fists in hopeless attempt to defend my right as a newbie* I'm not that freaky...am i?

FiragaBreak
05-27-2005, 06:23 PM
Newbies
Were r u all comin from? why r u joyning this place?

Hey I joined because of something I clicked. I was my destiny to click that site. I was browsing ask.com searching for final fantasy 8 music and I saw Eoff. I click it and looked through the forums and noticed that I needed a profile. So guess what? I"m here!!! *sings out loud* And why did you change your face? It's like the 5th time I've seen your face different than before.

I'm still the youngest Eoff member!!! 10!! It seems like it was just two months ago. *reminisces* Ahhh, good times, good times.

Rhylark
05-27-2005, 07:44 PM
^ Woah is it really 98%?! O_O Oh yeah it is. lol A little bit of sidetracked-ness there. Oh and I'm older than you. :p

Yeah I'm so random.. [hits head]

Anyways it's fun being a newbie again and being attacked with random objects. Well, maybe I'm the only one that thinks that is fun. :D

Ashi
05-27-2005, 10:18 PM
E3, hi.

Guess I'm the real newbie here. I don't know when E3 is held.

Bigangry
05-27-2005, 10:48 PM
OMG!!!!11 IS U DISIN ME AS A NEWBEH!?!?11one!1 I NOW WERE U LIVE!!11
I think hes pissing his pants because you "now were he lives."

As I tell most people i play games with online , "Id rather be a noob than an ass hole anyday."

faster skating penguin
05-28-2005, 01:12 AM
None of them ever stay, so it's all good.

*ahem*

...

Who am I kidding?