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Citizen Bleys
07-26-2001, 07:37 PM
I recorded a nice 10 meg, 10-minute Introduction to Eyes on Final Fantasy, directed at newbies with a lot of bandwidth. However, those of you who aren't newbies will probably get a lot of laughs out of this introduction. I introduce a phantom newbie to the administration, the forums, the moderators, the rules, etc.

I'll admit that the first couple of minutes (i.e., my introduction of Cid and Britt) is pretty weak, but it gets good towards the end.


<a href=http://bastardly.notwise.net/bleysvox/eyesonff/intro-vocal.mp3>FULL INTRO, 10 MB</a>
<a href=http://bastardly.notwise.net/bleysvox/eyesonff/part1%20(admins%20cid-scottie).mp3>Part 1 (admins cid-scottie), 1.9 MB</a>
<a href=http://bastardly.notwise.net/bleysvox/eyesonff/part2%20(admins%20britt-unne).mp3>Part 2 (admins britt-unne), 1.6 MB</a> Asorie is covered in this part. She's the meat in a weirdo (Britt and Unne) sandwich :p
<a href=http://bastardly.notwise.net/bleysvox/eyesonff/part3%20(admin%20bleys).mp3>Part 3 (admin bleys), 1.0 MB</a>
<a href=http://bastardly.notwise.net/bleysvox/eyesonff/part4%20(the%20forums).mp3>Part 4 (the forums), 1.7 MB</a>
<a href=http://bastardly.notwise.net/bleysvox/eyesonff/part5%20(the%20moderators).mp3>Part 5 (the moderators), 1.4 MB</a> (This is the funniest segment, IMHO
<a href=http://bastardly.notwise.net/bleysvox/eyesonff/part6%20(the%20threats).mp3>Part 6 (the threats), 916k</a>
<a href=http://bastardly.notwise.net/bleysvox/eyesonff/part7%20(conclusion).mp3>Part 7 (the conclusion), 444k</a>

I'm going to try to add this to the registration page :p

EDIT: <font color=#FF0000>NOTE: Do not download the 10 meg file <i>and</I> the others--Parts 1-7 are simply broken down versions of the full intro for those who don't have the bandwidth for a 10 meg download. If you can handle 10 megs, fine, get the full version. If you can't, download the 7 parts separately.</font>

Vincent Valentine
07-26-2001, 07:42 PM
I can't look at it from here but I bet it's hilarious!

07-26-2001, 07:59 PM
That was fan-freakin'-tastic, Bleysie.

"Rydia of Mist: She hangs around with a guy called 'Happypeepeehead'; this is her <I>most normal trait.</I>"

Heh heh. Damn straight. :D

This is what is called an "Instant EoFF Classic." *much applause*

Citizen Bleys
07-26-2001, 08:01 PM
It'd better be. It took 2 weeks of planning and sound-clip downloading, plus another week of recording bits of it <i>over and over and over again</i> to get it right. It had BLOODY WELL BETTER BE POPULAR, SOD IT! *glares*

Well, except with a few people who I'm sure will be after blood *cough*Asorie*cough*

07-26-2001, 08:02 PM
By the way, you have one of the most accurate Walter Koenig/Pavel Chekov impressions I've ever heard.

07-26-2001, 08:02 PM
Nicely done... nicely done.

*claps* :)

Citizen Bleys
07-26-2001, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Rydia of Mist
By the way, you have one of the most accurate Walter Koenig/Pavel Chekov impressions I've ever heard.

*sigh* Between that and Scottie's intro, I figured I had entirely too much Star Trek in the file :p

07-26-2001, 08:18 PM
Took a long time for it to load and to listen to it all but it was soooo worth it!

*runs off to listen to it again*

07-26-2001, 08:20 PM
*falls from chair*
*rolls on the floor*

omg !!!

Heh, I hope Thanos will get it too ;)
*hugs Sean's princess*

*listens entirely*

This is absolutely great.

Zell's Fists of Fury
07-26-2001, 08:31 PM
Breathtaking.... simmply... breathtaking..... so hard not to contain the joy flowing through my body after listening to that.... wow...

07-26-2001, 08:42 PM

That was great!!

07-26-2001, 08:58 PM
That was beautiful Bleys....

07-26-2001, 08:59 PM
This is too good! My toupe is off to you Bleys! BTW, you remind me a lot of one of my friends. You guys are alike in too many ways.

07-26-2001, 09:07 PM
Omg.. that was awesome!! Bravo Bleys! *laughs* you remind me so much of my friend steve hehe :D:D

07-26-2001, 09:51 PM

translated: Roll on the floor laughing my little cute :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing ass off!!!!

Yeah, very very funny. I wuv it so. :D


07-26-2001, 11:01 PM

07-26-2001, 11:08 PM
Thats great Very, Very Funny.

Advent Child
07-26-2001, 11:10 PM
*is still downloading*
while this downloads, I'd like to sing a little song for you... ahem:
:o Doo! DooDooDoo! Doo! DooDoo Doo DoDo! :o
I got so caught up in my song that I didn't realize this was already done downloading! *listens*
LOL!... yes thats all....

Ace Protorney
07-26-2001, 11:21 PM
You left me out of the Moderators!!!! Noo!! oh wait. :D You did, you just didn't mention me in the little cool music thing. :p

07-26-2001, 11:30 PM
*laughs* I always love your audio stuff, Bleys. *listens to it again*


07-26-2001, 11:35 PM
It's not true, comrades, it's not true! O_o

07-27-2001, 12:22 AM
That was incredible Bleys. Very nicely done, completely hillarious, it left me speechless.

Dr Unne
07-27-2001, 01:28 AM
It was pretty much what I expected. You're going to scare off all the new people with that, Bleys.

*shakes his head*

Big Ogre Umaro
07-27-2001, 02:04 AM
(Maybe it's just as well, Carpie...)

I do think that that Asorie intro just bought you a Cheese Grater Castration, Bleysie...oh well. *eats cheese* This one's definitely going into <i>Songs Bleys Would Hate, Vol. 2</i>, should I ever get off my arse and find another 60 minutes of songs Bleys would hate.

Sita Atis
07-27-2001, 02:11 AM
Wait a minute, split up they all add to 8.96 MB, but the full one is 10MB, what happened to the 1.04MB?? HUH??? HUH???


07-27-2001, 02:50 AM
It made me smile.


07-27-2001, 03:26 AM
my gosh that was great......:laugh:

07-27-2001, 03:37 AM
<font color="#009999">
hey u belys dat wuz mene 2 us nubies

Or WAS it? Great clip, Bleys. Interesting introduction to all the big staff people. I would just hate to be you when Asorie hears this.
(PS: I downloaded the big one, and it's 9.04 megs, not 10)

Bong McMond
07-27-2001, 09:00 AM
*hugs work computer with fast connection and stuff*

Ok, downloading..

*waits silently*


Cool, however, I could not here a word you said behind the superman music... I'll have to send it home, as I cannot listen to it without headphones on at work... you didnt need to know that, but my feet hurt!!!!

07-27-2001, 02:04 PM
One word can describe it all... Spiffy! Loved the Monty Python add-ins. At least now I know that there are more people like me in this world...obsure, random, and seemingly funny to the general public. Errr...well...maybe I should say that there MAY be more people like me here... I dunno...But the clip was good, and that's all that matters...I think. Otherwise, why would I be posting this in the first place? I mean, ya kno- *gets pulled off stage for being annoying*

The Professor
07-27-2001, 02:13 PM
Crazy Bleysie, you've done it again. :D That was great.

Dr Unne
07-27-2001, 03:40 PM
I want to know why the Mods get epic-sounding theme music playing the background and the Admins didn't get anything.

The Professor
07-27-2001, 03:42 PM
Yeah, Bleys! The Good Doctor wants his music! :p

Citizen Bleys
07-27-2001, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Agent Proto
You left me out of the Moderators!!!! Noo!! oh wait. :D You did, you just didn't mention me in the little cool music thing. :p

Cram it, Proto.

07-27-2001, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by Dr Unne
I want to know why the Mods get epic-sounding theme music playing the background and the Admins didn't get anything.

You got called Princess Brian.. I think THAT'S a fair deal.. ;)

After all.. I was referred to as a Bikini-Clad Primate once again.. xD


07-27-2001, 08:25 PM
Nice. What I would expect, From Citzen Bleys, A masterpiece.

07-27-2001, 08:59 PM
'Twas hilarious. That's all. *dies*

07-27-2001, 10:55 PM
That was pure ace, Bleys. *rotflmao @ Princess Brian*

07-28-2001, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by Dr Unne
I want to know why the Mods get epic-sounding theme music playing the background and the Admins didn't get anything.

I'm sure that it was mostly intended for me and Bleys just decided to throw a few more mods in just to fill space.

07-28-2001, 01:48 AM


Truly...inspiring, Bleys. Very well done, indeed.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
07-30-2001, 02:14 AM
I second that el-oh-el exdee. It was funny.

I laughed.

07-30-2001, 07:04 PM
*listens again*

*giggles at how Bleys's voice cracks when he says "Happypeepeehead"*


Emerald Aeris
07-31-2001, 12:33 AM
That... was priceless. Simply priceless.

07-31-2001, 10:25 AM
i can't donwload them, that doesn't work !!!:( :( :( :cry: :cry:

i'll retry later, hope it will work !!!

The Professor
07-31-2001, 12:39 PM
Oh, that's too bad Princess. :D

07-31-2001, 01:13 PM
damn, now, it seems that everybody knwo about me being Sean's princess !! ;)

hey, Landwaster du Lac (aka Bleys ;)), do u still have the thread where there was all the princess thingy ??

Citizen Bleys
08-01-2001, 01:38 PM
I lost the URL, but I still have it saved as a .gif at home someplace... :p

08-02-2001, 08:51 AM
if u could send it to me, it would be sooooooooooooo great of you Bleys !!! :D

08-02-2001, 07:10 PM
Bleys, have you ever had the urge to die a la William Wallace in <i>Braveheart</i>? I hope so, because you're going to experience it at least twelve times, soon *^_^*

That was...typical Bleys xD We haven't had anything that good in a while.

Citizen Bleys
08-03-2001, 01:48 PM
Well, if I'm going to die anyways, I guess I shouldn't hold back on making fun of you even <i>more</i>.

08-03-2001, 09:12 PM
Greatly done bleys! *comments you and stuff* Good job do it some more. :mog:

08-04-2001, 03:16 AM
ROFLMAO! That was great Bleys, that was great.

Princess Brian :whoa:

S.H Panda!
08-05-2001, 09:47 AM
Well Done Citizen Bleys

Nuke Boy
08-06-2001, 05:53 AM
Nice one, Bleys! I especially like your description, as mine are similar, except for the fact I seek world domination and I practice black magic.:D I heard you sniggering! Meteo! *random person is ripped apart* Oh, and I also like cheese. Especially if it's filled with vodka.

08-06-2001, 11:52 PM

The Professor
08-08-2001, 02:32 PM
Jesus H. Christ, Lunaris! Calm down! Worse than Nazis... uh-uh. I don't think so.

*stops being off-topic*

08-08-2001, 06:31 PM
Lunarism? Um, no....Okay? =o
Let's leave the political discussion in another thread. Why don't you make one?
You're gonan ruin this one.

08-09-2001, 09:12 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHHA, this is soooooo excellent Bleysie :laugh:
"and Cid was ... thanos' .... hummm, yes .... princess"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA vraiment trop fort !! ;)

08-09-2001, 05:30 PM
Hahaha, yes....I forgot teh princess part for a second there. =o
And Together, they form a giant mecha!

Leknaat V
08-09-2001, 11:43 PM
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day..... XD

Nice one Bleys.

Hee hee......

Citizen Bleys
08-10-2001, 03:26 PM
Ahem: As requested, the "Cid/Thanos's Princess" thread.

<a href=http://citizenbleys.virtualave.net/thanosthread.gif>large image. clicky</a>

08-10-2001, 03:33 PM
OMG !!
this is soooo great !! :)
thx mister Landwaster du lac ;)

08-10-2001, 04:22 PM
*falls from chair*


08-11-2001, 05:53 PM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">Heh, I finally listened to this. Very well done bleys :D

08-11-2001, 07:30 PM
*bites lips to keep from laughing*


*wipes tears from laughter*

Good one. Nice touch in adding the screen shot of the "Princess" thread.


08-13-2001, 08:35 AM
I started listening to it a few days ago but I got distracted and I think it's best if I don't listen again. Listening to Bley's makes me want to cry.