the nerd dictionary

[Boosk]

so I was reading the thread by Iri about being a computer nerd and I didn't actually know what most of the things people said meant! I know LOL is "laugh out loud" and OMG is "oh my god" but what about the others?
So here is the first dictionary for those things for people like me!! Can you tell us WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Kagga (the not so nerdy :( )

[Rye]

ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing
Lmao = Laughing my ass off
ttly = Talk to you Later or Totally
w/e = Whatever

:D

[Jojee]

Nerds, eh? ;) *dies*

ROFL = rolling on floor laughing
LMAO = laughing my arse off
BRB = be right back
BBL = be back later
AFK = away from keyboard
BBS = be back soon
MONKEY = love

[Yamaneko]

<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/">All you need to know.</a>

Note: Profanity on the site.

[Rye]

nifoc = Naked in front of computer.

I remember reading that one in that article about parents against ebil l33t secret codes!

[CloudSquallandZidane]

well i guess this could be a gamers dictionary.

btw = By the way

h@x0r = Im a loser who doesnt know how to play the game well so i must accuse everyone who kills me of cheating.

CSZ = Ur king

omfg = gamers prayer

wtf = i just died and i cant beileve it

[Denmark]

uNF = sex. or hump. depending on its usage.
wtrf = a typo
wklf = Meat Puppet
omgf = oh my goshing fuck
ogm = oh god my
pwn = own
pwned = owned, or beaten.
Denmark = a sexy man.
Monkey = an evil person. about equal in evilness to Satan.
LOL Jesus = LOL Jesus.
AYB = All Your Base.
jsyk = just so you know.
imho = in my humble opinion.
yse = yes.
asl = age, sex, location. punishable by death.
terlet = toilet
sord = sword.
omgwtfaslsarsstdhobbitsexlol = pureghetto. or oh my god what the fuck age sex location severe acute respiratory syndrome sexually transmitted disease hobbit sex laugh out loud.

[Resha]

nifoc = Naked in front of computer.

I remember reading that one in that article about parents against ebil l33t secret codes!

AHA. I KNOW HIS SECRET NOW. <3 xD Thankies, Rye.

[Rye]

uNF = sex. or hump. depending on its usage.
wtrf = a typo
wklf = Meat Puppet
omgf = oh my goshing smurf
ogm = oh god my
pwn = own
pwned = owned, or beaten.
Denmark = a sexy man.
Monkey = an evil person. about equal in evilness to Satan.
LOL Jesus = LOL Jesus.
AYB = All Your Base.
jsyk = just so you know.
imho = in my humble opinion.
yse = yes.
asl = age, sex, location. punishable by death.
terlet = toilet
sord = sword.
omgwtfaslsarsstdhobbitsexlol = pureghetto. or oh my god what the smurf age sex location severe acute respiratory syndrome sexually transmitted disease hobbit sex laugh out loud.

Great translations. THE TERLET 4 LIEF!

[Ko Ko]

omgwtfaslsarsstdhobbitsexlol = pureghetto. or oh my god what the smurf age sex location severe acute respiratory syndrome sexually transmitted disease hobbit sex laugh out loud.

I nearly suffocated when I read that.
I :<3: PG.

[gokufusionss1]

i'll be honest i think people who acronims to describe actions are twats.

[Hawkeye]

OMGWTFBBQ!!@1one2= OH MY GOD WHAT THE **** BAR BEE QUE !!@1one2

All you need to know

[Denmark]

PG = god

[CloudSquallandZidane]

yhbt = you have been trolled

[Kirobaito]

omp = oh my percy.

Not very many people use it. =/

[Shoeberto]

This really isn't nerdy, it's more teeny-bopper. Nerdy would be discussing the difference between vertex shading and per-pixel lighting, or the advantages of 64-bit processors.

I just thought that, as a geek, I should throw that out there.

[Chaos]

This really isn't nerdy, it's more teeny-bopper. Nerdy would be discussing the difference between vertex shading and per-pixel lighting, or the advantages of 64-bit processors.


My Vertex has more per-pixels than yours! :p

*pwn*

Chaos

[rubah]

omp = oh my percy.

Not very many people use it. =/
Psh, people use it, like the harecord WOFSers.

harecord= more than hardcore.
pwesome = awesome
pt = at, it,
P = A, I, O.
Captain Morgan = the coolest last name ever.
pre = are, ore, ere, ire
pwnzed= owned, ruled, dominated
l33t= the proper lazy way to type 31373.
denffe= Denmark 49158
lix = a higher more refined and just all around cooler form of 'licks'
Coyboy = cooler than a cowboy, see Auron, Walker Texas Ranger, refer to Dictionary FOAtica.
Walker Texas Ranger = love

[Triple T]

I nearly suffocated when I read that.
I :<3: PG.

Yeah, who doesn't love PG? ^_^;

[Agent Proto]

w00t = woot! Hurray! Cheers! Yes! Score!

And even more important:
pr00t = Proto

[The Redneck]

AFK. BRB4BM--I am away from the computer, and will be for a short while.

3y3 b /33+ I am 'elite'
j00 b /33+ You are 'elite'
h3, 5h3, !+ b /33+ He, she, or it is 'elite'
ph33r /\/\y /\/\4D /\/!/\/j4 h4xx0r 5k!//z!!! I am an idiot, with nothing of value to contribute to society. Please pity me.

[Crazy the Clown]

You missed one definition.

Fail-An overused, meaningless word in forums.

[The Anarchy Angel]

oh and
OWN3D!! - u have officially been beaten, or "i now own ur ass!"