SomethingBig
06-01-2005, 12:37 AM
I've seen it happen. Oh, you people won't believe me, but that'll just prove your ignorance. I know what I saw. I saw them. I saw them with my own eyes!
I big, heptagonal shape floated above my house, last night. Being the curious oaf that I am, I went onto my roof and inspected. What I found was a ship rougly the size of a local park. Neon pink lights lined the edges of this UFO. I couldn't help but to gaze in aw. Suddenly, the ship began to open and a platform began to descend. On this platform stood 6 tall figures which appeared to have 8 legs each and extremely short arms. They stared at me with small yellow eyes. I walked closer to the platform. As soon as they saw me move, I saw them; their deadliest traits. I saw their tails, each armed with a crescent blade at the tip. Then... BOOM! Their ship was hit by something from below. I was saved by earth's only defense: the Les Muete des Loupes, led by none other than the head cheese himself, Dr. Monoké Nokoleusis and his assistant, Steven Bash. They continued to pummel the UFO until it finally retreated.
I'll now take this time to describe who the Les Muete des Loupes is. They were formed no more than a decade ago because of rising UFO concerns. Founded by Thunderlips Cogan, the group began as an evil group that ran the governments of the world, called Mighty Intestinal Grating Hellspawn Yorkshire Mordics Aloof to the X-treme X-ite-u. Soon afterwards, Thunderlips' right-hand man, Steven Bash, created his own group, which is now known as Les Muete des Loupes, and hired Dr. Monoké Nokoleusis as the leader. Now, these two constantly combat eachother. While Les Muete des Loupes fights aliens, of course.
Anyway, afterwards, the Les Muete des Loupes jumped onto my roof and with extremely hairy hands and faces, tried to brainwash me. I pretended to be brainwashed, but those damn monkeys wouldn't know a brainwashed person when they saw one!
It's a conspiracy, I tell ya. The government should just let us in on all these crazy stories of theirs! As soon as I post this, my life will be in danger. So, praise me, thank me, love me, for I have opened your minds to the secrets of the government. Oh, and join the Les Muete des Loupes because the MIGHTY MAXX group members are jerks.
I big, heptagonal shape floated above my house, last night. Being the curious oaf that I am, I went onto my roof and inspected. What I found was a ship rougly the size of a local park. Neon pink lights lined the edges of this UFO. I couldn't help but to gaze in aw. Suddenly, the ship began to open and a platform began to descend. On this platform stood 6 tall figures which appeared to have 8 legs each and extremely short arms. They stared at me with small yellow eyes. I walked closer to the platform. As soon as they saw me move, I saw them; their deadliest traits. I saw their tails, each armed with a crescent blade at the tip. Then... BOOM! Their ship was hit by something from below. I was saved by earth's only defense: the Les Muete des Loupes, led by none other than the head cheese himself, Dr. Monoké Nokoleusis and his assistant, Steven Bash. They continued to pummel the UFO until it finally retreated.
I'll now take this time to describe who the Les Muete des Loupes is. They were formed no more than a decade ago because of rising UFO concerns. Founded by Thunderlips Cogan, the group began as an evil group that ran the governments of the world, called Mighty Intestinal Grating Hellspawn Yorkshire Mordics Aloof to the X-treme X-ite-u. Soon afterwards, Thunderlips' right-hand man, Steven Bash, created his own group, which is now known as Les Muete des Loupes, and hired Dr. Monoké Nokoleusis as the leader. Now, these two constantly combat eachother. While Les Muete des Loupes fights aliens, of course.
Anyway, afterwards, the Les Muete des Loupes jumped onto my roof and with extremely hairy hands and faces, tried to brainwash me. I pretended to be brainwashed, but those damn monkeys wouldn't know a brainwashed person when they saw one!
It's a conspiracy, I tell ya. The government should just let us in on all these crazy stories of theirs! As soon as I post this, my life will be in danger. So, praise me, thank me, love me, for I have opened your minds to the secrets of the government. Oh, and join the Les Muete des Loupes because the MIGHTY MAXX group members are jerks.