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Bigangry
05-30-2005, 10:13 AM
Here are a few funy things i have read in bathrooms.
"Here i sit all broken hearted
Tried to /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif but only farted
Then one day i took a chance
Tried to fart and /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif my pants"

"If you tinkle and you sprinkle , be a sweety wipe the seaty".

"Why are you looking here? the joke is in your hand"

What other funny things have you read in the bathroom?

Apollo
05-30-2005, 10:16 AM
Um, the only writing I see on bathroom walls are swear words. xD

Shlup
05-30-2005, 10:29 AM
Um, the only writing I see on bathroom walls are swear words. xD

nik0tine
05-30-2005, 11:09 AM
"For a good time call Devil May Kick Ass!"

Blackmageboi
05-30-2005, 11:25 AM
'if you are reading this you are peeing on your left shoe'

DMKA
05-30-2005, 11:29 AM
"Hi!"

My name is...something..?
05-30-2005, 11:32 AM
"I'm standing right behind you"

Chris
05-30-2005, 11:58 AM
"I'm standing right behind you"
Eeew. xD

The Anarchy Angel
05-30-2005, 01:03 PM
Best i got was a load of tags from a bunch of lowlifes... that and "check your shoes for toilet roll before you leave this cubicle"

Shoden
05-30-2005, 01:06 PM
em yellow writing

"the turds will arise and take over the world now go go and /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif like you've never shat before"

Rye
05-30-2005, 01:19 PM
"Here i sit all broken hearted
Tried to **** but only farted
Then one day i took a chance
Tried to fart and **** my pants"

We had something like that in the Middle School bathroom.

"Here I lay, broken hearted.
First I s*** and then I farted."

Jess
05-30-2005, 02:01 PM
Um, the only writing I see on bathroom walls are swear words. xD

Primus Inter Pares
05-30-2005, 03:08 PM
"When madness becomes law, resistance becomes DUTY!"

Resha
05-30-2005, 03:16 PM
I once saw...

"I'm watching you poop. Smells awful. EW."

...on a bathroom door. ...:( I didn't use that toilet after that. It was depressing.

Silmaril
05-30-2005, 03:21 PM
Swear words

Meat Puppet
05-30-2005, 03:42 PM
I wrote poems and essays on the bathroom walls at my old school
one time the janitor painted over them in white so I killed him

Ryth
05-30-2005, 03:42 PM
Um, the only writing I see on bathroom walls are swear words. xD

Yeah that and swatiskas. (sp?)

eestlinc
05-30-2005, 03:43 PM
"release the brown hostage"

Ashi
05-30-2005, 03:53 PM
That is why I don't go to public bathrooms.

Rusty
05-30-2005, 04:00 PM
That is why I don't go to public bathrooms.

eestlinc
05-30-2005, 04:12 PM
what, do you run home when your colon is about to rupture?

Shoden
05-30-2005, 04:44 PM
"Dig hard Dig deep release the brown within"

that freaked me out they had a tape recorder hidden of freaky noises in the whole bathroom the psycho theme and a guy having a dump on it and other Sh*t

Zeldy
05-30-2005, 04:47 PM
I never go in a public toilet :D
I heard a bathroom joke tho.
"Which hand do you wipe your ass with?"
".. right/left"
"OMG, i use toilet paper O.o"

Destai
05-30-2005, 05:09 PM
I made a little fish. Okay that was on an add I just saw but still xD

Shoden
05-30-2005, 05:11 PM
Destai its *"I made a litte brown fish"* that ad pwned

K-chan
05-30-2005, 05:25 PM
I wrote poems and essays on the bathroom walls at my old school
one time the janitor painted over them in white so I killed him

I remember seeing something like this; a long spiel about bears on a bathroom door at my highschool (before the renovated it and tore that whole hallway down). XD

Necronopticous
05-30-2005, 05:34 PM
"<i>Mike <s>was here</s></i>"
|
<S>----</S>>"<B>is a faggot</B>"

Destai
05-30-2005, 05:36 PM
"<i>Mike <s>was here</s></i>"
|
<S>----</S>>"<B>is a faggot</B>"I usually Write Retard listing above the " " WOZ ERES.

silentenigma
05-30-2005, 05:42 PM
I love your mom.

Zeldy
05-30-2005, 05:44 PM
I made a little fish. Okay that was on an add I just saw but still xD

XD
I love that advert!

You get "_____ was here <------ Is gay"
Everywhere!

Shoden
05-30-2005, 05:52 PM
one time i saw this "the guide to shÌtting"

YoshiXL
05-30-2005, 05:52 PM
"If you want to get your **** sucked, call Christine! "(forgot what phone # they used =P)

Del Murder
05-30-2005, 06:22 PM
Go around filter + sexual reference = closed

Not that this one needed much of an excuse anyway.