Zombies

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Um. I was going to write somethng about zombies but I forgot what it was. So just write about an experience with zombies you might of had. Or if you've never encountered a zombie, write about your favorite family member and whether or not they'd make a good zombie.

[Meat Puppet]

Zombies are bastards.
Or was it vampires?
Zombie vampires then.
That is all.

[Rye]

My neighbors seem like zombies, they only go out at night.

[Chris]

I saw a zombie once, or was it Michael Jackson?

[Resha]

When I grow up I want to be a zoooombie~ <3 It's so fun. :D

[Captain Maxx Power]

My old town where I used to live got attacked by zombies once. We had to camp out in the local shopping centre. I was with some other people from town who I didn't know paticularly well. One of them went mental and opened the barricade because he felt trapped. The zombies flooded in one by one until there was just me left. Luckily I'd managed to get a shotgun and blast my way out of there and into a car. On the road though I skidded off, and just when it looked like I was going to be eaten, the army came in, bombed the town and shot all the zombies. Lucky escape all things considered. I really freakin hate zombies.

[theundeadhero]

I don't know what zombies are :(

[Devourment]

I saw a zombie once, he went by the name of Chris. :shifty:

[Drift]

zombies = brothers n sisters = KILL KILL KILL! that is all

[SNOOZER]

Zombies ate my neighbors.

Hmmm. *Turns on the emulator and begins playing it at work*

[Madame Adequate]

Zombies are pretty lame, when it comes down to it. Unless they're doing a Dawn of the Dead sprint-like-a-bitch thing. Then there is a problem. Unfortunately, like spiders, they are inneffectual but terrifying ;_;

But then, if they can run, they're not zombies anyway. No, real zombies, those slow, tough, stupid, hungry fellows, aren't generally too bad when I think about it. Just remember only to fire when you have to - don't go randomly shooting them. There are too many.

Also, you will need to live in a country which does not fear firearms. Europe bad. Americas good. Australia unknown, but the conditions there are right for zombies to last quite some time =/

And if animals are turning into zombies as well, things could get very bad.

[Cruise Control]

My sister is a zombie *shoots her in head* oh /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif, she wasn't... Oh well!

[Maxico]

I don't get why they just don't eat each other?

[Meat Puppet]

They're picky eaters?

[ThroneofDravaris]

I had an experience with a Zombie once. He wasn’t very good…

[44 caliber]

I have a friend who thinks he is a zombie, so for fun I shoot him with a BB gun once in a while.

[Ultima Shadow]

I don't know what zombies are :(
I'm a zombie.

That should explain exactly what zombies are. :)

[omnitarian]

Which would be cooler; a Ninja zombie, or a Robot zombie?

I've had this argument before. Unfortunately, it quickly degraded into "Is a Robot zombie the zombie of a dead robot, or a robot who was made to be a zombie?"

[XxSephirothxX]

I saw this movie once, and this guy was beating zombies with a shovel.

Yeah.

[Drift]

ninja zombie for scariness
robot zombie = normal zombie (shlow) just more brains

[Psychotic]

Zombies are misunderstood. If you show them some love, you'll find that they're really caring and compassionate creatures! Or is that bears? Hmm...zombie bears, now THERE'S something you don't see every day!

[Maxico]

I want a zombie crab. I shall call him Dr. Snappy and he shall be my snappy.

I shall throw him at my foes.

EDIT: CRAB! I said crab. That typo TOTALY changed the meaning of that.

[Cruise Control]

Zombie Crabs are yummy when marinated with butter sauce and garlic for 2 hours.

[Crazy the Clown]

Zombies are nothing when you're armed with a Masamune katana. That's all I need when going up against one zombie, or an entire army of the rotting corpses. :chop:

[Shoeberto]

I had an idea for a thread the other day about where the worst place was that you could be when a zombie attack happens.

I thought on the toilet. I'm sure there's worse, though.

[Madame Adequate]

I had an idea for a thread the other day about where the worst place was that you could be when a zombie attack happens.

I thought on the toilet. I'm sure there's worse, though.

Anywhere with lots of people. They'll panic, half of them will get bitten within moments, and you'll likely get trampled to death.

[SomethingBig]

Oh, I wish I were an original polygonal zombie,
that is what I'd really like to be,
cuz if I were an original polygonal zombie,
everyone would be in love with me!
*Blows a ghastly kiss*

[Cruise Control]

...That was creepy...

[Silmaril]

I'm a zombie in the morning. That's why I get up after noon.

[Shlup]

My dearest friend is a zombie.

[Mittopotahis]

I have a friend who i think is a Zombie...Her name is Elle...She bites...Not me personally, but others yeah!

[Shlup]

When you get your wisdom teeth pulled you'll have zombie breath for two days. Which is far worse than dragon breath.

[Yew-Yevon]

...dont laugh about this u guys. I lost my cosin to a zombie at the astronomy reserch center in Edmonton =(