Your epitaph.

[SNOOZER]

You're dead. Now think of something clever to put on your epitaph.


Here lies SNOOZER.
"I told you I was sick."
"Well that sucked."

I took the liberty and went ahead and changed it, before everybody starts posting more "You stole that from what's-his-face". In all honesty, it was a coincidence, I have no idea who that man is really. So, I apologize.

[Devourment]

Here lies Joshua Aidan Peel
Born 4th of November 1987
Died 20th of June 2005
R.I.P

Was that good enough?

:roll:

[DMKA]

"Here lies DMKA. Hell stinks more."

[Destai]

You're dead. Now think of something clever to put on your epitaph.


Here lies SNOOZER.
"I told you I was sick."That made me laugh out loud.

[Devourment]

"Here lies DMKA. Hell stinks more."You forgot 'lol'.

[Craig]

I AM CRAIG
BRING ME COOKIES

[Trumpet Thief]

Here lies the Trumpet Thief, as well as chaos, Rubedo, Trowa, and Albedo:

She cheated on me...
Ah, quit whining.
*Sits and stares and sits and stares*

[ThroneofDravaris]

99% fat free my arse!

[Dr.K]

<<< I'm With Stupid >>>

[smittenkitten]

Here lies smittenkitten
died lonely waiting
for her love Squall
May she be
forgotten
May she purr
forever

[Resha]

"Email me sometimes, I like hearing from live people! ^_^ -insert celestial email address here- No spam, plz! :)"

[bigbri2k5]

Here lies SNOOZER.
"I told you I was sick."

isnt that on spike milligans (from the goonies) headstone?

[Rye]

Jessica Rye:
Here lies bread gone bad.

[SNOOZER]

Here lies SNOOZER.
"I told you I was sick."

isnt that on spike milligans (from the goonies) headstone?

I have no idea.

[bigbri2k5]

Here lies SNOOZER.
"I told you I was sick."

isnt that on spike milligans (from the goonies) headstone?

I have no idea.

im pretty sure it is in gallic

[Hawkeye]

Here lies Hawkeye
All your graves are belong to me!

[Rye]

Here lies Hawkeye
All your graves are belong to me!

All your after life are belong to us!

[Erdrick Holmes]

"KO: You lose"

[Doomie]

Here lies Erik
Come visit me or I shall haunt you OHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEH OOOOOOOOOOH

[-N-]

Insert two credits to continue.

[Jess]

I'm not dead. :D

[Old Manus]

Haven't we had this before?

[Jojee]

Do animals go to heaven?

[Doomie]

Do animals go to heaven?

Most of them do. There are a few exceptions, however.

[The Anarchy Angel]

Here lies The Anarchy Angel
I wasn't dead in the first case! *splish*
Well this sucks

[SNOOZER]

Haven't we had this before?

I had no idea. If we did you'll have to forgive my newbie ass. We have no soul thus we tend to do unacceptable things.

[Maxico]

Yeah thats what Spike Milligan wanted on his grave. I'm not sure he got it though.

[Ashi]

This will sound horribly corny, but I want mine to say that I lived my life to the fullest and have no regrets.

[DreamingOfDreams]

Here lies DreamingOfDreams,
Hyper psyco and Eater of Socks
"I'll be back! Fear my hyperness!
Mwahahaha!!!"

[gokufusionss1]

You're dead. Now think of something clever to put on your epitaph.


Here lies SNOOZER.
"I told you I was sick."

you steal comedy genius spike milligans joke and then claim it as your own, for shame for shame your epitath should read
"Thief"

[I Don't Need A Name]

Here lies Final-and......
^ not enough people donated enough money to finish the enscription

[Zeldy]

~Amy~
Break this bittersweet spell on me,
Lost in the arms of Destiny
Lauri <3

[SNOOZER]

You're dead. Now think of something clever to put on your epitaph.


Here lies SNOOZER.
"I told you I was sick."

you steal comedy genius spike milligans joke and then claim it as your own, for shame for shame your epitath should read
"Thief"

I didn't claim anything, I don't even know who that guy is. Which would probably infuriate you more. But in all seriousness I had no idea.

[Rinoa_Galatea]

Here lies Rinoa Galatea.
That girl who says stupid things
when there's nothing left to do.
We pray she never resurrects
cause she says so many stupid things
we can't handle with.
We pray she goes to Heaven
even if she wanted to go to Hell.
We pray she finally rest
cause we don't want to hear any stupid comments
about sheeps & soups from her.
R.I.P.!!!!!!!!! Plz!!!!!!!!

[Hroth]

I wouldn't have anything written on my epitaph. I think i'd design it but have only my name written on it.

[Silmaril]

Here Lies Amnah Nadeem

Let Her Lie Still And Forever Dream

Of Happy Days And Dear Friends

Let Her Lie Here Until The End

[theundeadhero]

theundeadhero

Coffin for rent
Aquire within

[Fuzakeru]

Insert two credits to continue.


That rocked.

Don't know what mine would say. =/ Probably would have to do with necroFILEEEEEEEACTZ cause I'm Hentai like that, baby. -shrug-

[44 caliber]

"Sup?"

[DreamingOfDreams]

theundeadhero

Coffin for rent
Aquire within

That's funny!

[Odaisé Gaelach]

isnt that on spike milligans (from the goonies) headstone?

im pretty sure it is in gallic

Yup, his father was from Sligo.

Duirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite - I told you I was sick.


My epitaph would be:


Odaise Gaelach
Found out what the button did.

[KoShiatar]

"People thought she was half crazy
but knew only a half of her".

[Maxico]

"You're standing on my head!"

[Triple T]

Here Lies Triple T
Insert Yaoi Here
|
V

[DreamingOfDreams]

"If you stand here -------------> Yes, right there, my dead hands will grab you and pull you into and eternal sleep.
Rest in peices."

[Chris]

http://:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/66gaa9

[Tama2]

BRAINS

[Chris]

http://:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/66gcu9

:D

[themagicroundabout]

probably something like, here lieth the magic roundabout whose dying words were "...bugger this..."

[Jowy]

<center><b>OH DAMMIT<br>RES PLZ</b></center>

[Peegee]

"res plz"

:D

Jowwy wins


lolasl?

[radyk05]

here lies radyk05
haha! told you it was pioson!
pay up the bet, suckaaaa!!

[Rini]

Loyal to my musical gods, my epitaph would read as follows:


Rini
Forever Dead

We have all lost it now
Catching the flakes of dismay
Born the travesty of man
Regular pulse midst pandemonium
You’re plucked to the mass
Parched with thirst for the wicked

The Sun Sets Forever Over Blackwater Park.




I love that song. It gives me the goosebumps.

[Jess]

Jessica

This is my epitaph.

[rubah]

"She died.

Happily! :)"

[Giga Guess]

Giga Guess

Going, going, GONE!

[Spammerman]

Here lies link31793
He shot a gun
The wrong way

[Poopcannon]

"Here lies poopcannon,
The man who single-handedly proved that you CAN light a fart on fire.
Rest in pieces."

[Mittopotahis]

'Here Lies Yuripa.
"What? No More continues?"'

[Calliope]

"Haha! I'm not really dead at all, I'm just hiding. I can see you! I like your shoes."

[DMKA]

99% fat free my arse!
xDDDDDD

[Madame Adequate]

^ ^ V V < < > > start

or

You bastards! I wanted cremated!

[Mittopotahis]

"Here lies Leeza
Ran out of all 9 lives"

Sorry, couldn't resist! :D

[Devourment]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v138/kaddyhoward/CLMP.jpg

:D

[Spammerman]

Here lies link31793
He thought he had 2 extra lifes
He was wrong

[gokufusionss1]

Gokfusionss1
I'll be back!

[Spammerman]

I put myself out of suffering
by accident.

[Armisael]

senator_padme

No one wanted to live forever anyway...

[Spammerman]

If you're reading this
You're Wasting YOu're time
NOthin importants on it.

[Old Manus]

<center><b>OH DAMMIT<br>RES PLZ</b></center>

It's a shame only about ,<s>10%</s> 11% will get it.

[gokufusionss1]

woooo i'm in the special 10%
It's a RPG forum Manus.

[Behold the Void]

Those bastards killed me in a CG sequence! Why don't my Phoenix Downs work!?

And on the subject, one from Baldur's Gate that I rather enjoyed:

He looked up the mine shaft to see if the cart was on its way down. It was.

[Polaris]

Here lies Baryline

(and then a poem of my favourite poetist-Florbela Espanca)

Eu sou a que no mundo anda perdida
(I'm the one who walks in the world and is lost)
Eu sou a que na vida não tem norte
(I'm the life that has no north)
Sou a irmã do Sonho, e desta sorte
(I'm the sister of the Dream, and of this luck)
Sou a crucificada... a dolorida...
(I'm the crucified, the painfull)

Sombra de névoa ténue e esvaecida,
(Misty shadow fading away)
E que o destino amargo, triste e forte,
(And that the destiny sad and strong)
Impele brutalmente para a morte!
(Calls violently to the death)
Alma de luto sempre incompreendida!...
(Soul in dark always missunderstood)

Sou aquela que passa e ninguém vê...
(I'm the one who passes and no one see)
Sou a que chamam triste sem o ser...
(the one they call sad without be)
Sou a que chora sem saber por quê...
(I'm the one who cries not knowing why)

Sou talvez a visão que Alguém sonhou,
(I'm perhaps the vision that someone dreamt)
Alguém que veio ao mundo pra me ver,
(Someone who came to this world to see me)
E que nunca na vida me encontrou!
(and never in life found me)

[Spammerman]

Nothing Witty Here
You wasted precious time
You'll be like me soon.



When Evil dies
Visit my Grave

[DreamingOfDreams]

"I thought I told you to take me to hospital!!!"

[Spammerman]

Being WIerd is Cool.
Being normal got me here though.

[DreamingOfDreams]

"If you leave me all alone,
Forget all about me and go on home,
Carry on life as if I never was,
You'll find your self in my place because . . .
I'll come back and haunt you!"

[Spammerman]

If you dont meet my demands ill make u Ph33r me
1)Bury me with my prized possesions
2)Let all my friends come to my funeral.
3)Bury me With my DW5
If u dont ill come back and haunt.PH33r m3

[Dante WolfWood]

Here Lies DanteWolfWood
May 26, 1989-June21,2005
Died of lack of oxygen because of non-stop laughing when yuna ran and fell trying to hug tidus....

[Jack]

Here Lies Jack
If You're Standing There
Reading This Epitaph
Your An Idiot For Caring
Because Jack Doesn't Care

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Here lies Odaise Gaelach
Stuck his tongue out at a puma
And told him to, "Bite me."

[Mercen-X]

Here's lies "X" the Merciless
World Ruler & Vindictive Dictator
May he burn in Hell forever

[*iloveme06*]

"RIP. . .Um, what was her name again?"

FOR DANTE WOLFWOOD: I don't think I'm special, I just one that I'm one out of however many who hasn't smoked pot. . .so I put it up on my siggy. . .it doesn't mean that I think I'm better than those who do smoke.

[Slothy]

Scorpion wins. Fatality.

Or perhaps, more fitting: May he burn forever like the world he brought to it's knees.

[black orb]

>>> "You are next.."

[Del Murder]

'Del Murdered' (got to stick with the classics)

[Yamaneko]

"Some witty comment about an observation".

[GooeyToast]

"Some mother's son"

[Cuchulainn]

"Some mother's son"

Good movie..

My epitaph with read..


OMG BOUT TIME YOU DIED LMAO! JK! LOLZ...T3H SUx0RS RLY...MEH BLEH :*( TILDE

[Kamiko]

"She was so tragically disfigured by that raging antelope that we actually have no idea who is this...."

[GooeyToast]

"I was alive, and now I am dead. This is all that needs to be said."

[fire_of_avalon]

"Here lies Megan. Man, she was cool."

People in a million years will think I was an air conditioning unit.

[theundeadhero]

Or maybe a heartless Icequeen like you really are. Meany :p

As soon as I posted that I felt bad. Sorry :(

[Rinoa_Galatea]

Here lies link31793
He thought he had 2 extra lifes
He was wrong
Cool!!!!!! XD

[rubah]

"Here lies Megan. Man, she was cool."

People in a million years will think I was an air conditioning unit.

We won't need AC then.

[Super Christ]

"Here lies Chris. If not, please notify the undertaker immediately."

Now, who can tell me where that is from?

[Swordicanus]

"Stop standing on me crotch" :)

[bigbri2k5]

im not home

[Pheesh]

"back in 5"

Peace out and "rock"
EE

[bigbri2k5]

out to lunch