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Itsunari 2000
06-12-2005, 05:23 PM
Ok , let's say that , somehow,someone added 3 new commandments so that there were not Ten Commandments but 13.It'd be interesting to know what these last 3 would be. :D

In my world , they would be as follows :

11) Thou shall not develop technologies and such for murder and war.
12) Thou shall be tolerant and patient with those of different creed.
13)Thou shall not fail to uphold the previous Commandments.

gokufusionss1
06-12-2005, 05:25 PM
11) thou shalt not make anymore commandments to do so would miss the point of the ten commandments.

ZeZipster
06-12-2005, 05:27 PM
If you loved your neighbor, you wouldn't need those.

gokufusionss1
06-12-2005, 05:29 PM
that's a good point from .........zezipster (feels weird saying/typing that.)

theundeadhero
06-12-2005, 06:04 PM
You can impose your laws, but you will never surpress MY FREEDOM!

Triple T
06-12-2005, 06:18 PM
*disobeys God's rules*

Levian
06-12-2005, 06:46 PM
11.) There is no 11, hah fooled you, Moses. lolz.
12.) Don't spam.

Meat Puppet
06-12-2005, 06:51 PM
11 or something) Don't do what the commandments command

The Anarchy Angel
06-12-2005, 07:00 PM
commandment 53749572512) Never eat cheese, it should be banned

DMKA
06-12-2005, 07:19 PM
11) Thy shall not assume everyone else is Christian/actually cares about the ten commandments.

Itsunari 2000
06-12-2005, 07:24 PM
11) Thy shall not assume everyone else is Christian/actually cares about the ten commandments.

what do you think I am ? Stupid ?! Of course not everybody is Christian ! I'm just doing this for amusement's sake. :mad2:

Mo-Nercy
06-13-2005, 05:59 AM
11-20) "I'm just making Moses carry these extra stone tablets 'cuz it's funny to watch him squirm" ~ Signed God.

Shlup
06-13-2005, 06:02 AM
11) Thy shall not assume everyone else is Christian/actually cares about the ten commandments.
12) Thou shalt not assume what people are assuming. Ass.

DMKA
06-13-2005, 06:05 AM
11) Thy shall not assume everyone else is Christian/actually cares about the ten commandments.
12) Thou shalt not assume what people are assuming. Ass.
13) Shlup and the other guy should look at DMKA's sig and custom title and location and know not to take his posts in general chat concerning politics or religion seriously. :love:

Shlup
06-13-2005, 06:07 AM
14) DMKA should do the same. Oh snap!

DMKA
06-13-2005, 06:17 AM
15) lol you

Meat Puppet
06-13-2005, 06:26 AM
the commandments have been degraded to a chat service now? Awesome!

Cless
06-13-2005, 07:33 AM
11) Thy shall not ram your beliefs down other's throats.
12) Thou shall question me.
13) Thou shall draw your own interpretations of this religion.

Yuffie514
06-13-2005, 07:47 AM
hoy, make all the Commandments you want, but i remain in the thievery business.

Old Manus
06-13-2005, 08:06 AM
11) LOL JESUS

Kamiko
06-13-2005, 08:21 AM
I just pretend to be illiterate at times like these.... :fpton:

nik0tine
06-13-2005, 08:34 AM
lol commandments.

theundeadhero
06-13-2005, 12:21 PM
11~ Thou shalt not double post.
12~ Thou shalt not desire power.
13~ Thou shalt not look up tentacle porn on the internet.

Itsunari 2000
06-18-2005, 03:59 PM
11) thou shalt not assume people who create threads concerning the commandments are sanctimonious God-fearing assholes .

Hah !

Doomie
06-18-2005, 06:47 PM
11) Obey commandment # 10.