Eating big things

[ZeZipster]

Have you ever eaten something big? Once at a truck stop I ate something huge.

[My name is...something..?]

Lol!!
You actually made one for him?

I ate this really huge hamburger before.
I could barely get my mouth around it, but my god, it was goooood.
*Passes out in pleasure*

[Psychotic]

I once saw SomethingBig minus his pants. :eek:

...we'll leave it at that. :shifty:

I ate the candy bar in his pants pocket!

[Apollo]

I want someone to make a thread for me... :( EDIT: Oh well. :p

I ate a large pizza once when I was really, really, really hungry. :)

[Rye]

A big box of bubble gum, but that's not eating! :o

[Raven Nox]

I ate a HUGE burrito when I was like 10, it was soooooo good! :laugh:

Soon, we'll be getting many more of these, everyone who's name is good for a pun. I can think of some on my name...

[Quina]

Once I swallowed a horse to catch a cow. I swallowed a cow to catch the goat. I swallowed a goat to catch the dog. I swallowed a dog to catch the cat. I swallowed the cat to catch the bird. I swallowed the bird to catch the spider. I swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

I don't know why I swallowed the fly.

(you guys are more predictable than I expected)

[Jojee]

Horses don't catch cows >=\

[Misfit]

Once I swallowed a horse to catch a cow. I swallowed a cow to catch the goat. I swallowed a goat to catch the dog. I swallowed a dog to catch the cat. I swallowed the cat to catch the bird. I swallowed the bird to catch the spider. I swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

I don't know why I swallowed the fly.
Wasn't there an old lady involved?

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[Raven Nox]

Monkey, you just pointed out my one probelm with that song. I've always wondered about that part.

[Rye]

Imaging flies being swallowed scares me. ;________;

[Jojee]

Yeah Raven, it all makes sense... kinda... starting at the dog part ;) Everything before that is like, uhh.... XD *dies*

Flies, Rye, but not goats? Swallowing a goat would scare me more :p

[crashNUMBERS]

I dont like to eat EoFF members...

[Rye]

But goats couldn't fly around in you and try to fly out of it! xD

[Psychotic]

Flies, Rye, but not goats? Swallowing a goat would scare me more :pI want to swallow a goat! It's now my new ambition in life!

[My name is...something..?]

Flies, Rye, but not goats? Swallowing a goat would scare me more :pI want to swallow a goat! It's now my new ambition in life!
I've eaten a goat! I can still hear it bleating. :(

[Raven Nox]

Yeah, well, I wanna shallow a horse!!! *ignores the ending of the song*

[DMKA]

Yeah, I ate a whole chicken once on a bet...I felt terrible after and i'm suprised it didn't make me morbically obese/kill me.

[SomethingBig]

Oh, so now you're eating me?!

To stay on "topic", I've eaten two huge 1 lb Canadian lobsters before.

[StarlightAngel]

I never eat anything big. I have a small appetite :p

[Necronopticous]

I ate "The Slab" at The Stinking Rose once. $40.00 dollars of pure delicious prime rib baby. Good times.

[fire_of_avalon]

I had a real big waffle once.

[Ko Ko]

I had three muffins once!

[Shadow_Wolf 6354]

i ate something big once it was an american hotdog *drools at the thought*

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[Shlup]

Sometimes I go to the all-you-can-eat sushi bar and then I die.

[-N-]

I had a real big waffle once.FOAFFLES :D!

[SomethingBig]

NJ is home to the biggest burger in the world, which is like 15 pounds.

[Jewels]

Seriously, everything I ate in America was big.

[Resha]

I can fit a big Pringle chip into my mouth. That is of UTMOST RELEVANCE. :D

[Christmas]

I once saw SomethingBig minus his pants. :eek:

...we'll leave it at that. :shifty:

I ate the candy bar in his pants pocket!

Inappropriate for 2005. Why isn't this :bou::bou::bou::bou: banned back then? :mymelbert:

[Psychotic]

Oh please, is that the best you've got? That wouldn't even rank in a top 20 for things I could've been banned for.

[Christmas]

A thread on the top 20 things plz. :bigsmile: