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Strider
06-01-2005, 07:41 PM
http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

Sorry, I just felt the need to share. Who would pay to see something like that? I mean, honestly.

Psychotic
06-01-2005, 07:50 PM
The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Owned.

Destai
06-01-2005, 07:55 PM
Is that how the smurfs died out too? Bitchy Lion.

Misfit
06-01-2005, 07:58 PM
I'd pay to see it. But that's because I'm a sick, cruel girl.

Rainecloud
06-01-2005, 07:59 PM
I'm sad now. :(

Rye
06-01-2005, 08:00 PM
My kind has been persecuted long enough. :(!

Psychotic
06-01-2005, 08:11 PM
...I wish one of them had've been Jojo. :laugh:

Halifax Housewife
06-01-2005, 08:20 PM
That's sorta sad..

VampireCrono
06-01-2005, 10:59 PM
As bad as that it is, I find it very amusing;]

TheAbominatrix
06-01-2005, 11:00 PM
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp

Its false. Funny though.

Polyonymous
06-01-2005, 11:13 PM
If 42 midgets were to fight a lion, I think the midgets would win. Well... I guess it would also depend on what kind of things they were given to fight the lion with. If it was just their bare hands then I think the lion would win. :D

Old Manus
06-01-2005, 11:13 PM
I was wondering why it said 'BBC' when the link clearly said 'newturfers'.

The Jamie Star Scenario
06-01-2005, 11:27 PM
I wish it were real. It'd be like the good old days when I used to watch the Christains fight for their lives in the Coliseum in Rome.
Though male lions are pretty boring in a fight. You want either female lions or any type of tiger for the ultimate bloodbath.

Maxico
06-02-2005, 12:10 AM
Had me fooled for a second.

Jojee
06-02-2005, 01:23 AM
...I wish one of them had've been Jojo. :laugh: I woulda pwned the lion.

T-MaN
06-02-2005, 01:30 AM
Good thing that it was fake. I mean why the heck would people do that? It's sick.

Necronopticous
06-02-2005, 01:32 AM
I was thinking: "No way... No ****ing way... Seriously? No..."

I will rest easier knowing this didn't REALLY happen!

Shlup
06-02-2005, 02:29 AM
Why would a Cambodian fighting league be named in English? Duh.

Funny story though.

Meat Puppet
06-02-2005, 03:44 AM
I can lick 30 tigers today.

Perducci
06-02-2005, 09:08 AM
Lions rule.

Loony BoB
06-02-2005, 09:59 AM
I woulda pwned the lion.
You would have done something to it...

Meat Puppet
06-02-2005, 10:00 AM
I woulda pwned the lion.
You would have done something to it...

like on the lion king movie
the monkey falls in love with that lioness and gets it pregnant
then the king finds out and they go on maury povich
then the king eat the monkey when results are in

It would be same here but just reverse the genders, I suppose.

T-MaN
06-02-2005, 02:55 PM
Like on the lion king movie
the monkey falls in love with that lioness and gets it pregnant
then the king finds out and they go on maury povich
then the king eat the monkey when results are in

It would be same here but just reverse the genders, I suppose.

Gah. :exdee: I didn't know that!

SNOOZER
06-02-2005, 02:59 PM
Wow if it were true, I'd hate to be the janitor cleaning that up. It would be like my old job, I was a janitor for the Mortal Kombat Tournament. That was totally bulls***. Shao Khan was a lousy boss.

Lionx
06-02-2005, 09:30 PM
Lion for the win! o.o :cat:

Jojee
06-02-2005, 09:46 PM
like on the lion king movie
the monkey falls in love with that lioness and gets it pregnant
then the king finds out and they go on maury povich
then the king eat the monkey when results are in

It would be same here but just reverse the genders, I suppose. Wh... what? :p *dies* Lion King is my favorite Disney movie and no such thing happened! *shoots MP*



I woulda pwned the lion.
You would have done something to it... Fed it chocobos? ^^

*twaps lionx and feeds you Bawb*

ff-fanatix
06-02-2005, 09:57 PM
scratch midget...it curls up bleeds and eventually dies....

scratch a lion...it wil scratch you back ten times as hardn then feed on your freshly maimed carcass....

moral of the story.....THE LION WILL PWN YOU....no mattern how many bare fisted midgets there are

Lionx
06-02-2005, 09:58 PM
Mmm fresh Kentucky Firaga Chocobo..*eats the bawb* :3

Fonzie
06-03-2005, 05:19 PM
NOOO. Charlies' going to have a hard time findin' umpalompa's for sell in his movie.

The Anarchy Angel
06-04-2005, 03:52 PM
Lion wins, one of my fav animals would not loose to a pack of small people

Love ze Lionz ^_~